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don’t post at mii. never lost to a level 3 smash bros ai. never got banned from twitter. never got suspended from bsky
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November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Okay here we go
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
two turkeys prepped we’re on a roll baby
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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St. Paul police brutally assault locals defending their neighbors from ICE, then absurdly accuse the locals of being "professional agitators."

"We are not your adversary. We are your police."

They support ICE with violence, just as they murder with impunity. They are, in fact, our adversaries.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Cybercrime is a lovely name for a little girl
October 28, 2023 at 6:16 PM
do i want to read about a guy who faked his death to move to russia fuck yeah

am i going to pay the atlantic to do so hell nah
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Asking my family to like and subscribe if they enjoyed Thanksgiving dinner and want more content like this
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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A commercial so good it can't be contained in just one screenshot.
February 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
all crypto dudes are foot fetishists but not all foot fetishists are crypto dudes
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
remembered my drafts and found a truly unhinged post
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
got nothing to post so i’m going back to gintama
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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every year i look forward to the glorious window of time when i can participate in toyotathon (yes i buy a new taco truck every year) but the tariffs have made it untenable this time. thanks mr. president
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Great engineering minds are hard at work
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
losing your absolute fucking mind over someone saying “hey i didn’t really care for [x]” like a normal and well adjusted human being
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
think i’m gonna spatchcock these mfs
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Saying this but to a computer
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i’m not only saying this bc i fundamentally disagree with everything will says but there’s nothing wrong with saying we should all be making 136k minimum
Man, gotta love some Wall Street guy who decides It’s Time To Care About Poverty and uses vibe math to recalculate the poverty line, as… $136,500

Extreme “it’s one banana, Michael” energy
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
need to find a good low power plex server, failed to jump on the beelink mini 12 whatever when it was like $150 a couple weeks ago bc i thought there’d be better deals for cyber monday but it does not seem that’s gonna be the case
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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me volunteering to cook thanksgiving dinner vs me cooking thanksgiving dinner
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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i’ve bought the bottle. i’m committed. starting december 1st, i’m doing 24 days of malört drinks.
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
in the last week i have gone from making no thanksgiving turkeys to making 2 thanksgiving turkeys
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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mtg resigning can technically be done at instant speed but it's more polite to do so at sorcery speed
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM