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We have to remember, those brave men and women who gave their lives so we can enjoy the freedoms we have today....
November 9, 2025 at 10:29 AM
We have to remember, those brave men and women who gave their lives so we can enjoy the freedoms we have today....
Meanwhile up on Ynys Môn...
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Meanwhile up on Ynys Môn...
DC Sandwich Guy found NOT GUILTY!!!
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
DC Sandwich Guy found NOT GUILTY!!!
Fair play last nights Caerffili and district large vegetable society firework display was their best yet. It finished with this beauty, it's called the "Farage" apparently.
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Fair play last nights Caerffili and district large vegetable society firework display was their best yet. It finished with this beauty, it's called the "Farage" apparently.
They're all set for bonfire night in Blaenrhondda 🎆🧨🚒
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
They're all set for bonfire night in Blaenrhondda 🎆🧨🚒
Roath Park in the Welsh capital looking stunning this autumn…🍁🍂🍁🍂🍁
November 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Roath Park in the Welsh capital looking stunning this autumn…🍁🍂🍁🍂🍁
Right Wales, cultural survey time. What, in your locality, do you call one of these?
November 1, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Right Wales, cultural survey time. What, in your locality, do you call one of these?
Guto Knife Brân is a notorious trick or treater operating out of Gilwern. He's tagged so shouldn't be out after 8 tonight. Do not approach him and under no circumstances offer him any celebrations 🤬🎃🙌🏼🏴🐦🔪👍🏻
October 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Guto Knife Brân is a notorious trick or treater operating out of Gilwern. He's tagged so shouldn't be out after 8 tonight. Do not approach him and under no circumstances offer him any celebrations 🤬🎃🙌🏼🏴🐦🔪👍🏻
It's halloween in two days time.... Or Friday night if you live in Dolgellau. 🎃🧙👻
October 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It's halloween in two days time.... Or Friday night if you live in Dolgellau. 🎃🧙👻
If this wasn't part of your childhood Halloween in Wales then you were doing it wrong....🎃👻🤬 I can smell the burning swede now..... 🕯️🕯️🕯️
October 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
If this wasn't part of your childhood Halloween in Wales then you were doing it wrong....🎃👻🤬 I can smell the burning swede now..... 🕯️🕯️🕯️
Residents of Dolgellau give thanks to the Gods as the clocks on their microwaves, car radios, ovens and VHS players all tell the correct time for the first time in 6 months.
October 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Residents of Dolgellau give thanks to the Gods as the clocks on their microwaves, car radios, ovens and VHS players all tell the correct time for the first time in 6 months.
Following the historic victory by Plaid Cymru at the Caerffili Senedd by-election on Thursday, the 23rd of October 2025, graffiti appeared on the shutters of Reform's temporary offices in the town. This is our homage.
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October 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Following the historic victory by Plaid Cymru at the Caerffili Senedd by-election on Thursday, the 23rd of October 2025, graffiti appeared on the shutters of Reform's temporary offices in the town. This is our homage.
bollocks.wales/collections/...
bollocks.wales/collections/...
Landing in the online shop Sunday...
October 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Landing in the online shop Sunday...
Bloody woke unrepresentative adverts, sick of it. Doesn't reflect the Wales I live in....
October 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Bloody woke unrepresentative adverts, sick of it. Doesn't reflect the Wales I live in....
Remember the clocks go back an hour tonight, except in Caersws where they are only now celebrating the end of world war 2.
October 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Remember the clocks go back an hour tonight, except in Caersws where they are only now celebrating the end of world war 2.
It's happening.... 🌼🏴❌
October 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It's happening.... 🌼🏴❌
A message to the people of Caerpily.....
October 25, 2025 at 7:23 AM
A message to the people of Caerpily.....
C’mon good people of Caerffili, send a message of hope not hate across Wales 🏴❤️❌
October 22, 2025 at 11:45 AM
C’mon good people of Caerffili, send a message of hope not hate across Wales 🏴❤️❌
I ONCE PAID OVER £12,000,000
TO A WOMAN I HAD NO
RECOLLECTION OF EVER MEETING.
AND COULD NOT HAVE HAD SEX WITH IN MARCH 2001
BECAUSE I WAS AT PIZZA EXPRESS
WITH MY DAUGHTER BEATRICE
ON THE DAY IN QUESTION.
TO A WOMAN I HAD NO
RECOLLECTION OF EVER MEETING.
AND COULD NOT HAVE HAD SEX WITH IN MARCH 2001
BECAUSE I WAS AT PIZZA EXPRESS
WITH MY DAUGHTER BEATRICE
ON THE DAY IN QUESTION.
October 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I ONCE PAID OVER £12,000,000
TO A WOMAN I HAD NO
RECOLLECTION OF EVER MEETING.
AND COULD NOT HAVE HAD SEX WITH IN MARCH 2001
BECAUSE I WAS AT PIZZA EXPRESS
WITH MY DAUGHTER BEATRICE
ON THE DAY IN QUESTION.
TO A WOMAN I HAD NO
RECOLLECTION OF EVER MEETING.
AND COULD NOT HAVE HAD SEX WITH IN MARCH 2001
BECAUSE I WAS AT PIZZA EXPRESS
WITH MY DAUGHTER BEATRICE
ON THE DAY IN QUESTION.
116 children didn't come home from school that day. Never forget. Aberfan 💔
October 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
116 children didn't come home from school that day. Never forget. Aberfan 💔
A Reform spokesman appeared on S4C ahead of the Caerffili by-election. Why on earth would anyone vote for these?
October 20, 2025 at 9:31 AM
A Reform spokesman appeared on S4C ahead of the Caerffili by-election. Why on earth would anyone vote for these?
Llanelli town centre as viewed from the roof of the old Tescos. The red colour is why the local rugby team are known as “The Scarlets”. The clay used to make the tiles come from Trimsaran. They've been exported across the world for centuries, even as far as Italy!
October 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Llanelli town centre as viewed from the roof of the old Tescos. The red colour is why the local rugby team are known as “The Scarlets”. The clay used to make the tiles come from Trimsaran. They've been exported across the world for centuries, even as far as Italy!
This is NOT a spoof, I repeat THIS IS NOT A SPOOF.... 😂
October 19, 2025 at 8:37 AM
This is NOT a spoof, I repeat THIS IS NOT A SPOOF.... 😂
Google Welsh Bollocks and enter our shop of uniquely Welsh designs. Free delivery on orders over £50 and pay in 3 with klarna 🏴🙏🏼👍
October 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Google Welsh Bollocks and enter our shop of uniquely Welsh designs. Free delivery on orders over £50 and pay in 3 with klarna 🏴🙏🏼👍
"And that was taxpayer funds by the Lesbian Canal Boaters"
October 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"And that was taxpayer funds by the Lesbian Canal Boaters"