CaptainKinetic
@captainkinetic.bsky.social
I don't exist, and neither do you.
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at this point i will defect to whatever country invades and deposes donald trump this is just getting too embarrassing and disgusting
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 6:16 AM
at this point i will defect to whatever country invades and deposes donald trump this is just getting too embarrassing and disgusting
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“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
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Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
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I deleted my previous posts about my harasser to protect the sanctuary, but I will not be using this bluesky account anymore if someone can threaten me here, via email, and on the phone without consequences. Bye for now.
January 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I deleted my previous posts about my harasser to protect the sanctuary, but I will not be using this bluesky account anymore if someone can threaten me here, via email, and on the phone without consequences. Bye for now.
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The centrist liberal propaganda runs deep in Hollywood because they gave Magneto scenes like this, proved him right, and still had the audacity to call him a villain because he wanted to fight back
January 11, 2026 at 11:51 PM
The centrist liberal propaganda runs deep in Hollywood because they gave Magneto scenes like this, proved him right, and still had the audacity to call him a villain because he wanted to fight back
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"I went on Twitter and I saw all these terrible posts"
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.
January 6, 2026 at 6:47 AM
"I went on Twitter and I saw all these terrible posts"
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.
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it's kind of pathetic that, even in this deeply evil political climate, Kyle Rittenhouse was too annoying to turn murdering someone into a rightwing pundit career. his full time job is that he has a blue check and posts things like "ha ha should i kill someone again" for money
Kyle Rittenhouse thinks the murder of an American citizen in Minnapolis by an ICE Nazi is hilarious. 😳👇
January 8, 2026 at 2:16 AM
it's kind of pathetic that, even in this deeply evil political climate, Kyle Rittenhouse was too annoying to turn murdering someone into a rightwing pundit career. his full time job is that he has a blue check and posts things like "ha ha should i kill someone again" for money
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January 8, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones
January 7, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones
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one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
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They're adding Disgaea Item Dungeons to Coke Freestyle machines you can venture 200 floors into root beer to unlock Tropical Barq's now
January 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
They're adding Disgaea Item Dungeons to Coke Freestyle machines you can venture 200 floors into root beer to unlock Tropical Barq's now
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snake. you're going to have to eat that entire onion. raw. like an apple.
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
snake. you're going to have to eat that entire onion. raw. like an apple.
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In case you missed it, BIG HOPS is coming out January 12th on Steam, Switch, and PS5! #indiegames #nintendoswitch #ps5
January 6, 2026 at 12:56 AM
In case you missed it, BIG HOPS is coming out January 12th on Steam, Switch, and PS5! #indiegames #nintendoswitch #ps5
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"Six-piece Chicken McNobody" is hands-down THE most withering insult known to man
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
"Six-piece Chicken McNobody" is hands-down THE most withering insult known to man
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The Port Huron Times Herald
December 28,1915
December 28,1915
December 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The Port Huron Times Herald
December 28,1915
December 28,1915
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vegeta: gohan.
gohan: BGAHG- don't appear out of nowhere like that-
vegeta: you're a nerd, right.
gohan: -i. wouldn't put it that way-
vegeta: NERD. i need your help.
gohan:
vegeta: someone called me a 'code lyoko ass bitch' and i need you to tell me what that means before i beat them up.
gohan: BGAHG- don't appear out of nowhere like that-
vegeta: you're a nerd, right.
gohan: -i. wouldn't put it that way-
vegeta: NERD. i need your help.
gohan:
vegeta: someone called me a 'code lyoko ass bitch' and i need you to tell me what that means before i beat them up.
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
vegeta: gohan.
gohan: BGAHG- don't appear out of nowhere like that-
vegeta: you're a nerd, right.
gohan: -i. wouldn't put it that way-
vegeta: NERD. i need your help.
gohan:
vegeta: someone called me a 'code lyoko ass bitch' and i need you to tell me what that means before i beat them up.
gohan: BGAHG- don't appear out of nowhere like that-
vegeta: you're a nerd, right.
gohan: -i. wouldn't put it that way-
vegeta: NERD. i need your help.
gohan:
vegeta: someone called me a 'code lyoko ass bitch' and i need you to tell me what that means before i beat them up.
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Every Copy of Wii Fit is In Stock Everywhere & at All Times via Any Used Game Store.
December 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Every Copy of Wii Fit is In Stock Everywhere & at All Times via Any Used Game Store.
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
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what Santa does when you’re on the naughty list (Real)
December 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
what Santa does when you’re on the naughty list (Real)
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Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays.
December 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays.
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every wiki article about classic UK comedy like "Father and Sons was a comedy duo comprised of Reg Father and Tommy Sons, who appeared on a record breaking 18,450 episodes of The Light Applause Hour. Reg Father died in 1988 of Cigarette Fever. Tommy Sons remains alive in prison since 1997"
February 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
every wiki article about classic UK comedy like "Father and Sons was a comedy duo comprised of Reg Father and Tommy Sons, who appeared on a record breaking 18,450 episodes of The Light Applause Hour. Reg Father died in 1988 of Cigarette Fever. Tommy Sons remains alive in prison since 1997"