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i am a duck

my quackies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pjlj7rxpeixscsrjioewcrk7/feed/aaabpnfys7eei
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funflaps.bsky.social
William the Conqueror: Hey you, write your name and address in the Doomsday Book

Peasant: The what book?

William the Conqueror: I mean the Happy Book... The Happy Book of Cuddles
August 22, 2024 at 10:44 PM
funflaps.bsky.social
reconnecting with nature (banging my head against a large boulder)
August 17, 2024 at 9:19 PM
funflaps.bsky.social
Doctor Who: We can go ANYWHERE in time and space!
Also Doctor Who: Let's go to Wales again
June 20, 2024 at 10:40 AM
funflaps.bsky.social
STOP is short for stop thinking of porn
May 24, 2024 at 1:26 PM
funflaps.bsky.social
Paul stabs his hooks into the giant sandworm, everybody cheers "YAY, HE'S A RIDER!" then another worm hears us and swallows us whole
April 8, 2024 at 2:24 PM
funflaps.bsky.social
inside you are two wolves. one is a duck. the other is a duck. they are both ducks and THEY WANT BREAD
April 2, 2024 at 10:38 PM
funflaps.bsky.social
Water. Earth. Fire. Air. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, putting things right that once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home
February 27, 2024 at 8:05 PM
funflaps.bsky.social
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
Never gonna BOOM BOOM BOOM
Never gonna let BOOM BOOM
Never gonna BOOM BOOM BOOM and BOOMBOOM BOOM

(you've been baldrick-rolled)
February 11, 2024 at 4:03 PM
funflaps.bsky.social
so I keep hearing fan fiction is worth reading so I googled to find the most popular fan fics and ok I expected there'd be loads of erotica but omg is there anything with an ACTUAL STORY or is it ALL just "chose your favourite characters and make them fuck" in this essay I will
February 4, 2024 at 11:30 AM
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quackflaps.bsky.social
quack
January 17, 2024 at 11:20 PM
funflaps.bsky.social
NEVER FORGET that you too can be a duck
January 15, 2024 at 8:26 PM
funflaps.bsky.social
hello burgers are a type of soup follow me for more life hacks i will not be accepting questions at this time
January 13, 2024 at 1:05 PM
funflaps.bsky.social
if u are celebrating today please remember to do so with two (2) extra quacks
December 25, 2023 at 2:01 PM
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quackflaps.bsky.social
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December 24, 2023 at 10:38 PM
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porkchophair.bsky.social
If the friend zone is anything like the calzone then count me in, darling.
December 5, 2023 at 1:06 AM
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hatthebutcher.bsky.social
A man hands you a box, telling you it is full of your worst fears. The reality is the box is empty but oh how you fill it still.
December 17, 2023 at 7:27 PM
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funflaps.bsky.social
YOU CAN IMPROVE YOUR SLEEP by raising one of your feet and tucking it into your feathers (in this tweet, you are a duck)
December 15, 2023 at 9:46 AM
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addledpixie.bsky.social
*me, after reading a post I think is dumb*
This is so dumb.

*me, after writing a post that is equally as dumb*
This is so clever.
December 17, 2023 at 11:33 PM
funflaps.bsky.social
YOU CAN IMPROVE YOUR SLEEP by raising one of your feet and tucking it into your feathers (in this tweet, you are a duck)
December 15, 2023 at 9:46 AM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Hey, my girlfriend and I noticed you from across the room. Are you gonna finish your fries
December 6, 2023 at 4:50 AM
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llassitude.bsky.social
If I could go anywhere anytime it would be to sleep, immediately.
October 15, 2023 at 9:21 AM