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a remake of Rudolph where he comes out with a bright red nose and everyone’s like. hell yeah that looks sick. also he’s gay
December 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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The main reason you don't see very many people with pet raccoons online is because once you have a pet raccoon, you are too busy hanging out with your raccoon to be online. There is also a good chance that the raccoon changed their Wi-Fi password.
December 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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The Pope Effect.
🚨News from Jeff Passan: Third baseman Munetaka Murakami and the Chicago White Sox are in agreement on a two-year, $34 million contract, sources tell ESPN. Murakami, 25, is the single-season home run champion in Japan and will bring his prodigious power to a rebuilding White Sox team.
December 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called 50 Ent
A Lord of the Rings cover band called They Might Be Ungoliants
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Soundgandalf
December 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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A Lord of the Rings cover band called Rivendell Amitri.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Moria Carey.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Me First and the Gimli Gimlis.
December 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Multiple lesbian stuff
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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oh no the hockey butt sluts show made me cry
December 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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*Typing into the Epstein file search box* “Was the grink there?”
December 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Behold: the first-ever list of news outlets that have banned generative AI in their reporting. As of today, this is literally information that you cannot find on Google.

My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence!

go.bsky.app/8cn1XfT
December 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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You might think this video is just a matter of physics but really it’s about the indomitable, “you can’t tell me what to do” spirit of Québec.
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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This framing is dishonest. It was a bipartisan bill. Enough Republicans actually defected and voted no to kill the bill. Three Democrats crossed over to save it.

They should be stripped of their committee assignments and thrown out of the party, quite frankly.
Today House Republicans voted 216-211 to pass MTG’s bill to criminalize gender-affirming care for minors nationwide, marking the first time a national ban on care for trans youth has reached — and passed — the House floor.
www.huffpost.com/entry/marjor...
Marjorie Taylor Greene's Bill Punishing Doctors And Parents Clears House Floor
If passed, the bill would punish doctors and parents who provide or consent to a minor receiving gender-affirming care.
www.huffpost.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Found the best named law ever on Jane Austen's wiki
December 18, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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bluesky equivalent of wearing the sandwich board in die hard
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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A team to call our own. A jersey that makes it real.

Sign up at the link in bio to be the first to know when the inaugural Tempo Explorer jersey goes on sale.
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*

ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin

DETECTIVE:

ME: are you getting apricot notes
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.

Us: Across your entire career?

Reiner: In a 6 year period.

Us: That sounds-

Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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i don't think i'd complain about there being too many benoit blanc mysteries until we hit the 25 or 30 mark
December 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Shopping freeze at Home Depot in Manhattan this afternoon in protest against the company allowing ICE to stage & target people seeking work at Home Depots across the country.

An estimated 300 activists purchased & returned ice scrapers, copying activists in Los Angeles. Ended with a rally outside.
December 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Joan Jett throwing gas??!!?!!
December 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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DEVELOPING: Zohran Mamdani’s recreation soccer team was called the Talking Headers.
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM