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Dad, husband, mechanical engineer, aspiring usurper.

Twitter: @fathermcgruder
Mastodon: @fathermcgruder@jorts.horse
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December 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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RICH PEOPLE NEVER EVER LEAVE WHERE THEY WANT TO LIVE IF THEIR TAXES INCREASE FOR THE OBVIOUS REASON THAT THEY CAN EASILY AFFORD IT
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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On this, the day of my birth, I am pleased to announce that I will be launching my next publication, THE GREATER REALITY AREA, on JANUARY 3RD, 2026. It has been several years since NORTH OF REALITY, and here shall begin my long awaited return to the fray! New logo by @tinyobscurae.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Lick My Heat Pump (in D minor)

This week I had my furnace and air conditioner replaced with a hybrid heat pump system from Bosch. My hopes from this summer) were dashed when it became apparent that the old system had a leak that was not worth […]

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December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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they don't show it in the movie but on Dagobah next to his crappy little house Yoda keeps an entire shack full of stolen bikes
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Might be a controversial opinion but I hate music about believing in yourself
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
I've stayed here a couple of times and it's kind of stupid, but it's also fine.
I am staying at a place with the toilet in the shower and it is >$400 per night
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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I don’t use this app but I noticed some supportive messages popping up and I really appreciate that 🥹💞
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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got to trivia and saw my teammate was debuting a new team name
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Warm take: I don't understand what a wealth tax does that can't already be done with an income tax. Wealth tends to produce regular, taxable income in the form of dividends and rent. The income tax just needs some improvements: it needs to be more steeply progressive (possibly with a negative […]
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December 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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I'm not much of a pumpkin pie guy. I'm really more of a flan man. #JustDesserts #Fiestaware #leftovers
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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This is a legitimate scientific revolution in meteorology.

Also, to be clear, these models are not the AI LLMs that most people are familiar with. They are machine learning algorithms trained on observations (actually reanalysis).
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 6d
Meteorologists are surprised that the weather model that did the best job forecasting hurricanes this year was a new one, introduced by Google. AI may be the beginning of a new era of forecasting. n.pr/49MFa1M
As the 2025 Atlantic hurricane season ends, the future of forecasting is AI
Meteorologists are surprised that the weather model that did the best job forecasting hurricanes this year was a new one, introduced by Google. AI may be the beginning of a new era of forecasting.
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November 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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thanksgiving is over which means it's time for scary brown extension cords with no ground wires
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Violence has no place in America. It's place is uhhhhhhhhhhh a wedding in Kandahar province, Afghanistan
Violence has no place in America. Michelle and I are praying for the servicemembers shot in Washington, DC today, and send our love to their families as they enter this holiday season under the most tragic of circumstances.
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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stop the presses! walmart chief people office thinks her minimum wage workers dont deserve happiness or fulfillment
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Titty
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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And if you can’t be with the one you love, honey
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
August 20, 2024 at 12:26 PM