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Allow me to regale you with some Welsh names for animals…
1. Ladybird = buwch goch gwta “short red cow”
2. Otter = dyfrgi or “waterdog”
3. Hamster = bochdew or “fat cheeks”
4. Jellyfish = cont y môr or “sea c*nt”
5. Caterpillar = Siani flewog or “hairy Jane”
1. Ladybird = buwch goch gwta “short red cow”
2. Otter = dyfrgi or “waterdog”
3. Hamster = bochdew or “fat cheeks”
4. Jellyfish = cont y môr or “sea c*nt”
5. Caterpillar = Siani flewog or “hairy Jane”
February 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Allow me to regale you with some Welsh names for animals…
1. Ladybird = buwch goch gwta “short red cow”
2. Otter = dyfrgi or “waterdog”
3. Hamster = bochdew or “fat cheeks”
4. Jellyfish = cont y môr or “sea c*nt”
5. Caterpillar = Siani flewog or “hairy Jane”
1. Ladybird = buwch goch gwta “short red cow”
2. Otter = dyfrgi or “waterdog”
3. Hamster = bochdew or “fat cheeks”
4. Jellyfish = cont y môr or “sea c*nt”
5. Caterpillar = Siani flewog or “hairy Jane”
Allow me to regale you with some Welsh names for animals…
1. Ladybird = buwch goch gwta “short red cow”
2. Otter = dyfrgi or “waterdog”
3. Hamster = bochdew or “fat cheeks”
4. Jellyfish = cont y môr or “sea c*nt”
5. Caterpillar = Siani flewog or “hairy Jane”
1. Ladybird = buwch goch gwta “short red cow”
2. Otter = dyfrgi or “waterdog”
3. Hamster = bochdew or “fat cheeks”
4. Jellyfish = cont y môr or “sea c*nt”
5. Caterpillar = Siani flewog or “hairy Jane”
February 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Allow me to regale you with some Welsh names for animals…
1. Ladybird = buwch goch gwta “short red cow”
2. Otter = dyfrgi or “waterdog”
3. Hamster = bochdew or “fat cheeks”
4. Jellyfish = cont y môr or “sea c*nt”
5. Caterpillar = Siani flewog or “hairy Jane”
1. Ladybird = buwch goch gwta “short red cow”
2. Otter = dyfrgi or “waterdog”
3. Hamster = bochdew or “fat cheeks”
4. Jellyfish = cont y môr or “sea c*nt”
5. Caterpillar = Siani flewog or “hairy Jane”
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Welsh Government have declared a Wales Six Nations of Sanctuary. Welsh rugby fans will be eligible for counselling, a £50 beer voucher to drown their sorrows and a season ticket for the Ospreys. 🏴🏉🥺
February 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Welsh Government have declared a Wales Six Nations of Sanctuary. Welsh rugby fans will be eligible for counselling, a £50 beer voucher to drown their sorrows and a season ticket for the Ospreys. 🏴🏉🥺
Welsh Government have declared a Wales Six Nations of Sanctuary. Welsh rugby fans will be eligible for counselling, a £50 beer voucher to drown their sorrows and a season ticket for the Ospreys. 🏴🏉🥺
February 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Welsh Government have declared a Wales Six Nations of Sanctuary. Welsh rugby fans will be eligible for counselling, a £50 beer voucher to drown their sorrows and a season ticket for the Ospreys. 🏴🏉🥺
A foreboding sign spotted in a lake in Pontycymer this morning... Is it a sign of impending doom at Twickenham? Or a sign that Dewi Lake will score 5 tries.....
February 7, 2026 at 9:55 AM
A foreboding sign spotted in a lake in Pontycymer this morning... Is it a sign of impending doom at Twickenham? Or a sign that Dewi Lake will score 5 tries.....
The Welsh Curling Championships took place in Tai Bach today. Reigning champion Dafydd Evans took the gold medal once again with nine pounder that didn't touch the side, scoring a 9.7 due to level of difficulty and technique.
February 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
The Welsh Curling Championships took place in Tai Bach today. Reigning champion Dafydd Evans took the gold medal once again with nine pounder that didn't touch the side, scoring a 9.7 due to level of difficulty and technique.
Pontypridd is a Welsh town located towards the bottom of the Rhondda valleys. At one point it boasted the longest railway platform in the world. Noted for its old bridge built in 1756 it was the longest single-span stone arch bridge in the world at the time.
February 4, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Pontypridd is a Welsh town located towards the bottom of the Rhondda valleys. At one point it boasted the longest railway platform in the world. Noted for its old bridge built in 1756 it was the longest single-span stone arch bridge in the world at the time.
Have you visited our shop? You really should.... 🙃 bollocks.wales
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February 1, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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How the Senedd looks right now.
Wonder how May will compare?
Wonder how May will compare?
January 30, 2026 at 7:40 AM
How the Senedd looks right now.
Wonder how May will compare?
Wonder how May will compare?
The Tyrranosauros Sex
February 1, 2026 at 9:21 AM
The Tyrranosauros Sex
Every bloody year... #santesdwynwen #burnsnight
January 25, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Every bloody year... #santesdwynwen #burnsnight
Nice to see Princess Anne out and about in McArthurGlen this morning. Spotted her outside Greggs, queueing for a doughnut.
