Spock should have gotten more of these traditional Vulcan outfits tbh. Put Quinto in this look not some boring-ass button up!
December 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Spock should have gotten more of these traditional Vulcan outfits tbh. Put Quinto in this look not some boring-ass button up!
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never thought I could see federal law enforcement so depraved that it would negatively polarize local cops to the left, but nothing is impossible for ole Donny Trump
An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
never thought I could see federal law enforcement so depraved that it would negatively polarize local cops to the left, but nothing is impossible for ole Donny Trump
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Remembering the Beverly Crusher collage on a random fence off Baltimore Avenue in West Philly. 🖖
October 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Remembering the Beverly Crusher collage on a random fence off Baltimore Avenue in West Philly. 🖖
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You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
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Just a small sample of the cargo bikes and other kid-carrying bikes at Brooklyn Bridge Park yesterday. Things are changing fast. Cities need to catch up.
October 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Just a small sample of the cargo bikes and other kid-carrying bikes at Brooklyn Bridge Park yesterday. Things are changing fast. Cities need to catch up.
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normal people don't say "triggered" or "heteronormative," they say they gave their life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot
August 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
normal people don't say "triggered" or "heteronormative," they say they gave their life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot
Finally digitized some sketches I did years ago when Mario Maker 2 was released, so many varieties of friend!
August 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Finally digitized some sketches I did years ago when Mario Maker 2 was released, so many varieties of friend!
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CW: breathplay
This delightful spones was made for @comradetoad.bsky.social and her fic Make Up Your Mind: archiveofourown.org/works/57016087 go read it, it's great 😘
#spongyart #nsfw #comz
This delightful spones was made for @comradetoad.bsky.social and her fic Make Up Your Mind: archiveofourown.org/works/57016087 go read it, it's great 😘
#spongyart #nsfw #comz
August 13, 2025 at 9:14 AM
CW: breathplay
This delightful spones was made for @comradetoad.bsky.social and her fic Make Up Your Mind: archiveofourown.org/works/57016087 go read it, it's great 😘
#spongyart #nsfw #comz
This delightful spones was made for @comradetoad.bsky.social and her fic Make Up Your Mind: archiveofourown.org/works/57016087 go read it, it's great 😘
#spongyart #nsfw #comz
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I know we spent a couple of days nitpicking Mamdani's free buses plan but the big picture takeaway here is that it's awesome to have our likely next mayor centering and prioritizing bus riders like this. This is true Overton window shifting rhetoric and it's so great to see.
The 14th Street Busway has been a smashing success: faster commutes, fewer crashes, calmer streets.
So why is Eric Adams blocking a similar plan for 34th Street?
So why is Eric Adams blocking a similar plan for 34th Street?
July 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I know we spent a couple of days nitpicking Mamdani's free buses plan but the big picture takeaway here is that it's awesome to have our likely next mayor centering and prioritizing bus riders like this. This is true Overton window shifting rhetoric and it's so great to see.
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In the absence of walkable cities and robust public transit that will give them independence and mobility without relying on cars, having teenagers ride around in robot cars is VASTLY preferable to putting them behind the wheel.
www.wired.com/story/the-te...
www.wired.com/story/the-te...
The Teens Are Taking Waymos Now
Alphabet’s self-driving car company launches what it hopes will be lucrative individual teen accounts—and maybe a whole lot of social change in the process.
www.wired.com
July 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
In the absence of walkable cities and robust public transit that will give them independence and mobility without relying on cars, having teenagers ride around in robot cars is VASTLY preferable to putting them behind the wheel.
www.wired.com/story/the-te...
www.wired.com/story/the-te...
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You Had One Job Hall of Fame
ADL chief Jonathan Greenblatt tells Jake Tapper he regrets defending Musk’s Nazi-style salute in Jan.:
“It’s not so much what he intended. It's the impact that it had. It's the way that white nationalists rejoiced at seeing him do this... I wish we'd called it out more clearly when it happened.”
“It’s not so much what he intended. It's the impact that it had. It's the way that white nationalists rejoiced at seeing him do this... I wish we'd called it out more clearly when it happened.”
