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Charlie Is Taking A Break
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Partial vindication for my new pal Rustem. All good buddy but we can't be glancing at emails instead of reading them and hallucinating what's probably there. Imagine what a shambles that would be. If we did that.
February 12, 2026 at 2:31 PM
FYI: I let raindrop.io know I wasn't thrilled about their AI bullshit, and minutes later I got a curt email from the dev and my account with all bookmarks was deleted. I didn't ask for it to be deleted, they just nuked it in what I'm forced to assume was a hissy fit.

DO NOT USE THIS APP.
Why call your AI Assistant Drip, Trickle or Nimbus for consistent brand identity when you can once again just close your eyes and throw a dart at a list of women’s names.
February 12, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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Wow, pretty damning stuff
February 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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it’s cool that if i attempt to explain any of this to my offline friends i will be branded a lunatic
January 31, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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Musical genre called Grover House.
January 31, 2026 at 9:43 AM
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Musical genre called crimewave.
January 31, 2026 at 9:35 AM
You know what kind of people I like? People who have little funerals for roadkill. Not in like a weird way but I mean they'll get of their bike to give a lil squirrel some dignity in the end. I don't have that impulse at all and I think it's so sweet that there's people who do. That's nice.
January 30, 2026 at 11:53 PM
INSANE how every time I decide to check out a random episode of an old British comedy show, the very first thing I see is a man in a dress. Fifth time I think! I'm not mad or anything, I get it, it's panto, but holy shit it sure is a lot.
January 30, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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You Wouldn't Put A Hyperpop Artist In A Jar
January 30, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop
January 30, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Why is he telling it like that? Why are they both chuckling so much? Why is everything creepy and wet?

mah-saaaage

mehsahge
Last year, Lutnick said in an interview that he visited Epstein’s home around 2005 and was so troubled by what he saw that he decided never to associate with him again.

“So I was never in the room with him socially, for business, or even philanthropy.”

2/6
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Not to bring down the vibe but whatever happened to Neil Gaiman? Did we kill him? Because I hear Twitter has a job opening.
January 30, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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X is hiring a “great lothario” at $40 an hour to teach Grok “the pleasures of the flesh”
January 30, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
Dept. of Justice over here like pornhub
January 30, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I can tell you this is a VERY good deal, you should check it out so you can be cool like me.
While I'm at it, my full Bandcamp discog is 90% off and support on there helps me loads

Also that is a *LOT* of music!

From Shōwa-style jazzy funkers to liminal chill, and whatever the hell this total madness is 💥

alphachromeyayo.bandcamp.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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From an outside perspective, she always seemed to do exactly what she wanted. She quit SNL because she didn't want to live in New York. She had warm, productive collaborative relationships that spanned dozens of years. She bet on herself and her friends. An artistic juggernaut and so, so inspiring.
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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Six decades
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Nothing like breaking in a fresh psychologist to realize your life is genuinely just a fucking nightmare.
January 30, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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I fixed this Navy recruitment poster I found
January 23, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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I'm not like other girls (I'm a guy)
January 30, 2026 at 4:30 PM
They cannot for the life of them take a picture of this man where he isn't either Revolution Ken or a cheeky little shooty patooty, I love it so much.
A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Not only did I find plum tea, my neighbor also dropped by to give me a handful of loose weed buds for my birthday, which is in May, so fair to say things are picking up around here.
January 30, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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"HEY WHY WAS I REMOVED FROM THE SECRET GROUP THAT THE FBI SAY THEY WANT TO ARREST MEMBERS OF? THE ONE I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT? WOW. ANOTHER BLUNDER BY THE LEFT"
Yeah man, I’m real surprised a group of people trying not to get shot actually doing things don’t really appreciate someone me basically love posting what they’re doing🙄

If stancil can’t keep his mouth shut, that puts other people in danger.
January 30, 2026 at 9:46 AM