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Youths (I assume youths) are sitting in a darkened gazebo in the park smoking God knows what.

All I can see is the cherry end of a light and hear the occasional coughs.

Kids are alright...
February 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
How do you do, fellow Discord Teens
February 9, 2026 at 9:58 PM
BACK IN MY DAY WE CALLED THIS BACHELOR CHOW
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I was feeling sad so I went for a walk.

I'm still sad, but at least it's nice outside
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I have a Trash Tuesday take that will only bring the worst of Bluesky into my mentions, and God do I yearn for private accounts
February 9, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Gotta go get a White Monster out of my fridge, then I'll be ready to read this
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
So I didn't expect it to be live, but I was surprised to learn that the Puppy Bowl is filmed in October
February 9, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Sees a post about pizza: I want pizza

Sees a post about chicken wings: Man, I really want wings.

Sees and ad for Taco Bell: God, I could go for a DLT right now.

Is it lunch time yet?
February 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Official Company Email:

"Self-love comes first this Valentine's Day"
February 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
When I complain about a lack of representation in video games, this is what I mean
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I didn't count, but I feel like the ratio of GLP-1 ads and AI ads was nearly 1:1
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Sharks are winners. And they don't look back because they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
February 9, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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Every. Single. Night.
February 5, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Can I get a Hell Yeah for leftover soup and not having to make dinner this week?
February 9, 2026 at 4:10 AM
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
It ain't a Midwest party if there aren't multiple crock pots
February 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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Shout out to the house in my neighborhood proudly waving a Brandi Carlile flag
May 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I feel like I'm watching different commercials from all y'all
February 8, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I drank too much iced tea and now my tummy horts
February 8, 2026 at 10:33 PM
February 8, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I'm due for another Reel Big Fish show
February 8, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The bunnies were bad.

The days were green.

The fleers are tired
Working on a Bad Bunny and Green Day playlist for my Non-Copyright Infringing BIG GAME rowing classes.

A lot of the BB songs are marked as explicit, but it's in Spanish so that's okay, right?
February 8, 2026 at 5:03 PM
My dad saw two robins this morning
I remember back when our local small-town (under 1000 people) had hard-hitting news stories like "The First Robin Sighting of Spring" and "The First Ripe Tomato of Summer"
February 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
The Darts
February 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Glass check
February 7, 2026 at 11:36 PM