Jimmy D
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🤭😏 you’re going to get in trouble 😧🫨
February 13, 2026 at 11:05 PM
🤭😏 you’re going to get in trouble 😧🫨
Anyone complaining about a lack of serious discussion on AI on this platform is just a CEO wannabe hack who thinks this kinda of talk is scary. Get fucked dude, I already drive a hover car on Mars and get into my house with a picture of a cat wearing headphones.
Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.
Microsoft AI CEO predicts 'most, if not all' white-collar tasks will be automated by AI within 18 months
Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.
www.businessinsider.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Anyone complaining about a lack of serious discussion on AI on this platform is just a CEO wannabe hack who thinks this kinda of talk is scary. Get fucked dude, I already drive a hover car on Mars and get into my house with a picture of a cat wearing headphones.
Don’t worry babe, I’ll take care of this. Buddy? You’re done.
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Don’t worry babe, I’ll take care of this. Buddy? You’re done.
Umm… where’s my fucking blanket??
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Umm… where’s my fucking blanket??
Snowboard cross is a great sport to rediscover every 4 years
February 13, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Snowboard cross is a great sport to rediscover every 4 years
My “let’s get this out of the way: he’s not a Nazi” article has people asking a lot of questions answered in the article
February 13, 2026 at 5:38 AM
My “let’s get this out of the way: he’s not a Nazi” article has people asking a lot of questions answered in the article
Take care of yourself Trev!
February 13, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Take care of yourself Trev!
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The summer games are people who are good at sports doing sports. The winter games are avatars of humanity spitting in the face of God, and curling.
February 13, 2026 at 1:51 AM
The summer games are people who are good at sports doing sports. The winter games are avatars of humanity spitting in the face of God, and curling.
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This is wild because it confirms the fact that no one in a position of power at Ring had any idea that announcing the terrifying power of their panopticon to the largest, most mainstream television audience would lead to a massive backlash.
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
This is wild because it confirms the fact that no one in a position of power at Ring had any idea that announcing the terrifying power of their panopticon to the largest, most mainstream television audience would lead to a massive backlash.
lmaoooo
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 13, 2026 at 1:27 AM
lmaoooo
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ah yes, the crack of the bat, the green of the grass, the inscrutable machinations of spreadsheet bullshit
February 12, 2026 at 9:28 PM
ah yes, the crack of the bat, the green of the grass, the inscrutable machinations of spreadsheet bullshit
Just hard for me to square a locker room that lets slip that Bryce Harper almost throttled the commissioner but was mum on everyone hating Nick’s guts. Feels like maybe someone’s fibbing!
February 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Just hard for me to square a locker room that lets slip that Bryce Harper almost throttled the commissioner but was mum on everyone hating Nick’s guts. Feels like maybe someone’s fibbing!
Right, but is that good? “Crossed a line” and then stayed on the team for almost 100 more games? Is that a good coaching staff/front office at work?
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Right, but is that good? “Crossed a line” and then stayed on the team for almost 100 more games? Is that a good coaching staff/front office at work?
If Topper had been canned at the end of the season, they’d use that same story to talk about how he didn’t have control of the team. It’s very convenient.
February 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
If Topper had been canned at the end of the season, they’d use that same story to talk about how he didn’t have control of the team. It’s very convenient.
The reason for cutting Nick Castellanos was that he wasn’t productive at the plate anymore and a liability in the field. You really don’t need any other reason and any other reason you get you should taken with a huge grain of salt!
February 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
The reason for cutting Nick Castellanos was that he wasn’t productive at the plate anymore and a liability in the field. You really don’t need any other reason and any other reason you get you should taken with a huge grain of salt!
“a Phillies source said” ah okay so not a player. Sorry, don’t care about any of that!
February 12, 2026 at 8:49 PM
“a Phillies source said” ah okay so not a player. Sorry, don’t care about any of that!
It’s really a burden to be so right and just want a cold one. I can’t fault him.
Castellanos also addresses the “Miami incident” when he was pulled from the game.
February 12, 2026 at 8:34 PM
It’s really a burden to be so right and just want a cold one. I can’t fault him.
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Nick Castellanos IG post -- a hand written parting note to the city of Philadelphia.
February 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Nick Castellanos IG post -- a hand written parting note to the city of Philadelphia.
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who will live in the cursed simmons mansion next?
February 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
who will live in the cursed simmons mansion next?
Guy in the Not Having Any New Ideas business fears new technology has replaced him
‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ writer Rhett Reese reacts to viral AI video of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt fighting:
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
February 12, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Guy in the Not Having Any New Ideas business fears new technology has replaced him
What exactly does “hype” mean to you?
February 12, 2026 at 5:27 PM
What exactly does “hype” mean to you?
“…anyone that suggests this could be useful to any boss…”
Bud I see your problem right there
Bud I see your problem right there
February 12, 2026 at 5:24 PM
“…anyone that suggests this could be useful to any boss…”
Bud I see your problem right there
Bud I see your problem right there
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This is exactly what you'd do if you wanted to make sure that wrestling fans chanted "Fuck ICE" throughout the hours of live wrestling you air in prime time every week.
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 PM
This is exactly what you'd do if you wanted to make sure that wrestling fans chanted "Fuck ICE" throughout the hours of live wrestling you air in prime time every week.