Lordbeef
lordbeef.bsky.social
Lordbeef
@lordbeef.bsky.social
Its me your friend
I'm gonna find this person and kick their ass
January 15, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I would be happy to shrink myself down and enter my homies body via a tiny spaceship and blast their kidney stones
January 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
new soda new soda
January 13, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Reposted by Lordbeef
in 2016 i made an edit of a dilbert comic and scott adams got so mad he blocked me and then blogged about it
January 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
you gotta see this video, here let me show you
[I hand you my phone and it immediately goes to a black screen and then after you tap you see my lock screen asking for an 8 digit pin]
January 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I agree Ice agents need more training, which is why we are flying in some experts from tel Aviv to give our boys an assist
January 12, 2026 at 6:30 PM
hit the like if you talk like the parents in these very real examples
January 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
one of our museums closed so they turned it into the winter farmers market
January 10, 2026 at 10:52 PM
in 2026 I'm working on my thac0
January 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
NO
January 5, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I'm watching the Samsung 2026 presentation and it's insane. they just talked about how you can use Bixby to talk to your robot vacuum
January 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
utah is a fun place to live
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 AM
is this good
December 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
learning about a new community
December 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
who has four paws and got so excited about a squirrel that she broke her own leash
December 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
December 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
the subreddit that hates children is where I get all of my media criticism
December 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
We wish you a merry Peepmas and a Larry Nyugen
December 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
not sure
December 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
in 2026 I think I'll finally clear out the bandit camps on the outskirts of town
December 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Dr just diagnosed me with colony collapse disorder
December 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
these are good. like if hi chews were fizzy
December 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
what i think is funny is that the next logical step for this is for the AI to steal the prompts itself. Plug the AI into an engagement algo and it'll figure out what is the most popular and just produce the prompts by itself
It's a whole genre it's beautiful
December 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
not sure i'll beat able to beat this sektori score
December 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
cool people I found
December 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM