correct i’m not a pervert

breakfast rolls exist

first meal complete

fuck them rolls

listen pal

spatchcocking was easy as hell and ripping the spine out of the turkey looked cool

told ya

Okay here we go

it’s probably just that the would be assassin was a right winger not a leftist commie which would certainly shatter the mind of any dumbass dc reporter

is this doin it for you

it was me and i did it to punish humanity for their hubris

couldn’t be clearer ofc

what was i smoking, what does this mean

if you get really high and listen to dark side of the moon, it's by pink floyd, if you listen to it backwards and this is important, while playing gacha games on your phone, it sounds a lot like they're saying "grimes is right, date those bones they're fake"

i’m back from gintama it was good