Carl Sjunior
@carlsjr.bsky.social
Owner of Carl Sjunior Hamburgers. No affiliation with Carl's Jr. Hamburgers.
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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"This is a moment that demands a response. If Dems can’t run on a unified platform that centralizes and prioritizes taxing the ultrawealthy in order to dismantle their stranglehold on our govt, then they need to get out of the way for people who will."
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#TaxBillionaires
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#TaxBillionaires
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"This is a moment that demands a response. If Dems can’t run on a unified platform that centralizes and prioritizes taxing the ultrawealthy in order to dismantle their stranglehold on our govt, then they need to get out of the way for people who will."
Read more: bit.ly/4ohxXLq
#TaxBillionaires
Read more: bit.ly/4ohxXLq
#TaxBillionaires
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Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke
October 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
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How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me
May 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me
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haha i mean how do two women even have sex? ah, gotcha, makes sense. how about two guys? ok alright. and a guy and a lady?
December 18, 2023 at 1:28 AM
haha i mean how do two women even have sex? ah, gotcha, makes sense. how about two guys? ok alright. and a guy and a lady?
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sucks to suck your honor
August 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
sucks to suck your honor
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This is genuinely western liberalism summed up in a 30 second video. Incredible. Put it in an art gallery.
August 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
This is genuinely western liberalism summed up in a 30 second video. Incredible. Put it in an art gallery.
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always terrifying when no one is there to bless you and you're just racking up unblessed sneezes
July 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
always terrifying when no one is there to bless you and you're just racking up unblessed sneezes
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Post your most popular art from Twitter
You already know
You already know
October 23, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Post your most popular art from Twitter
You already know
You already know
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"w-w-w-would u still love me if i was a wormmm 🥺" Yes. I would fuck you immediately
December 30, 2024 at 6:55 PM
"w-w-w-would u still love me if i was a wormmm 🥺" Yes. I would fuck you immediately
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there's a lot of mid games on here and a few real stinkers but the worst game of all is red dead redemption 2
❗️HATER CHECKPOINT❗️
you have reached the hater checkpoint. please respond with the worst games on this wikipedia page. i’m going for a nap and won’t be checking the replies for at least a few hours:
you have reached the hater checkpoint. please respond with the worst games on this wikipedia page. i’m going for a nap and won’t be checking the replies for at least a few hours:
List of video games considered the best - Wikipedia
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June 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
there's a lot of mid games on here and a few real stinkers but the worst game of all is red dead redemption 2
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Louisiana 1 hour after America falls
June 17, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Louisiana 1 hour after America falls
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Remarkable.
MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful."
Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd.
Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated.
MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful."
Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd.
Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated.
June 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Remarkable.
MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful."
Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd.
Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated.
MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful."
Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd.
Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated.
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my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics
May 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics
Found an unopened drink walking the dog
May 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Found an unopened drink walking the dog
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doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs
February 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs
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Ramsey asked me if The Grinch ever calls himself that and if not are we sure "Grinch" isn't a Whoville slur
December 25, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Ramsey asked me if The Grinch ever calls himself that and if not are we sure "Grinch" isn't a Whoville slur
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December 12, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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the guy in Titanic who hits the propeller starts spinning around like that because he absorbed its abilities
November 30, 2024 at 12:34 AM
the guy in Titanic who hits the propeller starts spinning around like that because he absorbed its abilities