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Flour flour flour where is the flour
November 22, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Flour flour flour where is the flour
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this one easy trick will put a lot of black people into an early grave
Trump HHS nominee RFK Jr.:
If you give Black children “resilience” then “the inevitable racism” will “bounce off” them like they are “the Avengers” because “they will be immune to it” and “then we don’t have to stop racism altogether, because we’re never going to be able to do that.”
If you give Black children “resilience” then “the inevitable racism” will “bounce off” them like they are “the Avengers” because “they will be immune to it” and “then we don’t have to stop racism altogether, because we’re never going to be able to do that.”
November 24, 2024 at 3:11 PM
this one easy trick will put a lot of black people into an early grave
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There’s no need to get philosophical about “How do people come up with funny ideas on here?” or “What makes a good post?” The answer is to have I.B.S.
November 24, 2024 at 3:49 PM
There’s no need to get philosophical about “How do people come up with funny ideas on here?” or “What makes a good post?” The answer is to have I.B.S.
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It’s not an Echo Chamber it’s a No Assholes Chamber
November 24, 2024 at 5:48 PM
It’s not an Echo Chamber it’s a No Assholes Chamber
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I’m pretty sure that if some CEO got fired from his job & on his way out he told a mob of crazies to show up with zip ties, flag poles and tasers and to bash in the windows & smear poop on the walls, that he wouldn’t get hired back a few years later, but what the hell do I know.
November 23, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I’m pretty sure that if some CEO got fired from his job & on his way out he told a mob of crazies to show up with zip ties, flag poles and tasers and to bash in the windows & smear poop on the walls, that he wouldn’t get hired back a few years later, but what the hell do I know.
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It’ll be dark comedy when we’re told these folks are the *real* victims of Trumpism once his policies wreck the lives of people who are actually in poverty.
November 22, 2024 at 6:21 PM
It’ll be dark comedy when we’re told these folks are the *real* victims of Trumpism once his policies wreck the lives of people who are actually in poverty.
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Thanks for being part of the problem, everybody!
November 22, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Thanks for being part of the problem, everybody!
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The new show I've been working on drops today. It's on Netflix and I hope you like it!
November 21, 2024 at 3:35 PM
The new show I've been working on drops today. It's on Netflix and I hope you like it!
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Wrote about this in response to the hopes of left accelerationists during the election
open.substack.com/pub/chadstan...
open.substack.com/pub/chadstan...
November 22, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Wrote about this in response to the hopes of left accelerationists during the election
open.substack.com/pub/chadstan...
open.substack.com/pub/chadstan...
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Whenever car alarms go off randomly for "no reason", it's actually because the car got sad & wanted people to pay attention to it.
November 23, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Whenever car alarms go off randomly for "no reason", it's actually because the car got sad & wanted people to pay attention to it.
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This was the guy people were hailing as a convert to economic populism not less than a week ago
The democrats are spinning out Excuse after excuse instead of looking inward and seeing their technocratic neoliberal fixes mean nothing as their increasingly conservative worldview offers nothing to the vast majority. This doubling down is going to destroy them forever if they continue.
November 22, 2024 at 2:47 PM
This was the guy people were hailing as a convert to economic populism not less than a week ago
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ChemicalProphet @chemicalprophet.bsky.social
November 22, 2024 at 6:28 PM
ChemicalProphet @chemicalprophet.bsky.social
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I am not built to be a girl boss. I am built to eat shredded cheese directly out of the bag and sleep for 12 hours a day.
November 22, 2024 at 5:30 PM
I am not built to be a girl boss. I am built to eat shredded cheese directly out of the bag and sleep for 12 hours a day.
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making myself feel better after dropping a hunk of cheese under the refrigerator by imagining a hardworking mouse dad proudly slicing it into equal portions and sharing the bounty with his loving family
November 22, 2024 at 6:21 PM
making myself feel better after dropping a hunk of cheese under the refrigerator by imagining a hardworking mouse dad proudly slicing it into equal portions and sharing the bounty with his loving family
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nate silver wouldn’t make it over here because he’s not funny
November 23, 2024 at 3:18 AM
nate silver wouldn’t make it over here because he’s not funny
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A year ago when it rolled out in Brooklyn I kept asking my landlords where to put my compost. Their answer: The trash.
NYC's universal composting off to slow start as many landlords don't offer bins
City data shows less than 5% of the organic waste New Yorkers throw out every day is actually being diverted from landfills.
gothamist.com
November 22, 2024 at 1:48 PM
A year ago when it rolled out in Brooklyn I kept asking my landlords where to put my compost. Their answer: The trash.
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extremely funny take while throwing in an asterisk to prevent your post from being algorithmically buried for even mentioning a competitor
November 22, 2024 at 10:49 PM
extremely funny take while throwing in an asterisk to prevent your post from being algorithmically buried for even mentioning a competitor
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hi Bluesky
i'm thrilled to announce my President Nyarlathotep stories are now an officially sanctioned column at @mcsweeneys.net!
expect semiregular dispatches from The Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library for the
*sigh*
conceivable future.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/som...
i'm thrilled to announce my President Nyarlathotep stories are now an officially sanctioned column at @mcsweeneys.net!
expect semiregular dispatches from The Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library for the
*sigh*
conceivable future.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/som...
Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
I guess I’m what you’d call a swing voter, Jerry. I am not one to align myself with any political party. I listen to each candidate’s positions on ...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 22, 2024 at 1:56 PM
hi Bluesky
i'm thrilled to announce my President Nyarlathotep stories are now an officially sanctioned column at @mcsweeneys.net!
expect semiregular dispatches from The Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library for the
*sigh*
conceivable future.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/som...
i'm thrilled to announce my President Nyarlathotep stories are now an officially sanctioned column at @mcsweeneys.net!
expect semiregular dispatches from The Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library for the
*sigh*
conceivable future.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/som...
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Wish more people realised that for most art businesses, there's only one person doing all the work. Creating, shipping, admin, promotion, starting feuds with other artists, painting unflattering portraits of them into historical scenes, trying to poison them, it's all one person.
November 23, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Wish more people realised that for most art businesses, there's only one person doing all the work. Creating, shipping, admin, promotion, starting feuds with other artists, painting unflattering portraits of them into historical scenes, trying to poison them, it's all one person.
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god this baseline is so good youtu.be/Y9-7rcKxIc8?...
Love Hangover
YouTube video by Diana Ross - Topic
youtu.be
November 23, 2024 at 4:18 AM
god this baseline is so good youtu.be/Y9-7rcKxIc8?...
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