January 23, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Nice to see Princess Anne out and about in McArthurGlen this morning. Spotted her outside Greggs, queueing for a doughnut.
Have you visited our shop? You really should.... 🙃 bollocks.wales
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January 22, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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The Senedd in numbers 📊
📊 26 years since it was established in 1999.
📊19 years since the Senedd building opened.
📊60 Members so far, rising to 96 from 2026.
📊Each MS will represent around 33,000 people across Wales.
📊 26 years since it was established in 1999.
📊19 years since the Senedd building opened.
📊60 Members so far, rising to 96 from 2026.
📊Each MS will represent around 33,000 people across Wales.
January 15, 2026 at 7:40 AM
The Senedd in numbers 📊
📊 26 years since it was established in 1999.
📊19 years since the Senedd building opened.
📊60 Members so far, rising to 96 from 2026.
📊Each MS will represent around 33,000 people across Wales.
📊 26 years since it was established in 1999.
📊19 years since the Senedd building opened.
📊60 Members so far, rising to 96 from 2026.
📊Each MS will represent around 33,000 people across Wales.
I'd start with Mar-a-Lago.....
Vance: If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.
January 22, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I'd start with Mar-a-Lago.....
Kier Starmer has announced a 73p investment in the newly announced HS92. The high-speed link will connect Brynaman and Pontardawe, bypassing Cwmgors. Locals are fuming.
January 22, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Kier Starmer has announced a 73p investment in the newly announced HS92. The high-speed link will connect Brynaman and Pontardawe, bypassing Cwmgors. Locals are fuming.
Archaeologists in Llandudno have discovered what is thought to be the oldest cave painting in Europe. It's thought to be an abstract symbol of fertility and was likely created by someone from Rhyl.
January 21, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Archaeologists in Llandudno have discovered what is thought to be the oldest cave painting in Europe. It's thought to be an abstract symbol of fertility and was likely created by someone from Rhyl.
Y Wyddfa. The highest mountain in Wales, England and Belgium.
January 21, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Y Wyddfa. The highest mountain in Wales, England and Belgium.
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The Crown Estate in Wales explained.
It controls much of the Welsh seabed, including rights for offshore wind.
It is not devolved, so income from Welsh seabed leases goes to the UK Treasury.
This has sparked debate about control and accountability.
#WalesExplained
It controls much of the Welsh seabed, including rights for offshore wind.
It is not devolved, so income from Welsh seabed leases goes to the UK Treasury.
This has sparked debate about control and accountability.
#WalesExplained
January 16, 2026 at 7:08 AM
The Crown Estate in Wales explained.
It controls much of the Welsh seabed, including rights for offshore wind.
It is not devolved, so income from Welsh seabed leases goes to the UK Treasury.
This has sparked debate about control and accountability.
#WalesExplained
It controls much of the Welsh seabed, including rights for offshore wind.
It is not devolved, so income from Welsh seabed leases goes to the UK Treasury.
This has sparked debate about control and accountability.
#WalesExplained
Halloumi in Welsh is called “gwichgaws” which literally translates as squeaky cheese. This is why it’s the best language in the world.
January 20, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Halloumi in Welsh is called “gwichgaws” which literally translates as squeaky cheese. This is why it’s the best language in the world.
A young male Aldi shopping trolley minus his handle in Maesteg. Young trolleys challenge alpha trolleys in the new year seeking a mate. His handle will grow back in the summer and he'll try again in 2027.
January 13, 2026 at 8:26 PM
A young male Aldi shopping trolley minus his handle in Maesteg. Young trolleys challenge alpha trolleys in the new year seeking a mate. His handle will grow back in the summer and he'll try again in 2027.
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New Senedd election poll has just dropped and it's quite astonishing.
January 13, 2026 at 6:40 PM
New Senedd election poll has just dropped and it's quite astonishing.
BRIAN CLOUGH, ROBIN HOOD, THE BLOKE FROM THE TUNES ADVERT IN THE 1970S, TORVILL AND DEAN, LORD BYRON, VICKY MCLURE..... YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEEEEEAATING (On penalties)
January 9, 2026 at 10:38 PM
BRIAN CLOUGH, ROBIN HOOD, THE BLOKE FROM THE TUNES ADVERT IN THE 1970S, TORVILL AND DEAN, LORD BYRON, VICKY MCLURE..... YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEEEEEAATING (On penalties)
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Wales is talked about often — but rarely on its own terms.
Welsh voices aren’t absent. They’re filtered, flattened, or ignored unless they fit UK-wide narratives shaped elsewhere.
Why Welsh Voices Still Struggle to Be Heard 👇
talking.wales/?p=3442
Welsh voices aren’t absent. They’re filtered, flattened, or ignored unless they fit UK-wide narratives shaped elsewhere.
Why Welsh Voices Still Struggle to Be Heard 👇
talking.wales/?p=3442
January 7, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Wales is talked about often — but rarely on its own terms.
Welsh voices aren’t absent. They’re filtered, flattened, or ignored unless they fit UK-wide narratives shaped elsewhere.
Why Welsh Voices Still Struggle to Be Heard 👇
talking.wales/?p=3442
Welsh voices aren’t absent. They’re filtered, flattened, or ignored unless they fit UK-wide narratives shaped elsewhere.
Why Welsh Voices Still Struggle to Be Heard 👇
talking.wales/?p=3442