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Angry old woman getting angrier by the day. She/her. Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Trans rights are human rights.
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thewritertype.bsky.social
Do you need to wrap a gift that's awkwardly shaped with sharp corners or protrusions? Try this tip:
1. Use thin cardboard, adhesive and bubble wrap to construct a rudimentary time machine.
2. Return to the moment right before you bought the fucking thing.
3. Buy something different.
December 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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savagechickens.bsky.social
Understanding Santa. www.patreon.com/posts/unders...
Title: Understanding Santa 1. Ho ho ho! (feeling jolly) 2. Hee hee hee! (laughing) 3. Har har har! (laughing harder) 4. Hey! Hey! Hey! (trying to get your attention) 5. Huh huh huh (repeatedly expressing mild disbelief) 6. Honk honk honk (that's a good disguised as Santa)
December 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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mooseallain.bsky.social
www.worldofmoose.com/products/isl...
Cartoon of an island in the middle of the sea with a few trees on it. Label with pointer "Island". Label with pointer to sea "Isn'tland".
December 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
A husky (or malamute) howls at the sky next to a sign on a fence reading “NO DOGS ALLOWED.”
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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soapachu.bsky.social
The sooner the AI twats understand that art and literature are expertly-crafted luxury goods, and not something you get from a vending machine, the better off we will all be.
December 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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rebrafsim.bsky.social
customer: where is the do-it-yourself section?

me: you are not off to a good start

customer: can I see your manager?

me: I don’t work here

customer: you’re wearing their shirt

me: okay well technically I’m SUPPOSED to
December 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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ottoenglish.bsky.social
Welcome to the UK where a right wing academic seeks to defend a man who wrote:

'Head for the hotels housing them and burn them to the ground.'

By describing that incitement as "anti immigration"
Welcome to the UK. Where you go to prison for 18 months for anti-immigration tweets. This is insane
December 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
A sequel to Gone In 60 Seconds called Gone in 72 Seconds. It's basically the same movie but as he's getting into the car he realizes he forgot his wallet in the house so has to run inside real quick to grab it
December 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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quantick.bsky.social
And now I find out that The Salt Path wasn't even published by a real penguin.
December 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are coming home, still squinting from the cold winter air, with snow piled on top of both of them. Narration: Steps of coming in from the snow: Still wearing a snow pile, Green watches as Blue closes his eyes, waiting for his body heat to simply melt the snow off himself, with rivulets of snowmelt running down his body, collecting into a puddle beneath him. Narration: 1: Melt off the snow Green, who still has snow piled on him, watches on as Blue radiates heat, causing the snowmelt on and around him to evaporate. Narration: 2: Steam dry Green, still covered in clumps of snow, chases after Blue, who is doing his best to get away from him. Narration: 3: Run for your life Blue: Don't touch me, you wet goblin! Green: But you're warm!
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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nickmotown.bsky.social
He's making a list
Checking it twice
Then a third time
Then fourteen more times after that
Then laminating it
Then filing it in a folder with colour coded tabs
Santa Claus has some issues
December 16, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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mrdaveturner.bsky.social
I object to what I assume is my children’s private conversation being broadcast on the internet.
janecasey.bsky.social Jane Casey @janecasey.bsky.social · 3d
Overheard in the supermarket. Two teenagers.
1: 'Where's Dad?'
2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'
December 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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jackboot.bsky.social
Bugs Bunny taught me my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight; I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.
May 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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thelifeofsharks.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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metzgercartoons.bsky.social
Mindfulness during the holidays

Patreon.com/ScottMetzgerCartoons

#cats
The cartoon is two panels. In the top panel, a cat is looking at a meme on his phone. It says, "Mindfulness is living in the present." In the bottom panel, the cat is sitting in a box, a present that was just opened. He's smiling and he's thinking, "I feel better already!"
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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in-otter-news.bsky.social
What did you do, Steve!??
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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glennyrodge.bsky.social
President Trump’s comments about Rob Reiner go against everything the great office of FIFA Peace Prize Winner stands for.
December 16, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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glennyrodge.bsky.social
Dolly Parton wrote Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same day. Today I put a wash on, played with the dog and I’m now making tea. That’s three things. Your move country girl, your move.
December 16, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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lizclimo.bsky.social
Top: hamster sits in front of a laptop, and says “I’m writing our holiday newsletter. What should I say?” Gator replies “I dunno. What did we accomplish this year?” Bottom: Hamster says “I’ve got it” and types “we are cuter than ever” Gator adds “ooh, tell them I got a new hat!”
December 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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iucounu.bsky.social
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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thewritertype.bsky.social
Here’s a fun game:
1. Think of something so repugnant that even Trump wouldn’t say it.
2. Check the news.
3. Sorry, you lose.
December 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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michaelspicer.bsky.social
The Room Next Door - Exploring Africa
The Room Next Door - Exploring Africa
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green looks delighted as Blue returns home, bruised and battered, looking completely exhausted, with an olive green helmet hanging on his head. Green: Welcome home! How was the airsoft thing? Blue: Pure adrenaline chaos. A flashback image of Blue in the airsoft game, running through chaotic crossfire of noise, little explosions, and tiny plastic beads, eyes wide. Blue, narrating: All blurs into a bedlam of explosions, shouts, confusion and fear. Another view of the game, where Blue is laying on his back on the floor, with another fox - sand-coloured teammate, also wearing a helmet, drags him by the tail, all the while tiny bb-balls are being fired at both of them. Blue, continuing to narrate: Twice I got hit and had to get dragged across a hallway like a rag. Back to the present moment, Green leans towards Blue, who has settled down onto the floor, exhausted but evidently happy. Green: Was it fun? Blue: It was awesome.
December 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM