Chris
@crispy717.bsky.social
Just a random guy. Here for 🗞️🏈🏀🎬📺
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
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Temu publican
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Temu publican
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I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars
ICE agents involved in another vehicle collision, this time in Mesa azmirror.com/briefs/ice-a...
ICE agents involved in another vehicle collision, this time in Mesa | Arizona Mirror
Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents collided with a car driven by a person they were attempting to apprehend in a Mesa neighborhood.
azmirror.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars
Pablo Torre is doing the Lord’s work. The Phil Mickelson and Riley Gaines episodes are phenomenal.
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Pablo Torre is doing the Lord’s work. The Phil Mickelson and Riley Gaines episodes are phenomenal.
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This story was produced as a collaboration between @pablo.show and @motherjones.com. Watch the Pablo Torre Finds Out episode here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKUl... 2/
Riley Gaines Investigated: The Lia Thomas Race, the Coach & Why She "Doesn't Even Like" Trump | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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November 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This story was produced as a collaboration between @pablo.show and @motherjones.com. Watch the Pablo Torre Finds Out episode here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKUl... 2/
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Isn’t “Pablo Torre” the song all of the Whos sing at the end of “How the Grinch Stole Christmas”? 🎄
November 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Isn’t “Pablo Torre” the song all of the Whos sing at the end of “How the Grinch Stole Christmas”? 🎄
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Sorry to sound like Ezra Klein but there is one person who does politics (celebrity politics) the right way in this country and that’s Sabrina carpenter
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Sorry to sound like Ezra Klein but there is one person who does politics (celebrity politics) the right way in this country and that’s Sabrina carpenter
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One time my ex brother in law made me watch a thing where Nick Kroll and another guy said "too much tuna" like four hundred times for twenty minutes on his apple TV
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
One time my ex brother in law made me watch a thing where Nick Kroll and another guy said "too much tuna" like four hundred times for twenty minutes on his apple TV
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This is . . . off-putting. There's nothing here that projects the gravity of the situation or what's at stake. Quite the contrary. This conveys the message that it's all an exciting reality show with no real consequences for anyone. The imagery is just all wrong.
What a week and it’s only Tuesday. See me on Jimmy Kimmel tonight to talk all about it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This is . . . off-putting. There's nothing here that projects the gravity of the situation or what's at stake. Quite the contrary. This conveys the message that it's all an exciting reality show with no real consequences for anyone. The imagery is just all wrong.
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you're telling me a right-wing catholic convert is just a protestant in disguise? shocked
In newly leaked audio, Peter Thiel admits he urged JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral questions — including the ethical development of AI.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
you're telling me a right-wing catholic convert is just a protestant in disguise? shocked
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shepherds pie
it is just a suggestion
it is just a suggestion
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
shepherds pie
it is just a suggestion
it is just a suggestion
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screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
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any politician that starts going after these chatbot grifters now is going to look like a genius looking out for the people by the time 2028 rolls around
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
any politician that starts going after these chatbot grifters now is going to look like a genius looking out for the people by the time 2028 rolls around
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the man is about to get sicker than any human being has ever sicked before
Brazil's Bolsonaro exhausts appeals, will have to serve 27-year sentence: court
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
the man is about to get sicker than any human being has ever sicked before
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It is unsettling. What’s her name?
Deeply unsettled by this older photo of Mike Johnson with a beard.
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It is unsettling. What’s her name?
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Grok, roast my freaking wife🤣🤣
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Grok, roast my freaking wife🤣🤣
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BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Really looks like the United States is about to launch a regime change war against Venezuela with:
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Really looks like the United States is about to launch a regime change war against Venezuela with:
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
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Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
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