Odyssey 1.25x speed and tummy hort 😔

Oh I'm not a fan, I haven't seen a Bond movie since the Brosnan ones were in the theaters. As you can clearly tell.

Oh yeah no it's- yeah I see it now that you mention it. Right there, isn't it? When you look close? Sorry.

Oh yeah this would be the coward compromise if they want to continue with their gritty cranky cock and ball torture James Bond (yawn)

They really should go full camp. Just say "nanobots" a lot. Cryogenically frozen Bond head on a stolen body. Evil Bond clones have overrun Bangkok oh no!

Do NOT fuck with the Lumpengerbloids

I'm not English so excuse my ignorance but how exactly does this image relate to my great-grandpa watching his friend's head explode in a trench?

if you're trying to solve an issue with the British state, you should always at least consider regicide

No, the shower is where I keep my waterproof snacks like hard cheeses and veggie bowls.

Your job is to pick out a single person in your constituency and do whatever they tell you? That is what you think your job is?

I have to physically restrain myself from coming to your house and cooking you a meal

Spicy pepper vodka and teriyaki pickles it is then

You... don't keep food in your house?

Final Fantasy R&D lab

You're all terrible friends.

Protein first, THEN leftover midday vodka.

And yes "not *habitually* making shit up to push propaganda for the fascist government" is several notches below the lowest bar to clear but apparently that's something nowadays.

Outside of the gutter press they'll definitely engage in heavy spin, but outright lies the way you see in the anglo-press are rarer. Absolutely not unheard of, but not the order of the day. We're still mostly being either horrible or naive about consensus facts, not just making shit up wholesale.

It's no Femboy Hooters but it's got potential.

Like you haven't blown a snot wad in your hand and flicked it out the window

Beignets aren't for fucking they're for practicing kissing and pussy eating.