Brian O'Blivion
@calvinpeeing.bsky.social
Nuclear today for a better tomorrow
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
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every powerful man at the vanguard of this AI stuff is 6 months away from believing using autocorrect is the same as looking into the eyes of god (if they're not there already)
and every single one of them needs to go
and every single one of them needs to go
January 5, 2026 at 12:28 AM
every powerful man at the vanguard of this AI stuff is 6 months away from believing using autocorrect is the same as looking into the eyes of god (if they're not there already)
and every single one of them needs to go
and every single one of them needs to go
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if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
Not now kitten, mommy is linking Mark Cuban to r/selfsuck
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Not now kitten, mommy is linking Mark Cuban to r/selfsuck
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We will never be free as long as Microsoft Teams exists
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 AM
We will never be free as long as Microsoft Teams exists
non-euclidian breakfast
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
non-euclidian breakfast
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A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy
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Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
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It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
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if simply associating with depraved pedophiles is enough to get a professor fired how is anyone ever going to learn economics
#BREAKING: Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will immediately leave his role as an instructor at Harvard while the University investigates his ties to child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
Summers Will Not Finish Semester of Teaching as Harvard Investigates Epstein Ties | News | The Harvard Crimson
Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will immediately leave his role as an instructor at Harvard while the University investigates his ties to child sex trafficker Jeffrey E. Epstein.
www.thecrimson.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
if simply associating with depraved pedophiles is enough to get a professor fired how is anyone ever going to learn economics
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it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
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my trash talk is mid bc I’m a sweetie at heart
October 8, 2024 at 3:21 PM
my trash talk is mid bc I’m a sweetie at heart
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mr trump as your comms strategist i can only encourage you to keep depicting yourself as a mad king dumping shit on people
Trump's Truth Social account just posted this AI video of him flying a fighter jet that reads "King Trump."
AI Trump is wearing a crown while he dumps shit on protesters. He's such a pathetic little man.
AI Trump is wearing a crown while he dumps shit on protesters. He's such a pathetic little man.
October 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
mr trump as your comms strategist i can only encourage you to keep depicting yourself as a mad king dumping shit on people
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I just think I’d feel better if I spent $400
June 14, 2024 at 7:04 PM
I just think I’d feel better if I spent $400
Only real merch freaks ask what blanks a band is printing on. Sicko identifier
October 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Only real merch freaks ask what blanks a band is printing on. Sicko identifier
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among biblical scholars there's little disagreement that, when it comes to plagues, the "good one" is frogs
October 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
among biblical scholars there's little disagreement that, when it comes to plagues, the "good one" is frogs
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whole nother day coming tomorrow, they’re saying
September 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
whole nother day coming tomorrow, they’re saying
Thinking about style icon Mark Ibold
September 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Thinking about style icon Mark Ibold
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The car wash needs to be slower. It’s great in there. Make it thirty minutes. I will pay extra for the inconvenience
August 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The car wash needs to be slower. It’s great in there. Make it thirty minutes. I will pay extra for the inconvenience
I'm addicted to looking up aneurysms every time I have a migraine.
"This'll help," I think to myself.
"This'll help," I think to myself.
August 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I'm addicted to looking up aneurysms every time I have a migraine.
"This'll help," I think to myself.
"This'll help," I think to myself.
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"You're in a leftwing echo chamber" Man, I live in America. No I'm not.
August 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"You're in a leftwing echo chamber" Man, I live in America. No I'm not.
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