Inadvertant MJ Lenderman
@chancemjlenderman.bsky.social
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Sorry I didn't riff on your riff, I was feeling jocular when I posted but despondent seventy seconds later
November 18, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Sorry I didn't riff on your riff, I was feeling jocular when I posted but despondent seventy seconds later
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dispensary dude gave me a warning about the 100mg edible. I don’t know if you know this about me but I’m a Champion
February 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
dispensary dude gave me a warning about the 100mg edible. I don’t know if you know this about me but I’m a Champion
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I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that cold pressed “detox” juice goes so well with vodka
January 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that cold pressed “detox” juice goes so well with vodka
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we need a new mass societal delusion
January 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
we need a new mass societal delusion
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You’re telling me this life crisis is mid?
January 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
You’re telling me this life crisis is mid?
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@fermiparasocks.bsky.social
dude... ran into a bit of trouble... can I crash on your couch this weekend?
dude... ran into a bit of trouble... can I crash on your couch this weekend?
December 7, 2024 at 1:12 AM
@fermiparasocks.bsky.social
dude... ran into a bit of trouble... can I crash on your couch this weekend?
dude... ran into a bit of trouble... can I crash on your couch this weekend?
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Cruising Barnes & Noble for chicks with Dave Coulier
January 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Cruising Barnes & Noble for chicks with Dave Coulier
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big guy at the English pub asked what club I support and in a panic I mumbled South Plamberton Rascals
January 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
big guy at the English pub asked what club I support and in a panic I mumbled South Plamberton Rascals
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what was Jay Leno doing at a Hampton Inn
November 20, 2024 at 6:20 PM
what was Jay Leno doing at a Hampton Inn
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He has a closet full of Brian Scalabrine jerseys, extra small
August 9, 2023 at 9:50 PM
He has a closet full of Brian Scalabrine jerseys, extra small
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Haptic is the only kind of feedback I will tolerate
December 22, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Haptic is the only kind of feedback I will tolerate
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My dad is on his third episode in a row of Law and Order
December 23, 2024 at 12:05 AM
My dad is on his third episode in a row of Law and Order
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intermittently fasting when i am asleep and unable to eat
December 5, 2024 at 1:24 PM
intermittently fasting when i am asleep and unable to eat
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I'm at the age where I'm less of a protagonist and more of a quest giver
November 14, 2024 at 4:14 AM
I'm at the age where I'm less of a protagonist and more of a quest giver
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I played on my parents game boy with a nubi light and a game genie
September 4, 2023 at 1:09 PM
I played on my parents game boy with a nubi light and a game genie
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10pm at your parents’ house as an adult feels like 3am at your own apartment.
November 29, 2024 at 12:52 AM
10pm at your parents’ house as an adult feels like 3am at your own apartment.
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a breath of fresh air but it's a bong rip
November 28, 2024 at 1:09 AM
a breath of fresh air but it's a bong rip
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just got off the phone with John C. Reilly, who was headed to the grocery store to buy a Thanksgiving turkey and says he cooks it on a rotisserie every year
November 26, 2024 at 11:29 PM
just got off the phone with John C. Reilly, who was headed to the grocery store to buy a Thanksgiving turkey and says he cooks it on a rotisserie every year
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costco should sell porno mags that are like 1000 pages
November 23, 2024 at 9:13 PM
costco should sell porno mags that are like 1000 pages
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Ken Burns was the first YouTube video essay guy
November 24, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Ken Burns was the first YouTube video essay guy
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got drunk with my wife and now i’m walking your dog while listening to death metal and life is about as good as it gets
November 23, 2024 at 8:20 AM
got drunk with my wife and now i’m walking your dog while listening to death metal and life is about as good as it gets
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disagree with barefoot contessa- storebought is not fine
November 23, 2024 at 2:38 PM
disagree with barefoot contessa- storebought is not fine
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dementia is when you forgot you bought wendys takeouts for whole three days....
November 9, 2024 at 11:21 PM
dementia is when you forgot you bought wendys takeouts for whole three days....
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I scored a touchdown at the Pontiac Silverdome and a goal at Joe Louis arena.
Tell us a true story from your life that sounds made up.
November 16, 2024 at 1:58 PM
I scored a touchdown at the Pontiac Silverdome and a goal at Joe Louis arena.