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2006 Time Magazine PotY.
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Certified BBQ judge.
Certified steak judge (2x).
2006 Time Magazine PotY.
📸: andrewfleer
🐦: andrewfleer
Signal: afleer.402
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Happy New Fleer
@andrewfleer.com
· Jan 16
Never settle for mid-dick, no matter how famous the person is
Flannel Forearm Fetch-with-a-corgi Friday
December 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Flannel Forearm Fetch-with-a-corgi Friday
Eck v Fleck are neck-and-neck. There's overtime on deck
December 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Eck v Fleck are neck-and-neck. There's overtime on deck
I forgot to ask this yesterday, but did anybody else grow up singing "Happy Birthday" to Jesus and having cake with candles on Christmas?
December 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I forgot to ask this yesterday, but did anybody else grow up singing "Happy Birthday" to Jesus and having cake with candles on Christmas?
Goodbye new years resolutions
December 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Goodbye new years resolutions
Why go to a Christmas market when you can just go to Menards?
December 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Why go to a Christmas market when you can just go to Menards?
My mom is watching some Dick Wolf FBI show. She says, unprompted, "Andrew, I'm so glad you're not a drug addict"
I guess I shouldn't tell her about the gummies in my backpack
I guess I shouldn't tell her about the gummies in my backpack
December 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My mom is watching some Dick Wolf FBI show. She says, unprompted, "Andrew, I'm so glad you're not a drug addict"
I guess I shouldn't tell her about the gummies in my backpack
I guess I shouldn't tell her about the gummies in my backpack
So excited to fly to Charlotte next week
December 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
So excited to fly to Charlotte next week
I'm still upset that their N is actually a sideways Z
December 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I'm still upset that their N is actually a sideways Z
I've already posted this, but I'll say it again:
I want to make good biscuits from scratch, and I plan on practicing every weekend (that I'm home) until I pull it off
I want to make good biscuits from scratch, and I plan on practicing every weekend (that I'm home) until I pull it off
Inspired by a post on Reddit: What are your cooking goals for 2026?
Mastering a dish or ingredient? Using more veggies? Cooking your way through a whole cookbook?
Mastering a dish or ingredient? Using more veggies? Cooking your way through a whole cookbook?
December 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I've already posted this, but I'll say it again:
I want to make good biscuits from scratch, and I plan on practicing every weekend (that I'm home) until I pull it off
I want to make good biscuits from scratch, and I plan on practicing every weekend (that I'm home) until I pull it off
Everything is going according to plan.
I bought my mom a new food dehydrator for Christmas. Now I get her old one.
Might there be some jerky in Fleer's future?
I bought my mom a new food dehydrator for Christmas. Now I get her old one.
Might there be some jerky in Fleer's future?
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Everything is going according to plan.
I bought my mom a new food dehydrator for Christmas. Now I get her old one.
Might there be some jerky in Fleer's future?
I bought my mom a new food dehydrator for Christmas. Now I get her old one.
Might there be some jerky in Fleer's future?
Shout out to everyone (like me) working today
December 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Shout out to everyone (like me) working today
How Midwest am I?
Playing "Hues and Clues" with my parents. One of my dad's clues was "corn".
He then got mad that we guessed too yellow. "I didn't say sweet corn, I meant field corn!"
Playing "Hues and Clues" with my parents. One of my dad's clues was "corn".
He then got mad that we guessed too yellow. "I didn't say sweet corn, I meant field corn!"
December 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
How Midwest am I?
Playing "Hues and Clues" with my parents. One of my dad's clues was "corn".
He then got mad that we guessed too yellow. "I didn't say sweet corn, I meant field corn!"
Playing "Hues and Clues" with my parents. One of my dad's clues was "corn".
He then got mad that we guessed too yellow. "I didn't say sweet corn, I meant field corn!"
Happy Not-Flannel Forearm Not-Friday
December 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Happy Not-Flannel Forearm Not-Friday
Hell yeah excited to build this when I get home
December 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hell yeah excited to build this when I get home
Seeing a bunch of brisket pics on reddit had me wanting to make a brisket.
Then I remembered I have plenty of already-made brisket in my freezer.
Good job, Past Fleer
Then I remembered I have plenty of already-made brisket in my freezer.
Good job, Past Fleer
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Seeing a bunch of brisket pics on reddit had me wanting to make a brisket.
Then I remembered I have plenty of already-made brisket in my freezer.
Good job, Past Fleer
Then I remembered I have plenty of already-made brisket in my freezer.
Good job, Past Fleer
![IG post from @brandonjmcdermott
Gushers Meatballs
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December 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Shout out to my mom randomly asking me if I want some cabinets
December 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Shout out to my mom randomly asking me if I want some cabinets
Could have hit the road 2 hours ago.
Took a nap instead
Took a nap instead
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Could have hit the road 2 hours ago.
Took a nap instead
Took a nap instead
For a good time call...
December 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
For a good time call...
This may surprise you, but the bbq ribs from this Chinese buffet are not very good
December 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This may surprise you, but the bbq ribs from this Chinese buffet are not very good
Love typing things into the ol' Google-box and having the answer be, "That's depression. You're depressed."
December 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Love typing things into the ol' Google-box and having the answer be, "That's depression. You're depressed."
she yule on my log til I bûche
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
she yule on my log til I bûche
Some day I will have a kitchen with a real range hood
December 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Some day I will have a kitchen with a real range hood