"You only live twice Mr Bond"
...one film later...
"Hello Sir Hilary Bray, who is definitely not James Bond who fucked up my cool volcano lair 2 years ago"
...one film later...
"Hello Sir Hilary Bray, who is definitely not James Bond who fucked up my cool volcano lair 2 years ago"
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
"You only live twice Mr Bond"
...one film later...
"Hello Sir Hilary Bray, who is definitely not James Bond who fucked up my cool volcano lair 2 years ago"
...one film later...
"Hello Sir Hilary Bray, who is definitely not James Bond who fucked up my cool volcano lair 2 years ago"
Christopher Wood wrote 19 Confessions... books then wrote my 2 favourite fun Bond films. So there's the answer: Bond needs a master of smut.
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Christopher Wood wrote 19 Confessions... books then wrote my 2 favourite fun Bond films. So there's the answer: Bond needs a master of smut.
Bond was great fun when no-one gave a shit about continuity. Since the auto-felch of the Craig years it's been a right chore, so maybe fixating on this will not deliver the next jolly wheeze a lot of us are hoping for
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Bond was great fun when no-one gave a shit about continuity. Since the auto-felch of the Craig years it's been a right chore, so maybe fixating on this will not deliver the next jolly wheeze a lot of us are hoping for
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Still possibly one of the greatest Armistice Day tweets of all time from the good old days on Twitter.
#inremembrance
#lestweforget
#cockdestroyer
#inremembrance
#lestweforget
#cockdestroyer
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Still possibly one of the greatest Armistice Day tweets of all time from the good old days on Twitter.
#inremembrance
#lestweforget
#cockdestroyer
#inremembrance
#lestweforget
#cockdestroyer
He looks like he's about to serenade it.
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
He looks like he's about to serenade it.
It seems I need to go the shops in the torrential rain
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It seems I need to go the shops in the torrential rain
Not sure about this: if I get arseholed in the swimming pool I will almost certainly drown
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Not sure about this: if I get arseholed in the swimming pool I will almost certainly drown
Nobody tell Glinner
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Nobody tell Glinner
Lovely bit of Greenwich autumn today
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Lovely bit of Greenwich autumn today
Oh I think that's enough for this week
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Oh I think that's enough for this week
Why do M&S insist on putting the cooking instructions on the food side of the label? What is possible benefit?
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Why do M&S insist on putting the cooking instructions on the food side of the label? What is possible benefit?
In Aliens, when they collect ammo clips off the Marines to stop them shooting the cooling system, Vasquez & Drake have the great big guns, so how come they hand over tiny things the size of matchboxes?
Anyway, nearly the weekend.
Anyway, nearly the weekend.
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
In Aliens, when they collect ammo clips off the Marines to stop them shooting the cooling system, Vasquez & Drake have the great big guns, so how come they hand over tiny things the size of matchboxes?
Anyway, nearly the weekend.
Anyway, nearly the weekend.
Hadn't listened to Weekender in ages and blimey it remains without weakness
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Hadn't listened to Weekender in ages and blimey it remains without weakness
Entertained by the idea that not-prince Andrew might seize on his congressional testimony as an opportunity to do the right thing. Because he has such a strong track record in this area.
November 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Entertained by the idea that not-prince Andrew might seize on his congressional testimony as an opportunity to do the right thing. Because he has such a strong track record in this area.
Never in my adult life has there been such a prolonged dismal selection of films at the cinema.
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Never in my adult life has there been such a prolonged dismal selection of films at the cinema.
This is the plot of almost every episode of Torchwood
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This is the plot of almost every episode of Torchwood
While this video might only seem relevant to former regulars/irregulars of The Rose in Southwark I think anyone who has had a flawed, beloved local then returned only to find it "improved", boarded up, demolished, turned into flats would get it too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoSM...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoSM...
The drinkers of The Rose
YouTube video by stingjack
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
While this video might only seem relevant to former regulars/irregulars of The Rose in Southwark I think anyone who has had a flawed, beloved local then returned only to find it "improved", boarded up, demolished, turned into flats would get it too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoSM...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoSM...
Hairdressers should offer a knitwear de-bobbling service: you come in for a haircut & they run a Remington Fuzzaway (or similar) over your jumpers. While-u-wait.
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Hairdressers should offer a knitwear de-bobbling service: you come in for a haircut & they run a Remington Fuzzaway (or similar) over your jumpers. While-u-wait.
Reposted by Hugh Keogh
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
Great work on 5 Live Breakfast finding a racist ex-Met copper to offer expert opinion on the latest prisoner release mishap. Maybe don't let them present racial profiling as justified without questioning them next time? Or maybe try a bit harder in general ffs
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Great work on 5 Live Breakfast finding a racist ex-Met copper to offer expert opinion on the latest prisoner release mishap. Maybe don't let them present racial profiling as justified without questioning them next time? Or maybe try a bit harder in general ffs
The man with the most suspiciously long football career has actually admitted this? He's obviously Cleon XVII or something
Tom Brady revealed Tuesday that a young dog of his is actually a clone created from a family pet who died almost two years ago.
Tom Brady reveals his dog is a clone of a family pet who died in 2023
Brady thanked a bioscience company for giving him and his family “a second chance with a clone of our beloved dog.”
wapo.st
November 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The man with the most suspiciously long football career has actually admitted this? He's obviously Cleon XVII or something
I bet this will be on some streaming channel I don't have. Typical.
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I bet this will be on some streaming channel I don't have. Typical.
RIP Guy Fawkes you would have loved chip & PIN
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
RIP Guy Fawkes you would have loved chip & PIN