Caorthannach
@caorthannach.bsky.social
Agender, AuDHD, boring. AI crap can directly get in the bin.
Dog. Source: BBC share.google/DVW73hrV058D...
November 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Dog. Source: BBC share.google/DVW73hrV058D...
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The Best Girl Ever is almost a year old 🥲
November 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The Best Girl Ever is almost a year old 🥲
The Best Girl Ever is almost a year old 🥲
November 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The Best Girl Ever is almost a year old 🥲
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Okay so terrible films typically fall into one of two categories: Bad (redeemable) or Bad and Offensive (irredeemable)
If you have a bad *and* offensive film, you need to remove the OFFENSIVE aspect - in TRON ARES, it’s Jared fucking Leto.
If you have a bad *and* offensive film, you need to remove the OFFENSIVE aspect - in TRON ARES, it’s Jared fucking Leto.
A new report suggests that the disastrous opening weekend for the Jared-Leto-starring sequel may lead to Disney pulling the plug on the Grid once and for all.
'Tron' Might Really Be Doomed After 'Tron: Ares'
A new report suggests that the disastrous opening weekend for the Jared-Leto-starring sequel may lead to Disney pulling the plug on the Grid once and for all.
gizmodo.com
October 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Okay so terrible films typically fall into one of two categories: Bad (redeemable) or Bad and Offensive (irredeemable)
If you have a bad *and* offensive film, you need to remove the OFFENSIVE aspect - in TRON ARES, it’s Jared fucking Leto.
If you have a bad *and* offensive film, you need to remove the OFFENSIVE aspect - in TRON ARES, it’s Jared fucking Leto.
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I’m off to Ireland later this week for my final solo poetry shows of the year.
Incredibly, there are still tickets left – especially for the Dublin show (I hope my performance there last year hasn’t put you off from coming again) – so please spread the word!
Tickets here: brianbilston.com/events/
Incredibly, there are still tickets left – especially for the Dublin show (I hope my performance there last year hasn’t put you off from coming again) – so please spread the word!
Tickets here: brianbilston.com/events/
October 13, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I’m off to Ireland later this week for my final solo poetry shows of the year.
Incredibly, there are still tickets left – especially for the Dublin show (I hope my performance there last year hasn’t put you off from coming again) – so please spread the word!
Tickets here: brianbilston.com/events/
Incredibly, there are still tickets left – especially for the Dublin show (I hope my performance there last year hasn’t put you off from coming again) – so please spread the word!
Tickets here: brianbilston.com/events/
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On this day in history 1986 Tobermory the Womble died from Hepatitis C. It's thought he caught the disease from discarded needle left on the common by Zammo from Grange Hill.
September 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
On this day in history 1986 Tobermory the Womble died from Hepatitis C. It's thought he caught the disease from discarded needle left on the common by Zammo from Grange Hill.
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Every time an American dunks on British food, we take another of your signature dishes and pie it.
Thought I'd try and eat a bit healthier this week, happily Aldi had other ideas
August 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Every time an American dunks on British food, we take another of your signature dishes and pie it.
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I just want to hear “she’s the one” and not have it followed with “who escaped the restraints and ran naked around the hospital until she was tackled by two orderlies”
July 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I just want to hear “she’s the one” and not have it followed with “who escaped the restraints and ran naked around the hospital until she was tackled by two orderlies”
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“It was the weirdest thing. I opened my copy of the DSM-5 this morning and someone had hastily scrawled an addendum about how for people named Gregg Wallace can’t wear briefs, for sensory reasons. They can, however, wear a sock over their penis, which is a completely comfortable experience.”
Breaking: DSM-5 hastily updated to account for Gregg Wallace’s underpants
In breaking news, the DSM-5 has been updated in the last 24 hours to include plausible deniability for Gregg Wallace, specifically. The manual, used by psychologists to diagnose a range of conditions...
thedailytism.com
July 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
“It was the weirdest thing. I opened my copy of the DSM-5 this morning and someone had hastily scrawled an addendum about how for people named Gregg Wallace can’t wear briefs, for sensory reasons. They can, however, wear a sock over their penis, which is a completely comfortable experience.”
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American Psycho (2000)
July 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
American Psycho (2000)
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It's the fourth anniversary of that time I tweeted the wrong Sisters Of Mercy
July 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It's the fourth anniversary of that time I tweeted the wrong Sisters Of Mercy
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Having ADHD is like being stuck in a trickster god story except you are both the person being pranked and the trickster god and your life is a cycle of being pranked by yourself on accident.
June 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Having ADHD is like being stuck in a trickster god story except you are both the person being pranked and the trickster god and your life is a cycle of being pranked by yourself on accident.
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We all need a laugh today - so here’s a thread by @sararoseg.bsky.social of a retrospective of picture editor @elsawilliams.bsky.social ‘s best image choices.
In no particular order…
1) This child who’s inadvertently fucked it
In no particular order…
1) This child who’s inadvertently fucked it
Autistic toddler hitting all developmental milestones realises she’s inadvertently fucked it
An autistic toddler who has hit all of her developmental milestones on time has realised she may have unintentionally shot herself in the foot. Lottie Fitzgerald, three, displays a number of typical a...
thedailytism.com
June 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
We all need a laugh today - so here’s a thread by @sararoseg.bsky.social of a retrospective of picture editor @elsawilliams.bsky.social ‘s best image choices.
In no particular order…
1) This child who’s inadvertently fucked it
In no particular order…
1) This child who’s inadvertently fucked it
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Do yourself a solid and read through this amazing thread.
Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity
To skeet everything you ever wanted in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo
🧵👇🏻
To skeet everything you ever wanted in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo
🧵👇🏻
June 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Do yourself a solid and read through this amazing thread.
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This is FUCKING MINT
June 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This is FUCKING MINT
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Happy Bloomsday to all who celebrate
June 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Happy Bloomsday to all who celebrate
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Primal Scream announce new LP
June 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Primal Scream announce new LP
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Please enjoy this profoundly moving poem by Neyzen Tevfik (translated from Turkish)...
I won't call you a shit
The shit would feel bad
If a piece of you fell in shit
It would spoil the shit
The god kneaded your dough
With (literal) shit
Your mother gave birth to you accidentally
While shitting
I won't call you a shit
The shit would feel bad
If a piece of you fell in shit
It would spoil the shit
The god kneaded your dough
With (literal) shit
Your mother gave birth to you accidentally
While shitting
June 14, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Please enjoy this profoundly moving poem by Neyzen Tevfik (translated from Turkish)...
I won't call you a shit
The shit would feel bad
If a piece of you fell in shit
It would spoil the shit
The god kneaded your dough
With (literal) shit
Your mother gave birth to you accidentally
While shitting
I won't call you a shit
The shit would feel bad
If a piece of you fell in shit
It would spoil the shit
The god kneaded your dough
With (literal) shit
Your mother gave birth to you accidentally
While shitting
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It's #WorldGinDay
And #NationalBourbonDay
And #NationalRoséDay
Sponsored by Paracetamol 💊
@barneyfarmer.bsky.social
And #NationalBourbonDay
And #NationalRoséDay
Sponsored by Paracetamol 💊
@barneyfarmer.bsky.social
June 14, 2025 at 9:49 AM
It's #WorldGinDay
And #NationalBourbonDay
And #NationalRoséDay
Sponsored by Paracetamol 💊
@barneyfarmer.bsky.social
And #NationalBourbonDay
And #NationalRoséDay
Sponsored by Paracetamol 💊
@barneyfarmer.bsky.social