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Chris Meloche-Blackstone
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I once saw a man say goodbye to a shoe.

He/Him.
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Keon Coleman listening:
January 21, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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Probably the most precise moment we’ve ever been able to collectively pinpoint from the other side of the world that a Pope is cussing
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Lincoln Riley is really the biggest fucking doofus not being able to win at USC with THIS QB
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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Every Caleb Williams play
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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“stroud takes the snap…”
January 18, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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🤣
January 18, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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BOONDOCK SAINTS was voted movie of the year by the American Association Of Pot Dealers Who Want You To Stay And Hang Out After You Buy Pot From Them seven years in a row
I have never seen boondocks and never will exclusively because the type of people who liked it
January 17, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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We made it
January 16, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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“Frank Gore Jr.” is the one NFL player son that doesn’t make you feel old because Frank Gore Sr.’s NFL career was long enough that by the end you were like “yeah it makes sense that he has an adult son”
January 11, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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Live look inside the vatican:
January 11, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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palms are sweaty
knees weak
ah fuck its cignetti
January 10, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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Demond Williams entering the portal
a man carrying a backpack is walking through a living room
Alt: a man carrying a backpack is walking through a living room
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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how your first email after the new year finds me
January 5, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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when the sunday scaries start creeping in
January 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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Harrowing photos coming out of the situation room, I’m glad everyone was dedicated to the mission
January 3, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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Me: You know SpongeBob?

You: SquarePants?

Me: No.
January 2, 2026 at 7:35 AM
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Dan knows what's up
December 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM