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*insert “asap yams your grandma dying words will be i wish you wasn’t such a bitch on the internet” tweet*
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every day i have to decide what to eat
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the everywhere project posted a tribute to dan mcquade earlier this evening
January 31, 2026 at 2:43 AM
January 31, 2026 at 2:38 AM
this couple on my flight is breaking up because the girl wants to celebrate her birthday by buying out a regal screening to melania but the boyfriend wants to do zootopia 2 instead
January 31, 2026 at 2:27 AM
aw man not catherine o’hara
January 30, 2026 at 7:22 PM
kms postponed till march 18, 2028
January 30, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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pushing my Credit Score Recognition and Skin Tone Differentiation Algorithm code to palantir github: hey everyone so i did a thing!! :)

drones using my code kill everyone in the lower class and everyone gets mad at me: that’s fine. okay. here’s what i think happened,
January 30, 2026 at 3:13 PM
but you see the employees there hated making this :(
SCOOP: 404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for ELITE, a tool Palantir made for ICE which brings up dossiers on individual people and provides a “confidence score” of their address.

The full user guide here:
Here is the User Guide for ELITE, the Tool Palantir Made for ICE
404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for ELITE, which lets ICE bring up dossiers on individual people and provides a “confidence score” of their address.
www.404media.co
January 30, 2026 at 3:07 PM
phew i don't have to pretend to care about aronofsky anymore! fucking hack
January 29, 2026 at 8:24 PM
okay so now we’re shaming people for wanting to enjoy real cinema like melanina in solitude in the corner because people in the center rows always use their phone nowadays??? okay
they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening
January 29, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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The last thing @dhm.bsky.social sent me this past fall was video of a little league ump getting hit in the groin 3 times. This one’s for you Dan, thanks for always thinking of me.
January 29, 2026 at 1:40 PM
cancer has taken so many of our best people but not enough of our worst people
January 29, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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good morning the month is almost over and neighbors in north mpls need rent please help if you can
here's a rent fun in mpls you can donate to right now, from organizers i know and can personally vouch for!

emergency rent support for North MPLS: venmo.com/u/NorthMplsMA
i keep seeing fundraisers for PPE. over and over. that’s a real sexy cause and there is no shortage of $$ going to it

please boost and donate to RENT FUNDS for people who have not been able to work and have their rent due within DAYS
January 29, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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this is so disgusting and horrifying for the teenage girl. honestly fuck the safdies fr
January 27, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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I’ll be following this developing story very closely
January 26, 2026 at 7:45 PM
this is so disgusting and horrifying for the teenage girl. honestly fuck the safdies fr
January 27, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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Pareene returns with a banger
January 27, 2026 at 3:30 AM
“are we the baddies” ad nauseum with these fools
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com

"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."

Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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logging off to be hysterical offline but i love you people and remember to turn your inside thoughts into mutual aid links instead of posting them
January 24, 2026 at 7:42 PM
weren’t you defending NATO two days ago? lol
I have lost all patience with self-proclaimed cynics desperate to pretend that their quisling cowardice in the face of evil is wisdom.
January 24, 2026 at 8:26 PM
insignificant in the grand scheme of things but a former FBI agent (listed in bio, not even hiding it lol) being able to pivot into whatever this is makes my grift-o-meter go over 9000
I am watching what is happening in Minneapolis on Ali Velshi and one of the ICE officers (off camera) literally says, “It’s like Call of Duty. Pretty cool huh?” as they shoot whatever it is they are shooting. Agents walking around, guns unholstered for no reason. This is insanity
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 PM
NATO stanning on my timeline.... need a bleach cleanser for my eyes
January 23, 2026 at 8:21 PM
brad pitt image cleansing campaign has yielded incredible results
The nominees for Best Picture at the 98th Academy Awards 🎥

#Oscars
January 22, 2026 at 4:06 PM
my king cronenberg snubbed by the oscars AGAIN… shame on the academy
January 22, 2026 at 3:03 PM
every single western power having a "are we the baddies" moment is p funny i won't lie. i feel bad for the world but this is tremendous content
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 PM
so much grief to go around these days so this feels inconsequential in the face of everything else but hope you‘re good wherever you are, david lynch
January 16, 2026 at 9:14 PM