With this hand, I will gas up ur big mood
Your cup will never ghost u, for I will be ur gin and juice
With this legit af fire, I will light ur side quest in shade
With this rizz, I cop u as mine fr
Your cup will never ghost u, for I will be ur gin and juice
With this legit af fire, I will light ur side quest in shade
With this rizz, I cop u as mine fr
February 2, 2024 at 2:24 AM
With this hand, I will gas up ur big mood
Your cup will never ghost u, for I will be ur gin and juice
With this legit af fire, I will light ur side quest in shade
With this rizz, I cop u as mine fr
Your cup will never ghost u, for I will be ur gin and juice
With this legit af fire, I will light ur side quest in shade
With this rizz, I cop u as mine fr
This Thanksgiving, whether you reach for an Oreo, a Thin Mint, or a homemade chocolate chip, remember to thank Fred Durst for all he did so you can take that cookie.
November 5, 2023 at 3:02 PM
This Thanksgiving, whether you reach for an Oreo, a Thin Mint, or a homemade chocolate chip, remember to thank Fred Durst for all he did so you can take that cookie.
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If you elect me president I will make Keanu Reeves and Dave Grohl live together and live stream it.
November 1, 2023 at 10:37 AM
If you elect me president I will make Keanu Reeves and Dave Grohl live together and live stream it.
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“My truck is arrowproof! My truck is bulletproof” I shout out the vehicle’s window as autopilot drives me down a busy street at 60 mph. The AI mistakes a plastic bag blowing in the wind for a boulder and swerves off a bridge
November 1, 2023 at 3:32 AM
“My truck is arrowproof! My truck is bulletproof” I shout out the vehicle’s window as autopilot drives me down a busy street at 60 mph. The AI mistakes a plastic bag blowing in the wind for a boulder and swerves off a bridge
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She was rare, like a Russian oligarch who didn’t die from falling out a window.
October 24, 2023 at 11:30 PM
She was rare, like a Russian oligarch who didn’t die from falling out a window.
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Be right back…I have to pretend that I’m perfectly calm while we gracefully fall from 30,000 ft onto a concrete slab with little blinking lights.
October 23, 2023 at 11:25 PM
Be right back…I have to pretend that I’m perfectly calm while we gracefully fall from 30,000 ft onto a concrete slab with little blinking lights.
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Feel free to lie to babies. They don’t have Wikipedia access
October 26, 2023 at 6:39 PM
Feel free to lie to babies. They don’t have Wikipedia access
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High-five me father for I have sinned
September 29, 2023 at 11:52 AM
High-five me father for I have sinned
black velvet in that little boy's smile
probly means he hasn't flossed in a while
probly means he hasn't flossed in a while
October 30, 2023 at 12:15 PM
black velvet in that little boy's smile
probly means he hasn't flossed in a while
probly means he hasn't flossed in a while
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never forget to do your quacks
October 21, 2023 at 1:01 AM
never forget to do your quacks
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Look at me, I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree. No, seriously, what was in those gummies, man?
October 14, 2023 at 3:26 AM
Look at me, I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree. No, seriously, what was in those gummies, man?
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by law, an alligator has to release his grip on you if you tell him you'll see him later. look it up.
October 13, 2023 at 12:41 AM
by law, an alligator has to release his grip on you if you tell him you'll see him later. look it up.
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[into walkie talkie] I think we should see other people
October 12, 2023 at 6:56 PM
[into walkie talkie] I think we should see other people
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Crazy to think that before the car horn was invented you had to throw a goose at someone if they cut you off in traffic
October 12, 2023 at 8:51 PM
Crazy to think that before the car horn was invented you had to throw a goose at someone if they cut you off in traffic
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People who write sentence fragments.
October 12, 2023 at 9:40 AM
People who write sentence fragments.
cookin up 30-50 filipino box spring hogs
October 12, 2023 at 12:45 AM
cookin up 30-50 filipino box spring hogs
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I want to learn how to post on a grain of rice like a monk
October 9, 2023 at 4:30 AM
I want to learn how to post on a grain of rice like a monk
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im friend adjacent. im a friend style figure.
October 9, 2023 at 8:04 AM
im friend adjacent. im a friend style figure.
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if this fucks up my hummus supply chain im going to blow up a bridge
October 8, 2023 at 9:20 AM
if this fucks up my hummus supply chain im going to blow up a bridge
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Is this even real imposter syndrome?
October 8, 2023 at 11:46 AM
Is this even real imposter syndrome?
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Please don’t take my lack of posting on recent events as a sign that I don’t care - understand that I’m carefully studying everything that’s transpiring and won’t be issuing any statements until I’ve arrived at the worst possible opinion
October 9, 2023 at 2:55 AM
Please don’t take my lack of posting on recent events as a sign that I don’t care - understand that I’m carefully studying everything that’s transpiring and won’t be issuing any statements until I’ve arrived at the worst possible opinion
forgot to set my alarm, so here i am once again waking up late for work, no time for coffee, submerged in a vat of aged cow blood, car keys nowhere in sight
October 9, 2023 at 3:31 AM
forgot to set my alarm, so here i am once again waking up late for work, no time for coffee, submerged in a vat of aged cow blood, car keys nowhere in sight