CaptainKinetic
@captainkinetic.bsky.social
I don't exist, and neither do you.
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The Port Huron Times Herald
December 28,1915
December 28,1915
December 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The Port Huron Times Herald
December 28,1915
December 28,1915
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vegeta: gohan.
gohan: BGAHG- don't appear out of nowhere like that-
vegeta: you're a nerd, right.
gohan: -i. wouldn't put it that way-
vegeta: NERD. i need your help.
gohan:
vegeta: someone called me a 'code lyoko ass bitch' and i need you to tell me what that means before i beat them up.
gohan: BGAHG- don't appear out of nowhere like that-
vegeta: you're a nerd, right.
gohan: -i. wouldn't put it that way-
vegeta: NERD. i need your help.
gohan:
vegeta: someone called me a 'code lyoko ass bitch' and i need you to tell me what that means before i beat them up.
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
vegeta: gohan.
gohan: BGAHG- don't appear out of nowhere like that-
vegeta: you're a nerd, right.
gohan: -i. wouldn't put it that way-
vegeta: NERD. i need your help.
gohan:
vegeta: someone called me a 'code lyoko ass bitch' and i need you to tell me what that means before i beat them up.
gohan: BGAHG- don't appear out of nowhere like that-
vegeta: you're a nerd, right.
gohan: -i. wouldn't put it that way-
vegeta: NERD. i need your help.
gohan:
vegeta: someone called me a 'code lyoko ass bitch' and i need you to tell me what that means before i beat them up.
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Every Copy of Wii Fit is In Stock Everywhere & at All Times via Any Used Game Store.
December 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Every Copy of Wii Fit is In Stock Everywhere & at All Times via Any Used Game Store.
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
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what Santa does when you’re on the naughty list (Real)
December 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
what Santa does when you’re on the naughty list (Real)
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Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays.
December 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays.
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every wiki article about classic UK comedy like "Father and Sons was a comedy duo comprised of Reg Father and Tommy Sons, who appeared on a record breaking 18,450 episodes of The Light Applause Hour. Reg Father died in 1988 of Cigarette Fever. Tommy Sons remains alive in prison since 1997"
February 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
every wiki article about classic UK comedy like "Father and Sons was a comedy duo comprised of Reg Father and Tommy Sons, who appeared on a record breaking 18,450 episodes of The Light Applause Hour. Reg Father died in 1988 of Cigarette Fever. Tommy Sons remains alive in prison since 1997"
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When I see an ad boasting of all that A.I. can create for me
December 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
When I see an ad boasting of all that A.I. can create for me
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orson welles, alive for another 30 years: do i regret my role in mad dog mccree? yes, of course... less for the blow to my ego and more for the sheer endurance of inanity while on set. a carnival shooting gallery on video? fine. but the madness of watching a man infinitely throwing a bottle...
December 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
orson welles, alive for another 30 years: do i regret my role in mad dog mccree? yes, of course... less for the blow to my ego and more for the sheer endurance of inanity while on set. a carnival shooting gallery on video? fine. but the madness of watching a man infinitely throwing a bottle...
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Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)
I just backed Elvira Mistress of the Dark Illustrated Tarot Card Set on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/dyn...
Elvira Mistress of the Dark Illustrated Tarot Card Set
A Beautifully Creepy Complete Set of Tarot Cards Illustrated by Gris Grimly Based On The Mistress of the Macabre!
www.kickstarter.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I just backed Elvira Mistress of the Dark Illustrated Tarot Card Set on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/dyn...
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I miss the old days, when I had never heard of Olivia Nuzzi.
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I miss the old days, when I had never heard of Olivia Nuzzi.
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wow who was he up against
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
wow who was he up against
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Been getting a lot of pushback, especially on Threads, so, Mea Culpa: In hindsight, had I known that calling all Trump supporters racist would hurt their feelings and make them so upset, I would have done it much sooner. Sorry, I'll try to do better.
December 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Been getting a lot of pushback, especially on Threads, so, Mea Culpa: In hindsight, had I known that calling all Trump supporters racist would hurt their feelings and make them so upset, I would have done it much sooner. Sorry, I'll try to do better.
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November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
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Samus at the beginning of every Metroid game.
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Samus at the beginning of every Metroid game.