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Chris Bennett
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There's a perfectly good cycle lane in that ditch, yet here I am, riding a bike!
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Entirely reasonable anecdote, but like... Research indicates that more Republicans own a gun.

www.pewresearch.org/social-trend...
Chart from 2017 Pew Research into US Gun ownership. According to this research, 41% of Republicans owned a gun, while only 16% of Democrats did.
October 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This one was the most "... did he just? Never mind" joke.
Liz Lemon's father Richard Lemon saying "it wouldn't be a Lemon party without old dick!" This joke is one I could never explain to my parents, children, colleagues, or even friends. Nor would I want to do so.
July 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
[adopts Barry Davies voice]: LOOK AT HIS FACE! JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE!
Liam Gallagher with beautiful, lovely eyes.
July 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Joker "You're laughing?" meme template: "You're laughing? people are being meta about over-serious responses to things they've read on the internet, and you're laughing?"
July 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
With added alt text
A tweet by Olivia Beavers: @Olivia_Beavers • Overheard on the Hill: GOP Rep. Michael McCaul leaving a voicemail for PA Rep. Dan Meuser, one of the Rs who was delayed getting to the vote. He said along the lines of: "Good job," you kept the entire Congress waiting for an hour... Also you know you can drive from Pennsylvania. Worth noting: At least one other member is delayed but expected to be here soon, and some conservatives aren't on board yet, which is also part of delay 4:16 PM Jul 2, 2025
July 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Jasper from the Simpsons is carrying a spade, or maybe a shovel. He's saying to Lisa Simpson: "it's an old-fashioned main character day. By Gar, it's been a while."
June 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"I'm in this photo and I don't like it" A Facebook menu for reporting a photo, with the option "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" chosen.
March 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It's the "Are we the baddies?" meme from the Mitchell and Webb sketch. It's not a perfect match, but tbh in this context it's reaaally not far off. Maybe it'd work better if they were dressed as the Royal Hungarian army, or something like that. I'm not a World War 2 historian.
January 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
A certain person on Traitors absolutely setting a new bar for bad spelling tonight, that is just amazing. Glorious. #TheTraitors
Somebody holding a chalkboard on The Traitors. It is upside-down, and spells "Minah" M E I N A. She doesn't *need* correct spelling *OR* holding the card the right way up.
January 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
#TheTraitors CBA to do any good shitposting about it tonight, my hands are still cold from playing football
It's the "I don't think about you at all" meme from Mad Men, but instead of Dom Draper it's Tyler Curtains-er. Because he had curtains. Also Jake, instead of the guy saying "I feel sorry for you". Top panel: I was thinking why am I still here? It's either Linda, or it's someone really close to me. Bottom panel: I don't think about you at all.
January 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Solid Traitorsing, see you all same time tomorrow!
A shot of Joe from Traitors, with subtitles from [redacted person] saying "And Joe, who'd have thought you'd have caught me based on a twinkle in the eye?", but I've written "fuck you especially" over the top of it. Francesca looks like she's just seen rain coming in this direction. Joe looks like he's about to be vindicated, for a change, but he's not vindicated. He's just a knob.
January 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Simpsons screenshot of a man drinking a ladle from a vat of beer with several dogs swimming in it. He says: "Mmm. Needs more lickspittle"
December 11, 2024 at 2:05 PM
In retrospect, I can see why you deleted the post with this list of apps in it
A list of the top 6 free apps in the social category, featuring: 1: BlueSky 2: MILF Messenger 3: Threads 4: Instagram 5: Facebook 6: X (formerly known as Twitter) It should be noted that Lewis does not have MILF Messenger installed on his phone.
November 18, 2024 at 3:01 PM
FORMER President Bush saying "Now are there any questions? Keeping mind that I already explained about the pizzas"
November 16, 2024 at 4:34 PM
For some reason, this (and other ones where people have thoughts running through their head, like "it's just vapor lock")
From a Simpsons flashback episode: Bart is running through thoughts in his head, and is thinking of an old woman saying "Hello, Joe".
November 14, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,282,139! I don't know if that's good, or what...
I, Chris Bennett, was user #1,282,139 of this mini hellsite. I joined in September 2023. What an achievement!
September 18, 2024 at 7:39 PM
February 9, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Last image in your camera roll is what killed Kissinger
December 1, 2023 at 9:17 AM
Unsure whether to *start* with innocent olden days Twitter "just bought a beer" type posts, or just to go straight to cynical jaded stuff.

TBF I did just buy a beer.
A beer that I bought just now.
September 30, 2023 at 1:19 PM