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Guy who complains
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he/him mid 30s views are my own and do not represent my employer. SDET.
Notorious Thing Disliker. Atheist. Tired. Bitter.
tomorrow. work. therapy. collapse. tomorrow.
December 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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there's no such thing as a "heritage american" and brain-damaged constitutional law professors and members of the vox cinematic universe treating it with respect is bad, and they should be berated

borders are fake, and america is what it is in the best sense due to periodically recognizing that
December 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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"i'm a Heritage America" - no, you're english except your ancestors were too shitty to bring steak and ale pies
December 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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i made some comically large pancakes for breakfast this morning
December 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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solstice-posting

#art
December 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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inb4 anyone tries to “at least agnew” spiro agnew, he was a gutter rat of a human being who bears no small responsibility for the modern belligerence of the republican party, his legacy is that of bad faith, corruption and failure, much like vance’s will be
December 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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here is probably the most whimsical and gormless creature ive made so far. just utterly permeable. under investigation for an allergy to tap water
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Live Your Dreams*
March 17, 2024 at 7:46 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy
December 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Mothra vs Godzilla (1964)
December 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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I still think this is the set up for an incredible RPG
December 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Vaguely horrifying notion that someone 20 or so years in the future is looking back on 2025 as "the good old days"
December 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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we gotta torch the climate so that repeatedly successful Dems in swing districts can win by a larger margin
when we said “defer electoral strategy to the actual politicians running for actual offices” we meant “after calculating wins above replacement somehow”
December 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Man, this was a year
December 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙‍♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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You see we're the good guys because OUR weapons are silver.
#art #trenchcrusade
December 20, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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I’m sorry but ‘heritage American’ makes you sound like a tomato
December 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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i don't think "why is the left against ___" is as much of a fruitful question as "why are so many seemingly irrational left wing positions explained by online bullying?"
I don’t understand the “oh, you have a LINE on a GRAPH, you think that MEANS anything?!” people who also self-id as some kind of socialist/communist. how exactly are you going to run the command economy, dude? macroeconomic policy made on vibes?
I don't think this a particularly accurate description.
December 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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They're low trust libertarians who erroneously convinced themselves they are communists because the formative moment in their political life coincided with a moment where the main anti-establishment candidate was a socialist
December 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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The Fragility of Everything
pen and ink on wood panel
11 x 14

…the shock and vertigo of the recognition of the fragility of everything, and my own powerlessness in it, has left its mark on me. - Katie Mack

Get the art: www.lolajovan.com/store/p811/r...

#art #drawing #robot
Story-ALTtext⬇️
December 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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I'm going from 'Netflix and Chill' to 'Bloomberg Terminal and Hustle' as I search for a Y(ou) to my Combinator who isn't afraid to pursue agentic B2B excellence as we synergise our work-streams and reimagine our lives as a joint venture... in the cloud.
LinkedIn dating is gonna drop soon right ??
December 20, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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important
December 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM