Charlie's Biblically Accurate Angels
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lol go home bluesky you're drunk
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
lol go home bluesky you're drunk
what's your sign
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
what's your sign
meat slop
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
meat slop
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Dirty Harry's brother
November 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Dirty Harry's brother
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me: why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
me: why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
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Happy Calvin & Hobbes Day for all who participate
40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Happy Calvin & Hobbes Day for all who participate
It's abandonware!
(Not really but the creator is cool with it since it's not for sale anywhere. Grab it while you can!)
(Not really but the creator is cool with it since it's not for sale anywhere. Grab it while you can!)
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It's abandonware!
(Not really but the creator is cool with it since it's not for sale anywhere. Grab it while you can!)
(Not really but the creator is cool with it since it's not for sale anywhere. Grab it while you can!)
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no one will tell you this, but you can stop yourself going mental by hanging out with nice people that you like and having a little drink with them
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
no one will tell you this, but you can stop yourself going mental by hanging out with nice people that you like and having a little drink with them
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My first Starred Review in Publisher's Weekly! Now that I have that coveted star, I'm going to be completely insufferable.
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My first Starred Review in Publisher's Weekly! Now that I have that coveted star, I'm going to be completely insufferable.
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if you canceled disney ai slop plus, a small fraction of that sub can keep you in the know about some of the latest greatest sff short fic. you'll be talking about short stories at the water cooler instead of a marvel, and people will be like wow, this is one hip well-read person. what a cool cat.
In light of the astronomical increases for my health insurance next year, I thought it would be a good time to encourage people to subscribe. (A few hundred should cover it. Sigh.)
clarkesworldmagazine.com/subscribe/
clarkesworldmagazine.com/subscribe/
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
if you canceled disney ai slop plus, a small fraction of that sub can keep you in the know about some of the latest greatest sff short fic. you'll be talking about short stories at the water cooler instead of a marvel, and people will be like wow, this is one hip well-read person. what a cool cat.
Replaying an old favorite and I'm delighted to find out it's held up great against two decades of gaming innovation and evolving horror tropes. Just a simple story of a man driven insane by the scratching in the wall, nothing more, nothing less.
Scratches - Director's Cut on Steam
Dark Legends surround the old abandoned Blackwood house, secluded far away in the northern wastelands. For writer Michael Arthate, this cold, solitary atmosphere is fodder for his restless imagination...
store.steampowered.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Replaying an old favorite and I'm delighted to find out it's held up great against two decades of gaming innovation and evolving horror tropes. Just a simple story of a man driven insane by the scratching in the wall, nothing more, nothing less.
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the toddler is now obsessed with Goldfinger, which I have heard probably a dozen times in three days. it's so funny when Shirley Bassey just hollers HE LOVES GOOOOLLLLLD at the end, like she's shaking you by the shoulders going DO YOU GET IT
my youngest sometimes sings Moon River (badly) and I admitted to the kids that I don't know all the words and sometimes substitute the lyrics to Goldfinger so now I'm playing them Bond themes
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
the toddler is now obsessed with Goldfinger, which I have heard probably a dozen times in three days. it's so funny when Shirley Bassey just hollers HE LOVES GOOOOLLLLLD at the end, like she's shaking you by the shoulders going DO YOU GET IT
I've turned off everything to do with BlueSky's bullshit automoderation, why are all replies with no-no words in them still hidden like this? SURELY I can turn that off. SURELY they realize most adults can handle the word "shit"
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I've turned off everything to do with BlueSky's bullshit automoderation, why are all replies with no-no words in them still hidden like this? SURELY I can turn that off. SURELY they realize most adults can handle the word "shit"
Between Slime Rancher 2 and PowerWash Simulator 2 and a few others I'm getting pretty sick of games that nailed it on the first go trying to top themselves by adding five billion useless cosmetics.
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Between Slime Rancher 2 and PowerWash Simulator 2 and a few others I'm getting pretty sick of games that nailed it on the first go trying to top themselves by adding five billion useless cosmetics.
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It's that time of year! I'm doing custom stories! $0.10 per word for any genre, any topic, anything you can imagine. I've been doing these since Twitter. Get your dad a story in which he & Bigfoot fight Martians. Or maybe your cat needs to fight space Nazis. Or maybe you want Hobbit smut. Hit me up!
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It's that time of year! I'm doing custom stories! $0.10 per word for any genre, any topic, anything you can imagine. I've been doing these since Twitter. Get your dad a story in which he & Bigfoot fight Martians. Or maybe your cat needs to fight space Nazis. Or maybe you want Hobbit smut. Hit me up!
White people we can NOT be calling each other unc. I know this in my heart and soul and the marrow in my bones. We cannot. Do not.
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
White people we can NOT be calling each other unc. I know this in my heart and soul and the marrow in my bones. We cannot. Do not.
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Inshallah Batman will sit in the cuck chair
also y'all i got the most baffling hate on ao3 this week
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Inshallah Batman will sit in the cuck chair
Today I learned that this baby is not only a carnivore, not only a hunter, it also screams when it attacks.
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Today I learned that this baby is not only a carnivore, not only a hunter, it also screams when it attacks.
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*writing a forgettable fantasy novel* David approached on horseback.
*writing an elite fantasy novel* Sir David approached on horseback.
*writing a god-tier fantasy novel* Ser Divad of Stumpmost approached on horseback.
*writing an elite fantasy novel* Sir David approached on horseback.
*writing a god-tier fantasy novel* Ser Divad of Stumpmost approached on horseback.
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
*writing a forgettable fantasy novel* David approached on horseback.
*writing an elite fantasy novel* Sir David approached on horseback.
*writing a god-tier fantasy novel* Ser Divad of Stumpmost approached on horseback.
*writing an elite fantasy novel* Sir David approached on horseback.
*writing a god-tier fantasy novel* Ser Divad of Stumpmost approached on horseback.
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#5 Dad Can Hurt You With His Apple
Think dad can smash not the shell because his HANDS have business with the APPLE? You should think of it again. Dad can hurt you with his apple in the air. Get apple back crack and its PROBLEMS to your life. You died.
So you CAN always stay alert of dad's apple!
Think dad can smash not the shell because his HANDS have business with the APPLE? You should think of it again. Dad can hurt you with his apple in the air. Get apple back crack and its PROBLEMS to your life. You died.
So you CAN always stay alert of dad's apple!
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
#5 Dad Can Hurt You With His Apple
Think dad can smash not the shell because his HANDS have business with the APPLE? You should think of it again. Dad can hurt you with his apple in the air. Get apple back crack and its PROBLEMS to your life. You died.
So you CAN always stay alert of dad's apple!
Think dad can smash not the shell because his HANDS have business with the APPLE? You should think of it again. Dad can hurt you with his apple in the air. Get apple back crack and its PROBLEMS to your life. You died.
So you CAN always stay alert of dad's apple!
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If I
Wanna take a guy
Home with me tonight
It’s none of your business
And if I
Am tryin to steal a pie
From Whole Foods
That’s none of your business
Wanna take a guy
Home with me tonight
It’s none of your business
And if I
Am tryin to steal a pie
From Whole Foods
That’s none of your business
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If I
Wanna take a guy
Home with me tonight
It’s none of your business
And if I
Am tryin to steal a pie
From Whole Foods
That’s none of your business
Wanna take a guy
Home with me tonight
It’s none of your business
And if I
Am tryin to steal a pie
From Whole Foods
That’s none of your business
I just think that if you take your movie on the European festival tour you should have to release your movie in Europe. So I can watch it in a theater.
There's a Voldo mummy in the new Deathstalker. Well worth a watch.
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I just think that if you take your movie on the European festival tour you should have to release your movie in Europe. So I can watch it in a theater.
If any of my mutuals turned out to be an AI chatbot I'd be gutted but also very interested in what training data created you freaks.
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 AM
If any of my mutuals turned out to be an AI chatbot I'd be gutted but also very interested in what training data created you freaks.