July 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
You Had One Job Hall of Fame
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We Go Together - A Spones Zine reminder: our committee needs new members! Roles include Production/Formatting, Illustration/Graphic Design, & Editors to assist our current team. If you have any interest, apply! More info available in the application form linked below:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
July 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
We Go Together - A Spones Zine reminder: our committee needs new members! Roles include Production/Formatting, Illustration/Graphic Design, & Editors to assist our current team. If you have any interest, apply! More info available in the application form linked below:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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Morning Spew for Night Owls—
Pledge Allegiance to Hell Gate's 4th of July Playlist
Pledge Allegiance to Hell Gate's 4th of July Playlist
Pledge Allegiance to Hell Gate's 4th of July Playlist
Plus: 99 Ranch, an obstinate Andrew Cuomo, a handsy Hochul aide, and more links for your long weekend.
hellgatenyc.com
July 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Morning Spew for Night Owls—
Pledge Allegiance to Hell Gate's 4th of July Playlist
Pledge Allegiance to Hell Gate's 4th of July Playlist
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Support local coverage of NYC that actually has some fucking standards: hellgatenyc.com/membership
Hell Gate
hellgatenyc.com
July 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Support local coverage of NYC that actually has some fucking standards: hellgatenyc.com/membership
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Zohran: "I'm going to make sure you can afford rent and groceries next year"
Cuomo: "I'm just here to stay out of jail."
Adams: "There are Chupacabras living in the subway stealing people's thoughts, and we're hiring more cops to find them"
Cuomo: "I'm just here to stay out of jail."
Adams: "There are Chupacabras living in the subway stealing people's thoughts, and we're hiring more cops to find them"
June 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Zohran: "I'm going to make sure you can afford rent and groceries next year"
Cuomo: "I'm just here to stay out of jail."
Adams: "There are Chupacabras living in the subway stealing people's thoughts, and we're hiring more cops to find them"
Cuomo: "I'm just here to stay out of jail."
Adams: "There are Chupacabras living in the subway stealing people's thoughts, and we're hiring more cops to find them"
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Mcspirkmonth - Day 26 - Wet & Messy
They saw him in short shorts, it was enough to go feral on those thighs ✨🖖
#spongyart #fanart #nsfw
They saw him in short shorts, it was enough to go feral on those thighs ✨🖖
#spongyart #fanart #nsfw
May 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mcspirkmonth - Day 26 - Wet & Messy
They saw him in short shorts, it was enough to go feral on those thighs ✨🖖
#spongyart #fanart #nsfw
They saw him in short shorts, it was enough to go feral on those thighs ✨🖖
#spongyart #fanart #nsfw
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Go read @comradetoad.bsky.social 's fic with the same premise, it's so hot and silly, chef's kiss truly!
archiveofourown.org/works/65916823
archiveofourown.org/works/65916823
archiveofourown.org
May 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Go read @comradetoad.bsky.social 's fic with the same premise, it's so hot and silly, chef's kiss truly!
archiveofourown.org/works/65916823
archiveofourown.org/works/65916823
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This administration is like a second pandemic. The biggest issue is all the avoidable deaths, but life is also marginally worse in a million little ways, and the foregone output (economic, academic, etc) will loom over us for decades to come
March 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This administration is like a second pandemic. The biggest issue is all the avoidable deaths, but life is also marginally worse in a million little ways, and the foregone output (economic, academic, etc) will loom over us for decades to come
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I know what you’re thinking: We should mirror the United States government based on how this website is run.
March 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I know what you’re thinking: We should mirror the United States government based on how this website is run.
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Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
March 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
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It’s striking how effectively republicans tied mainstream dems with random internet communists, despite the two groups hating each other, while the vice president and shadow president are clearly in a million group chats with literal nazis and people hardly notice
you can basically churn out a piece like this a day if you dive into who musk and vance interact with on twitter but for some reason no legacy media outlet is doing that
EXCLUSIVE: A Hitler-quoting ‘Aryan’ has the attention of JD Vance and Elon Musk—who is @captivedreamer7?
My latest with @kylebazgo.bsky.social for @dailydot.com identifies the likely operator of the anonymous racist account as Geoffrey Martin, a Canadian.
www.dailydot.com/debug/captiv...
My latest with @kylebazgo.bsky.social for @dailydot.com identifies the likely operator of the anonymous racist account as Geoffrey Martin, a Canadian.
www.dailydot.com/debug/captiv...
March 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It’s striking how effectively republicans tied mainstream dems with random internet communists, despite the two groups hating each other, while the vice president and shadow president are clearly in a million group chats with literal nazis and people hardly notice
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book