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Certified BBQ judge.
Certified steak judge (2x).
📸: andrewfleer
Signal: afleer.402
Hey I'm starting to get the hang of this game. The curls are loaded, the count's 3 curls and two anti-curls, and the in-ice curl rule is in effect, right?
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Hey I'm starting to get the hang of this game. The curls are loaded, the count's 3 curls and two anti-curls, and the in-ice curl rule is in effect, right?
Friends: just text her again, bro. Let her know you're still interested
Co-Star:
Co-Star:
February 10, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Friends: just text her again, bro. Let her know you're still interested
Co-Star:
Co-Star:
THE MCCAVIAR WEBSITE IS DOWN
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
THE MCCAVIAR WEBSITE IS DOWN
Hey remember that time Pete Ricketts illegally imported lethal injection drugs even though the death penalty was banned in Nebraska?
Ricketts: "No face masks -- we're seen a huge increase in attacks on our ICE agents. There's been 180 vehicle attacks. Overall attacks on DHS are up 8,000%. There's many so many doxxings of officers they've had to set up a tip line. This is very very serious."
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Hey remember that time Pete Ricketts illegally imported lethal injection drugs even though the death penalty was banned in Nebraska?
February 10, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I love my friends, but when I start something with "you know what sucks?", I usually don't want advice.
I want "you're right, that does suck"
I want "you're right, that does suck"
February 10, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I love my friends, but when I start something with "you know what sucks?", I usually don't want advice.
I want "you're right, that does suck"
I want "you're right, that does suck"
Sometimes I dream about taking PB to day care, calling into work, and just rotting in bed all day
Only getting up for snacks and bathroom
Only getting up for snacks and bathroom
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Sometimes I dream about taking PB to day care, calling into work, and just rotting in bed all day
Only getting up for snacks and bathroom
Only getting up for snacks and bathroom
Youths (I assume youths) are sitting in a darkened gazebo in the park smoking God knows what.
All I can see is the cherry end of a light and hear the occasional coughs.
Kids are alright...
All I can see is the cherry end of a light and hear the occasional coughs.
Kids are alright...
February 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Youths (I assume youths) are sitting in a darkened gazebo in the park smoking God knows what.
All I can see is the cherry end of a light and hear the occasional coughs.
Kids are alright...
All I can see is the cherry end of a light and hear the occasional coughs.
Kids are alright...
How do you do, fellow Discord Teens
February 9, 2026 at 9:58 PM
How do you do, fellow Discord Teens
BACK IN MY DAY WE CALLED THIS BACHELOR CHOW
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February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
BACK IN MY DAY WE CALLED THIS BACHELOR CHOW
I was feeling sad so I went for a walk.
I'm still sad, but at least it's nice outside
I'm still sad, but at least it's nice outside
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I was feeling sad so I went for a walk.
I'm still sad, but at least it's nice outside
I'm still sad, but at least it's nice outside
I have a Trash Tuesday take that will only bring the worst of Bluesky into my mentions, and God do I yearn for private accounts
February 9, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I have a Trash Tuesday take that will only bring the worst of Bluesky into my mentions, and God do I yearn for private accounts
Gotta go get a White Monster out of my fridge, then I'll be ready to read this
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Gotta go get a White Monster out of my fridge, then I'll be ready to read this
So I didn't expect it to be live, but I was surprised to learn that the Puppy Bowl is filmed in October
February 9, 2026 at 5:03 PM
So I didn't expect it to be live, but I was surprised to learn that the Puppy Bowl is filmed in October
Sees a post about pizza: I want pizza
Sees a post about chicken wings: Man, I really want wings.
Sees and ad for Taco Bell: God, I could go for a DLT right now.
Is it lunch time yet?
Sees a post about chicken wings: Man, I really want wings.
Sees and ad for Taco Bell: God, I could go for a DLT right now.
Is it lunch time yet?
February 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Sees a post about pizza: I want pizza
Sees a post about chicken wings: Man, I really want wings.
Sees and ad for Taco Bell: God, I could go for a DLT right now.
Is it lunch time yet?
Sees a post about chicken wings: Man, I really want wings.
Sees and ad for Taco Bell: God, I could go for a DLT right now.
Is it lunch time yet?
Official Company Email:
"Self-love comes first this Valentine's Day"
"Self-love comes first this Valentine's Day"
February 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Official Company Email:
"Self-love comes first this Valentine's Day"
"Self-love comes first this Valentine's Day"
When I complain about a lack of representation in video games, this is what I mean
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
When I complain about a lack of representation in video games, this is what I mean
I didn't count, but I feel like the ratio of GLP-1 ads and AI ads was nearly 1:1
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I didn't count, but I feel like the ratio of GLP-1 ads and AI ads was nearly 1:1
Sharks are winners. And they don't look back because they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
February 9, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Sharks are winners. And they don't look back because they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
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Every. Single. Night.
February 5, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Every. Single. Night.
Can I get a Hell Yeah for leftover soup and not having to make dinner this week?
February 9, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Can I get a Hell Yeah for leftover soup and not having to make dinner this week?
It ain't a Midwest party if there aren't multiple crock pots
February 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
It ain't a Midwest party if there aren't multiple crock pots
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Shout out to the house in my neighborhood proudly waving a Brandi Carlile flag
May 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Shout out to the house in my neighborhood proudly waving a Brandi Carlile flag
I feel like I'm watching different commercials from all y'all
February 8, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I feel like I'm watching different commercials from all y'all