J.J.
@jdotj.bsky.social
Lawyer, mom, wife, podcaster, hobbyist photographer, and avid fan of chronically underperforming sports teams (mostly)
Today's joy: I won the Ticketmaster wars and got Noah Kahan presale tickets.
February 10, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Today's joy: I won the Ticketmaster wars and got Noah Kahan presale tickets.
Thank you for this! We had planned a typical, light-hearted, episode but KP had delved into this the day before and felt very strongly that we should pivot to cover it. She was right. It was horrible and horrifying and felt like bearing witness to torture.
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Thank you for this! We had planned a typical, light-hearted, episode but KP had delved into this the day before and felt very strongly that we should pivot to cover it. She was right. It was horrible and horrifying and felt like bearing witness to torture.
Guess who has two thumbs and whose parents do not miss an episode of The Five each day
February 10, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Guess who has two thumbs and whose parents do not miss an episode of The Five each day
Yeah if he’s telling the AP this, I have thoughts on the state and quality of his relationship with his daughter
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Yeah if he’s telling the AP this, I have thoughts on the state and quality of his relationship with his daughter
Yelling “NO TOUCHING” like Arrested Development
February 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Yelling “NO TOUCHING” like Arrested Development
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When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
God to exist in the world without an ounce of self-awareness or shame seems amazing
February 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
God to exist in the world without an ounce of self-awareness or shame seems amazing
At least while the Turning Point halftime show was on, there was no copper being stolen nationwide
February 9, 2026 at 4:04 AM
At least while the Turning Point halftime show was on, there was no copper being stolen nationwide
Legit laughed out loud at that when he said it
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Legit laughed out loud at that when he said it
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It’s true!!!
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
It’s true!!!
Commercials premised on “we know men are giant babies, so don’t worry - it’s just a blood test! Even NFL players can do it!”
Meanwhile women have IUDs inserted and removed without painkillers
Meanwhile women have IUDs inserted and removed without painkillers
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Commercials premised on “we know men are giant babies, so don’t worry - it’s just a blood test! Even NFL players can do it!”
Meanwhile women have IUDs inserted and removed without painkillers
Meanwhile women have IUDs inserted and removed without painkillers
I just cannot wait to really read (watch TikToks about) all the imagery in that show, beyond the obvious
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I just cannot wait to really read (watch TikToks about) all the imagery in that show, beyond the obvious
That’s Pedro Pascal right?
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
That’s Pedro Pascal right?
14-year old hated it. So we’ve triangulated the sweet spot
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
14-year old hated it. So we’ve triangulated the sweet spot
My 12-yr old who loves Italian Brain Rot loved it, so that tells you a lot
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
My 12-yr old who loves Italian Brain Rot loved it, so that tells you a lot
This account has and will always be a Gus Johnson stan account.
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
This account has and will always be a Gus Johnson stan account.
I wish we at least had Gus Johnson calling the game to make it exciting
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I wish we at least had Gus Johnson calling the game to make it exciting
He’s aging into a Real Housewife. His destiny.
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
He’s aging into a Real Housewife. His destiny.
This is a case of “no one wanted to tell the client that it’s over”
February 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
This is a case of “no one wanted to tell the client that it’s over”
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I am anti-monopoly and take no pleasure in reporting this.
February 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I am anti-monopoly and take no pleasure in reporting this.
The pre-game intro on NBC showed kids from the local high school in their football uniforms and my boys are HYPED from that
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
The pre-game intro on NBC showed kids from the local high school in their football uniforms and my boys are HYPED from that
I literally exclaimed “oh!!!” because same
February 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I literally exclaimed “oh!!!” because same