Paul
@brzz.bsky.social
Programming (Senior iOS/macOS Dev)👨🏼💻
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Tech 🤖
Video games 👾
Pop culture 🍿
Manga/Anime 🇯🇵
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What We Do In The Shadows was such a good show
December 18, 2024 at 1:19 AM
What We Do In The Shadows was such a good show
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idk why the winner of a ufc fight has to talk to joe rogan they should make the loser do that
December 1, 2024 at 12:54 AM
idk why the winner of a ufc fight has to talk to joe rogan they should make the loser do that
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i'm ready to migrate over to using bluesky full-time now that they've finally copied the rate-limiting feature from twitter that i missed so much here
July 23, 2023 at 9:32 PM
i'm ready to migrate over to using bluesky full-time now that they've finally copied the rate-limiting feature from twitter that i missed so much here
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loved the realism in the new mission impossible of a programmer saying "yeah I can get this impossible thing done but only if nobody bothers me for several days"
July 16, 2023 at 1:00 PM
loved the realism in the new mission impossible of a programmer saying "yeah I can get this impossible thing done but only if nobody bothers me for several days"
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Do not go gentle into that good night
July 9, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Do not go gentle into that good night
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[ gets death tarot card ]
me: i've heard it's really not that bad
blackjack dealer: idk seems kinda bad
me: i've heard it's really not that bad
blackjack dealer: idk seems kinda bad
July 10, 2023 at 7:37 PM
[ gets death tarot card ]
me: i've heard it's really not that bad
blackjack dealer: idk seems kinda bad
me: i've heard it's really not that bad
blackjack dealer: idk seems kinda bad
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Telescopes probably use mirrors which means there is absolutely no way to know how many vampires there are in space.
July 10, 2023 at 7:47 PM
Telescopes probably use mirrors which means there is absolutely no way to know how many vampires there are in space.
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Just because I choose not to drink doesn't automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice, which I've also made.
July 10, 2023 at 8:36 PM
Just because I choose not to drink doesn't automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice, which I've also made.
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banned from gardening forum for saying "it was me" every time someone posted and said "help, something is eating my tomatoes"
July 9, 2023 at 9:39 PM
banned from gardening forum for saying "it was me" every time someone posted and said "help, something is eating my tomatoes"
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"after all...its not like they can use it again in some one else's mai tai"
July 8, 2023 at 12:33 AM
"after all...its not like they can use it again in some one else's mai tai"
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[intently gazing out the window for my sandwich delivery guy like a widowed sailor’s wife longingly staring at the sea]
July 5, 2023 at 4:49 PM
[intently gazing out the window for my sandwich delivery guy like a widowed sailor’s wife longingly staring at the sea]
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[first day at Domino's]
Manager: oh and one more thing: don't fuck the pizzas
Me: haha
Asst Manager: seriously, don't fuck them
Cook: dont fuck the pizzas dude
Me: I'm n-
Customer: that guy's not gonna fuck my pizza is he?
Manager: not if he wants to keep his job he wont.
Manager: oh and one more thing: don't fuck the pizzas
Me: haha
Asst Manager: seriously, don't fuck them
Cook: dont fuck the pizzas dude
Me: I'm n-
Customer: that guy's not gonna fuck my pizza is he?
Manager: not if he wants to keep his job he wont.
July 4, 2023 at 5:20 AM
[first day at Domino's]
Manager: oh and one more thing: don't fuck the pizzas
Me: haha
Asst Manager: seriously, don't fuck them
Cook: dont fuck the pizzas dude
Me: I'm n-
Customer: that guy's not gonna fuck my pizza is he?
Manager: not if he wants to keep his job he wont.
Manager: oh and one more thing: don't fuck the pizzas
Me: haha
Asst Manager: seriously, don't fuck them
Cook: dont fuck the pizzas dude
Me: I'm n-
Customer: that guy's not gonna fuck my pizza is he?
Manager: not if he wants to keep his job he wont.
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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you, fake fan: cheering when indiana jones appears on screen
me, true stan: cheering when there’s a red line moving on a map to show how indiana jones got somewhere
me, true stan: cheering when there’s a red line moving on a map to show how indiana jones got somewhere
July 1, 2023 at 7:19 PM
you, fake fan: cheering when indiana jones appears on screen
me, true stan: cheering when there’s a red line moving on a map to show how indiana jones got somewhere
me, true stan: cheering when there’s a red line moving on a map to show how indiana jones got somewhere
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Banned from the escape room place for immediately punching through the drywall and grabbing a handful of live wires.
July 3, 2023 at 2:01 AM
Banned from the escape room place for immediately punching through the drywall and grabbing a handful of live wires.