Chris Bennett
Chris Bennett
@cbmcr.bsky.social
There's a perfectly good cycle lane in that ditch, yet here I am, riding a bike!
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in love
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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kiddo went down to the waterfront with friends the other day and out of the blue started commenting how awful the experience was so with so much concrete everywhere, and without any shade

so proud!
a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting in a theatre .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting in a theatre .
media.tenor.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
A lot of people are saying "hypnoboobs", but nobody's saying "howpnoboobs". Shameful.
I have to speak my truth: you can't call Zack Polanski "Hypnoboobs"

Calling him "Hypnotits" is funny because it's a reference to the fact that he once claimed hypnosis can make breasts bigger and, crucially, it sounds like "hypnosis"

"Hypnoboobs" does not sound like it, it doesn't work

Thank you
September 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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"The UCI strongly condemns the exploitation of sport for political purposes in general, and especially coming from a government"
September 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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None pizza left beef 1000%
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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@ratatosk.bsky.social , a compatriot is in Valhalla.
A memorial has popped up in our neighbourhood for a squirrel that didn’t make it after cutting out the power.
September 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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The same Oxford Labour leader who “forced” the LD/Green admin to create a citizens assembly on transport. They wanted to give “residents more say”.

That assembly of residents strongly backed a congestion charge (74%).
Leader of the Labour group on Oxfordshire County Council, Liz Brighouse, added: “Residents will now have to either pay a congestion charge to get around their own community, or go miles around the bypass which is already congested. This decision is unacceptable.”
September 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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I'm an epidemiologist so I try to use specific and accurate terms lest people draw the wrong conclusions, but also I have looked around and noticed that people with Long Covid and people who have recently lost someone are offended when people refer to Covid in past tense, so I don't.
September 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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around the whole of the north-west there are ten hotels housing asylum seekers. in britain as a whole there are just over 200 (of roughly 10,000 hotels). the number of people seeking asylum in the uk is said to be c.32k, 0.045% of the population. people are being manipulated by the gutter press.
August 22, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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we need to teach the 1930s properly so that people know the Reichstag Fire was exactly this stupid
I just can’t believe our Reichstag Fire is the Big Balls Beatdown.
August 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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ELIZABETH WARREN: What Zohran is saying is 'I want people to be able to afford to live in NYC'

FABER: But raising taxes in order to do it?

WARREN: Oh my goodness! Oh dear! Are you worried that billionaires are going to go hungry?
August 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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I think feeling a feeling is important: feelings do things. Feeling the difficult ones like: shame, worry, anger, sad are absolutely necessary when it comes to witnessing the murder and starvation in Palestine. I sometimes wonder what extent people are going to in order to avoid these feelings.
July 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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There's definitely an interesting thing happening where liberal figures seem to go either way when faced particularly with either (but not only) Palestine and Trans rights. Thankfully I'm seeing more cases of Maugham and Lineker who are being pushed left by how obviously awful media/politicians are.
I could never have imagined, before I started doing this work, that I would come to believe what I now do: in the sheer ugliness, venality and dishonesty, of Britain's media and institutions and politicians. They literally do not give a fuck. Sorry to those who know I should have got here sooner.
July 11, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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We are fighting and supporting multiple FOIA battles to reveal the truth about the deaths of these kids - and Wes Streeting is dumping vast legal resources into preventing the truth from emerging. More important, for him, than the lives of children is that he not be politically embarrassed.
July 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
> Having set up this dream town of the "good old days," the whole point was to show the automobile wrecking it—not only the family but the town.

Orson Welles' film The Magnificent Ambersons, welcome to @thewaroncars.bsky.social
July 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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As a Jew I am far, FAR more alarmed by our institutions equating me and other Jews with the IDF, who are responsible for the murder of over 80,000 Palestinians, by dint of framing any critique against the IDF as ‘antisemitism.’

Linking all Jews to the IDF is *actual* fucking antisemitism.
June 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Its worth noting that in Britain, Mamdani would have thrown out of the Labour Party by a small room full LinkIn weirdos and then replaced by a former private healthcare lobbyist who would go on to lose by 5,000 votes to a Reform candidate who was a convinced sex offender.
June 25, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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I really believe the only way to win against grievance politics is to maintain a strong moral core and tell a better story than they do – a positive one.
June 19, 2025 at 9:15 AM
We need a category for "I saw something on TV/outside, I should write a weird little song about it"

I'm looking at *YOU*, the songs Johnny Carson and Student Demonstration Time.
In honor of Brian Wilson's passing, here are the four categories of Beach Boys songs:

1. surfing is great, you should try it
2. I have a good vehicle
3. I reach beyond myself into the ineffable, and that's where I find you, my love
4. sloop john b
June 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Last night, during his concert, Sam Fender used his platform to raise awareness about the crisis in Gaza, spotlighting the critical humanitarian efforts of Doctors Without Borders providing medical aid amid the ongoing Israeli genocide.
June 7, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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every master race chud is a living self refutation of their own ideology
June 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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June 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM