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There has never been a correctly rated type of soup. All soups are either underrated or overrated. Sorry if that offends you.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 11:01 AM
There has never been a correctly rated type of soup. All soups are either underrated or overrated. Sorry if that offends you.
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Fleischerei available now from @filthyloot.bsky.social
January 6, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Fleischerei available now from @filthyloot.bsky.social
"if I read your draft is it going to be full of weird trans shit?"
January 6, 2026 at 8:18 AM
"if I read your draft is it going to be full of weird trans shit?"
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"hmm ireally messed up making this shitty basket. guess ill put a lot of food in it" bud you Fucked up. look it is spilling our bountiful harvest everywhere. stupid ass
January 6, 2026 at 6:59 AM
"hmm ireally messed up making this shitty basket. guess ill put a lot of food in it" bud you Fucked up. look it is spilling our bountiful harvest everywhere. stupid ass
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mad men ending would have been so so so much better if peggy and joan had opened a detective agency together
January 5, 2026 at 5:22 AM
mad men ending would have been so so so much better if peggy and joan had opened a detective agency together
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wine moms (extremely complimentary)
January 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
wine moms (extremely complimentary)
Replaying The Witcher 3 and sure, I like is as much as any indoor nerd, but every single female character who isn't a swamp hag is just this tweet
January 5, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Replaying The Witcher 3 and sure, I like is as much as any indoor nerd, but every single female character who isn't a swamp hag is just this tweet
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Beast mode
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Beast mode
Bro why is the biggest wreath at grandpa's funeral from the Hell's Angels?? Grandpa what did you DO???
January 5, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Bro why is the biggest wreath at grandpa's funeral from the Hell's Angels?? Grandpa what did you DO???
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In times like these I think of my favorite Mark Twain quote: "You guys should buy Ian Fortey's books. Buy a couple copies."
God. He was so full of wisdom.
God. He was so full of wisdom.
January 5, 2026 at 7:48 AM
In times like these I think of my favorite Mark Twain quote: "You guys should buy Ian Fortey's books. Buy a couple copies."
God. He was so full of wisdom.
God. He was so full of wisdom.
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like eighty percent sure there's an editor's note in this issue of Daredevil that specifies that Captain America is only correct here because he was exposed to super drugs by Red Skull the prior month in his own title
January 4, 2026 at 9:08 PM
like eighty percent sure there's an editor's note in this issue of Daredevil that specifies that Captain America is only correct here because he was exposed to super drugs by Red Skull the prior month in his own title
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It’s really feeling long past time for a general strike.
Obviously the logistics there are extreme, but so is the need at present.
The average American can’t stop the military from dropping a bomb in another country, but the military also can’t stop millions of people from NOT working.
Obviously the logistics there are extreme, but so is the need at present.
The average American can’t stop the military from dropping a bomb in another country, but the military also can’t stop millions of people from NOT working.
January 4, 2026 at 12:38 PM
It’s really feeling long past time for a general strike.
Obviously the logistics there are extreme, but so is the need at present.
The average American can’t stop the military from dropping a bomb in another country, but the military also can’t stop millions of people from NOT working.
Obviously the logistics there are extreme, but so is the need at present.
The average American can’t stop the military from dropping a bomb in another country, but the military also can’t stop millions of people from NOT working.
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hey guys check out this screenshot i took of the lying machine lying to me
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
hey guys check out this screenshot i took of the lying machine lying to me
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anyone who tells me "but Maduro is a cunt really isn't he so let's see how it pans out. it might all be fine" today gets yelled at, blocked, unblocked, yelled at again, then reblocked
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 AM
anyone who tells me "but Maduro is a cunt really isn't he so let's see how it pans out. it might all be fine" today gets yelled at, blocked, unblocked, yelled at again, then reblocked
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you can just do what you want to a head of state now? that's interesting
January 3, 2026 at 9:47 AM
you can just do what you want to a head of state now? that's interesting
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I've killed 17 men defending other men's coats (11 separate incidents, but 4 were in a single night. Around here they hold a yearly memorial/celebration for that date where they sing a hymn I wrote during the incident named "God Forgive These Poor Devils' Widows and Orphans")
January 3, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I've killed 17 men defending other men's coats (11 separate incidents, but 4 were in a single night. Around here they hold a yearly memorial/celebration for that date where they sing a hymn I wrote during the incident named "God Forgive These Poor Devils' Widows and Orphans")
Asking a stranger to mind your things for a minute like in a bar is SUCH a fascinating social ritual because what's the contract? What are we silently agreeing to here?
January 3, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Asking a stranger to mind your things for a minute like in a bar is SUCH a fascinating social ritual because what's the contract? What are we silently agreeing to here?
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My firm represents about 80 communities that have documents delineating water rights that originate from Spanish rule. Complicated doesn't begin to describe the intricacies of water rights in the west. Adding the additional layer of climate change... It's outside most ppls' scope of understanding.
"DATA CENTER WATER USE DOESN'T MATTER" is one of the silliest arguments I see floating around. unless you think re-writing 200 yr old water law (OG political third rail in the US) is a simple matter, the marginal consumption of new water is literally make or break for much of life in the western US
January 2, 2026 at 4:09 PM
My firm represents about 80 communities that have documents delineating water rights that originate from Spanish rule. Complicated doesn't begin to describe the intricacies of water rights in the west. Adding the additional layer of climate change... It's outside most ppls' scope of understanding.
December already wiped me out and now I gotta scrape together enough couch coins to buy funeral clothes, it's two days into 2026 and I am NOT having a good time gamers.
January 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
December already wiped me out and now I gotta scrape together enough couch coins to buy funeral clothes, it's two days into 2026 and I am NOT having a good time gamers.
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@esedia.bsky.social @funeralpig.bsky.social Have you two been introduced?
January 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
@esedia.bsky.social @funeralpig.bsky.social Have you two been introduced?
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January 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I thought I built a really solid mute dam between me and queer media discourse but it started leaking and I don't know what's oozing out but it smells like hockey and zionism.
January 2, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I thought I built a really solid mute dam between me and queer media discourse but it started leaking and I don't know what's oozing out but it smells like hockey and zionism.
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sure, you could post on Bluesky like so many other people do, dipping into the decaying world of politics, braindead rage bait, and hot takes that are poop from a butt, or you could post a classy lil video of an automated Fleshlight eating yogurt. It's all up to you.
January 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
sure, you could post on Bluesky like so many other people do, dipping into the decaying world of politics, braindead rage bait, and hot takes that are poop from a butt, or you could post a classy lil video of an automated Fleshlight eating yogurt. It's all up to you.
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i have a new hobby i made up where i look at hundreds of ancient stock photo cdroms from archive .org and try to find cool shit in them. ill post more later but for now these are "tonights picks"
January 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
i have a new hobby i made up where i look at hundreds of ancient stock photo cdroms from archive .org and try to find cool shit in them. ill post more later but for now these are "tonights picks"