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A black cat with white toes hunches in front of a Christmas tree with a pair of reindeer ears on her head and she is clearly furious about the situation.
January 2, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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Good morning, the 2025 World Series is coming back to Toronto.
Iconic "I Want to Believe" poster but the UFO is "wearing" a white-panel Toronto Blue Jays baseball cap
October 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Norm MacDonald on Weekend Update saying, “Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.”
October 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Iconic Canadian interviewer Nardwuar
August 31, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Oh hell yeah 🔥
some people want to have a little, as a treat. As a joke. Just to make fun of it, just for the busywork, because it’s good enough, right? You understand. I do understand: you want permission. There’s a machine in the corner wrapped in human skin that makes things out of shit and blood to look like whatever you want (as long as you don’t look too closely). You gave one to your teacher and they didn’t notice. Your boss told you to use it after they laid off half the team and it was fine. You fed one to your kids and they liked it. You want to know you can use it sometimes without me thinking less of you. You don’t need me to believe it’s useful, you just want me to be polite about it. But I am a hater, and I will not be polite. The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance. I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.
August 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Go birds
MLB standings cropped to the top 3 teams in AL East. Blue Jays in top spot with 53-38 record on a 9 game win streak. Yankees in second 3.5 games back and 3-7 in their last 10. Rays 4 games back, also 3-7 in the last 10.
July 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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That feeling when you bought your first robot vacuum.
Two cats - an orange tabby and a short haired tuxedo - next to each other hunched forward staring - with equal parts concern and intrigue - at a robot vacuum that is out of frame.
March 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO
screenshot of a table of upcoming projects for Brad's team including a row that says "AI Summaries. Leveraging AI to summarize key details about a record. ON DECK"
January 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Photo of Blue Jays front office losers Mark Shapiro and Ross Atkins grinning like idiots with hands just about to interlock for a self satisfied hand shake. They’re definitely really good at their jobs and haven’t wasted Vlad and Bichette’s prime.
December 10, 2024 at 1:05 PM
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Scenes from month 9 of being unemployed(able?)
Screenshot of a snippet from a WhatsApp message sent by Brad to his Emotional Support Group Chat that reads, "a more on brand (aka sad and whiny) story: ..."
April 16, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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My unopened bottle of hand soap sitting on the "extra supplies" shelf in my hall closet while I reach over the empty bottle beside my kitchen sink and wash my hands with dish soap for the 7th day in a row.
Eric Bogosian in Uncut Gems, sits - for a long period of time - on the floor of a locked glass vestibule in a jewellery store, looking both tired and angry.
March 27, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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Under the “…” menu beside the Follow button on his profile is a handy “Don’t play this artist” feature. 😄

(Realize you weren’t explicitly asking for help on this, so apologies if I’m inadvertently being One of Those Guys)
Screenshot of the contents of the “…” menu, with the second item being “Don’t play this artist”
February 22, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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Working on some important documents
Partial screenshot of a Google Drive with a file path of "FINAL PDFS > Final FINAL pdfs"
December 19, 2023 at 3:47 PM
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Updates from day 43 and job application 55 of the job hunt
Screenshot of Whats app conversation where I have messaged my pals, "I think I'd rather have a vile job than no job. just because of my addiction to food and housing"
September 12, 2023 at 6:09 PM
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Without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
August 5, 2023 at 12:57 PM
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Me on first day at Jurassic Park vs. Me when I notice my coworker’s Oppenheimer desk photo.
July 25, 2023 at 12:07 AM