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bulldogbundtcake.bsky.social
@bulldogbundtcake.bsky.social
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Professional Clown/Bug Lover/Fat Cat Squeezer
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gonzo.bsky.social
Apparenty I waz tha " feline bill maher' ??
Screenshot of a Gonzo post featuring a picture of an orange and white cat captioned "human things are just so so stupid, what us wrong with you guts?" in catspeak. A reply from reductionistparty.bsky.social says, "don't look so smug, Gonzo the ca'at. You're the feline Bill Maher. And what's with the pretentious extra a in your name and the apostrophe?" Gonzo replies, "fuck off."
December 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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spidermax3000.bsky.social
#invertefest
Periodical #cicada - Magicicada sp.
(Shot near Cincinnati 6-1-25) 🪲🪳🪰 #photography #macrophotography #wildlifephotography #wildlife #nature #animal #invertebrate #insect #bug #bugsky #ento
A periodical cicada (Magicicada sp.) on a leaf turned away from the camera to face the top left of frame.
December 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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timcarvell.bsky.social
This is giving unmistakable "argument in the car on the way home" vibes and Sam is going to lose so, so badly.
papapishu.bsky.social Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10d
Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle in 1979 at Muppets Go Hollywood
December 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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kenjennings.bsky.social
It’s the time of year when your bougie grocery store has the most fkd-up novelty cheeses imaginable. Goat cheese with gingerbread in it. Pesto gouda. Mango Wensleydale. Cheese law means nothing out there this week.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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pftompkins.bsky.social
I wish the Grinch were real just so he could be murdered on television
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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cait.bsky.social
yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
derzquist.net Anders @derzquist.net · 11d
So did Havana Syndrome get sorted out?
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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shiningangelx.bsky.social
stop using bottle-blonde as an insult. the hottest women on earth have a totally prepackaged plastic aesthetic and i will fight for them to my dying breath. i will lay down my life for lip fillers, gummi bears, hair bleach, lash extensions, tummy tucks, and botox. i will die for bimbos to live
October 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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suss2hyphens.bsky.social
Guy threatening to stab someone else meme. The guy in a defensive stance is labeled "Time Magazine" the guy with the knife is labeled "The dictionary"
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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cait.bsky.social
"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
September 28, 2023 at 8:49 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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hazelmonforton.com
for the emperor
A cat in the fancy litter box like in the quoted post, but the litter box is photoshopped to look like Ultramarine armor and the cat has a red eye implant. They're facing off against Chaos Space Marines. Thank you to @caitlinroseboyle.com for making this for me. We are truly in our WH40k era.
December 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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atherton.bsky.social
tis the season
[Tumblr] vigilantsycamore Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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horsejeans.bsky.social
Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)
@boocanan.bsky.social for many reasons i don't necessarily subscribe to the platonic christian imagery of demons walking among humans but dog. his name is fucking Mr. Beast and he sells insane garbage to children. that is the work of a ClipArt ass red devil with the horns and pitchfork and goat hooves
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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captaintoosh.bsky.social
Time to post this again🎄
December 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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garrettmartin.bsky.social
jesus christ looney tunes
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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hazelmonforton.com
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
Okay bear with me. My amazing friend Robyn (@haykebyr.bsky.social) did this amazing image based on my stupid ass joke. It's Miss Piggy photoshopped into some Sister of Battle armour, with the white bob haircut and a fleur de lys tattoo on her cheek and everything. Except she's got pink satin gloves on. The caption is "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is Only Moi" because that's the whole joke. Thank you.
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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cait.bsky.social
this is the type of gadget a man would use to murder his wife in an episode of Columbo set in 2025
amybrown.xyz amy brown @amybrown.xyz · Nov 28
new way to die just dropped. and it's on sale
a Homemedics Premium Steam Sauna, now $199.99 for Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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ityslmemes.com
thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Comic: Panel one: “these soft bodied aliens operate mech suits” Panel two: “their plan: invade earth” and the aliens are jumping out of the ship towards earth. Panel three: they are really small and they crash landed in a marsh and are being terror a limpkin (snail eating water bird)
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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papapishu.bsky.social
moe when bart pranks him holding the phone
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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jmritchey.bsky.social
"Abstract nude"
Tom Servo painted a pinky-fleshy shade on MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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hazelmonforton.com
Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!
The dad from Coraline, sitting at his computer and looking like the most tired and disheveled person who has ever existed.
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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daisyowl.com
maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM