Chris Bennett
Chris Bennett
@cbmcr.bsky.social
There's a perfectly good cycle lane in that ditch, yet here I am, riding a bike!
Some of us don't even havf the writing skills
December 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Reposted by Chris Bennett
in love
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Also Chiles, but we all know what I meant.
October 21, 2025 at 9:38 AM
That's meant to say column, but Colin kinda works too
October 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Adrian Childs is Good, Actually. He had his column *before* he was seeing Viner; she was just seduced by his beautiful rousing prose about [checks Colin ] giving your car park ticket to somebody else to use when it's still got a couple of hours left on it.
October 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
'Gollun' is great stuff.
October 18, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Entirely reasonable anecdote, but like... Research indicates that more Republicans own a gun.

www.pewresearch.org/social-trend...
October 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
IMHO it's just funny to get things wilfully wrong sometimes.
September 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Also, anti-jokes are good and funny, so wilfully ignoring the (more obvious/correct) joke is very "I've been calling her Crandall!"
September 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Is Motorik okay?
September 19, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Knock on Wood? Specifically the 'Thunder / Lightning / the way you love me is frightening' bit...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-KW...
Knock On Wood
YouTube video by Eddie Floyd - Topic
www.youtube.com
September 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Won every single council ward in GM at the last mayoral election. Every single one.
September 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Weird how she didn't quote tweet this with some added snark...
September 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I know this doesn't reaaally relate to your post, but I just thought of this and I'm really pleased with it.
September 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Vote BlueSky no matter WhoSky
September 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Reposted by Chris Bennett
I'm an epidemiologist so I try to use specific and accurate terms lest people draw the wrong conclusions, but also I have looked around and noticed that people with Long Covid and people who have recently lost someone are offended when people refer to Covid in past tense, so I don't.
September 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
There are a lot of people IRL who will be outraged at the thought of mitigating the risks to children via wearing masks etcetera.
September 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM