Ciaoskies
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How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time. How do you review, cover, and criticize a blitzkrieg of anti-American totalitarianism? One order, one law, one executive act at a time. Pace yourselves.
January 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time. How do you review, cover, and criticize a blitzkrieg of anti-American totalitarianism? One order, one law, one executive act at a time. Pace yourselves.
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ME: Viral DUI Hooters waitress says "Hawk Tuah Girl walked so she could run" 😃
DOCTOR, turning to my family and shaking his head: yes Ed. Good stuff
DOCTOR, turning to my family and shaking his head: yes Ed. Good stuff
Viral DUI Hooters waitress says "Hawk Tuah Girl walked so she could run"
January 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
ME: Viral DUI Hooters waitress says "Hawk Tuah Girl walked so she could run" 😃
DOCTOR, turning to my family and shaking his head: yes Ed. Good stuff
DOCTOR, turning to my family and shaking his head: yes Ed. Good stuff
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for the potato fears not death
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 PM
for the potato fears not death
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Me: *tip toeing mischievously toward MRI machine*
Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?
Me (kicking dirt): No
Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?
Me (kicking dirt): No
December 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Me: *tip toeing mischievously toward MRI machine*
Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?
Me (kicking dirt): No
Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?
Me (kicking dirt): No
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I wrote about how Congress has turned into a senior center.
How many AOCs are never elected because 80-year-olds refuse to step down?
How many young lawmakers don’t acquire leadership roles — and miss out on years of experience — because seniority is prized above anything else?
How many AOCs are never elected because 80-year-olds refuse to step down?
How many young lawmakers don’t acquire leadership roles — and miss out on years of experience — because seniority is prized above anything else?
Congress Has Become a Waiting Room for Heaven
Who says our senior leaders have to be senior citizens?
keithedwards.substack.com
December 22, 2024 at 11:07 PM
I wrote about how Congress has turned into a senior center.
How many AOCs are never elected because 80-year-olds refuse to step down?
How many young lawmakers don’t acquire leadership roles — and miss out on years of experience — because seniority is prized above anything else?
How many AOCs are never elected because 80-year-olds refuse to step down?
How many young lawmakers don’t acquire leadership roles — and miss out on years of experience — because seniority is prized above anything else?
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love wins! gay raytheon employees develop a rectum that is also a grave
December 24, 2024 at 1:22 AM
love wins! gay raytheon employees develop a rectum that is also a grave
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“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.
December 23, 2024 at 7:17 PM
“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.
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Loved the article! Well, I didn't read it. Either way, I've got a few thoughts
December 22, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Loved the article! Well, I didn't read it. Either way, I've got a few thoughts
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I remember the rolling tide of Blake Lively hate that took over my socials when her movie came out, and was a little confused by it at the time.
Joke’s on me for not realizing an angry man was behind it all. Naturally.
Joke’s on me for not realizing an angry man was behind it all. Naturally.
December 22, 2024 at 3:21 PM
I remember the rolling tide of Blake Lively hate that took over my socials when her movie came out, and was a little confused by it at the time.
Joke’s on me for not realizing an angry man was behind it all. Naturally.
Joke’s on me for not realizing an angry man was behind it all. Naturally.
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[a horse walks into a bar]
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
December 22, 2024 at 3:28 PM
[a horse walks into a bar]
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
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I don’t want to be smart any more I’m going to start huffing paint
December 23, 2024 at 5:09 AM
I don’t want to be smart any more I’m going to start huffing paint
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@TSA is chicken pot pie filling considered liquid or solid?
December 22, 2024 at 7:30 PM
@TSA is chicken pot pie filling considered liquid or solid?
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I was diagnosed with lung cancer a year ago today. I expected the day to feel reaffirming, because I have made it a year and am doing great. But I think a fact of survivorship is that you’re always waiting for the other shoe to drop.
December 22, 2024 at 10:25 PM
I was diagnosed with lung cancer a year ago today. I expected the day to feel reaffirming, because I have made it a year and am doing great. But I think a fact of survivorship is that you’re always waiting for the other shoe to drop.
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every true crime book in the 80s is like "the cops tried polygraphing everyone and called a psychic... they checked out local ties to the occult and rounded up some immigrants... then they were stumped" ... plus ça change plus la même chose
December 22, 2024 at 10:21 PM
every true crime book in the 80s is like "the cops tried polygraphing everyone and called a psychic... they checked out local ties to the occult and rounded up some immigrants... then they were stumped" ... plus ça change plus la même chose
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hey so! this is terrifying :)
How America Lost Control of the Bird Flu, Setting the Stage for Another Pandemic - KFF Health News
Exclusive reporting reveals how the United States lost track of a virus that could cause the next pandemic. Problems like the sluggish pace of federal action, a deference to industry, and neglect for ...
kffhealthnews.org
December 23, 2024 at 4:55 AM
hey so! this is terrifying :)
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Now that I've deactivated twitter all i need is for blue sky to fail and i'll be totally free
December 21, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Now that I've deactivated twitter all i need is for blue sky to fail and i'll be totally free
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(completely zoning out and not picking up a single word you just said to me, not even your name) Hell yeah
December 22, 2024 at 8:07 AM
(completely zoning out and not picking up a single word you just said to me, not even your name) Hell yeah
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all gen alpha kids are named like donkey kong or ganondorf and know its their birthright to assassinate a president
December 22, 2024 at 9:13 AM
all gen alpha kids are named like donkey kong or ganondorf and know its their birthright to assassinate a president
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“Why is journalism struggling” I ask, as I click off the one thing that lets me click off the other thing that lets me read three lines of the story before Jack links beef jerky appears on all sides of my screen
December 22, 2024 at 4:30 AM
“Why is journalism struggling” I ask, as I click off the one thing that lets me click off the other thing that lets me read three lines of the story before Jack links beef jerky appears on all sides of my screen
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if you’re ever feeling depressed or suicidal just order something from Amazon. Things will make you Feel Better
December 21, 2024 at 3:31 AM
if you’re ever feeling depressed or suicidal just order something from Amazon. Things will make you Feel Better
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People: on here yelling at me about how birds are monogamous
Birds:
Birds:
December 21, 2024 at 1:50 PM
People: on here yelling at me about how birds are monogamous
Birds:
Birds:
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have you guys ever noticed that most things are super annoying except when i do them, and then they’re winsome and adorable? like what are the odds
December 21, 2024 at 1:28 PM
have you guys ever noticed that most things are super annoying except when i do them, and then they’re winsome and adorable? like what are the odds