Julie
@britpid.bsky.social
Brit in America. Love (in no particular order) books, British TV and comedy, music, and dogs.
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Dawn had to keep reminding herself that this was just temporary, and she was only doing it to put herself through law school.
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Dawn had to keep reminding herself that this was just temporary, and she was only doing it to put herself through law school.
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THIS IS A BRAND NEW COMIC I'M SHOWING IT TO BLUESKY FIRST I LOVE BLUESKY PLEASE FOLLOW ME ON BLUESKY AND ALSO LIKE ME
July 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
THIS IS A BRAND NEW COMIC I'M SHOWING IT TO BLUESKY FIRST I LOVE BLUESKY PLEASE FOLLOW ME ON BLUESKY AND ALSO LIKE ME
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[Me in the Wimbledon final]
*bounces ball ready to serve*
*drops ball*
*accidentally kicks it*
*runs round court chasing it*
"SORRY, EVERYONE"
*bounces ball ready to serve*
*drops ball*
*accidentally kicks it*
*runs round court chasing it*
"SORRY, EVERYONE"
July 3, 2025 at 8:45 AM
[Me in the Wimbledon final]
*bounces ball ready to serve*
*drops ball*
*accidentally kicks it*
*runs round court chasing it*
"SORRY, EVERYONE"
*bounces ball ready to serve*
*drops ball*
*accidentally kicks it*
*runs round court chasing it*
"SORRY, EVERYONE"
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Owning a home comes with many hidden costs. In addition to the regular expense of a mortgage, taxes, and utilities, you will also need to spend $20 at the hardware store every single day for the rest of your life
June 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Owning a home comes with many hidden costs. In addition to the regular expense of a mortgage, taxes, and utilities, you will also need to spend $20 at the hardware store every single day for the rest of your life
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I was engulfed in flames at a family barbecue, so I stopped, dropped, and rolled but I bumped into someone who ignited as well, and within minutes there were 20 people on fire rolling around in the garden.
February 8, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I was engulfed in flames at a family barbecue, so I stopped, dropped, and rolled but I bumped into someone who ignited as well, and within minutes there were 20 people on fire rolling around in the garden.
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Do you want to go out for tea?
No thanks I’ve got a meatball sub waiting for me at home
The meatball sub
No thanks I’ve got a meatball sub waiting for me at home
The meatball sub
February 8, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Do you want to go out for tea?
No thanks I’ve got a meatball sub waiting for me at home
The meatball sub
No thanks I’ve got a meatball sub waiting for me at home
The meatball sub
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Me: how do I do my taxes
Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
January 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Me: how do I do my taxes
Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
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Marvin stared at the painting of his great grandfather, who had survived two wars, worked three jobs to support his fourteen children, and eventually died saving a box full of kittens from a fire, and thought to himself, "You know, if I knocked that over, I could sleep on it."
January 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Marvin stared at the painting of his great grandfather, who had survived two wars, worked three jobs to support his fourteen children, and eventually died saving a box full of kittens from a fire, and thought to himself, "You know, if I knocked that over, I could sleep on it."
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Bagpuss plays Come On Eileen
January 18, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Bagpuss plays Come On Eileen
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As Gloria’s lifeless body lay in the corner, Phillip sat and admired his haul. He felt no remorse. The woman had been a fool to have trusted him, and she’d deserved her fate.
November 30, 2024 at 5:11 PM
As Gloria’s lifeless body lay in the corner, Phillip sat and admired his haul. He felt no remorse. The woman had been a fool to have trusted him, and she’d deserved her fate.
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Me, when the first few people leave Bake Off: Ah, shame, I’ll miss them.
Me, when they’re on the final show: Who the fuck is THAT? #gbbo
Me, when they’re on the final show: Who the fuck is THAT? #gbbo
November 26, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Me, when the first few people leave Bake Off: Ah, shame, I’ll miss them.
Me, when they’re on the final show: Who the fuck is THAT? #gbbo
Me, when they’re on the final show: Who the fuck is THAT? #gbbo
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“I bring you news from the front, m’lord. Food bowls are empty, litter boxes are full, and the natives are getting restless.”
November 24, 2024 at 8:39 PM
“I bring you news from the front, m’lord. Food bowls are empty, litter boxes are full, and the natives are getting restless.”
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brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back
May 17, 2024 at 12:56 PM
brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back
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I’ve started walking laps of the garden to raise money for Captain Tom’s family’s legal fees
November 21, 2024 at 1:27 PM
I’ve started walking laps of the garden to raise money for Captain Tom’s family’s legal fees
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[caveman enters his dimly lit cave after a long day hunting]
HIM: Oh, I see you redecorated.
HER: Yep! Moved rock over there, carcasses on that side, and put up some new art! [points to her finger-painting on the south wall]
𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓮
𝓕𝓮𝓮𝓭
𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴
HIM: Oh, I see you redecorated.
HER: Yep! Moved rock over there, carcasses on that side, and put up some new art! [points to her finger-painting on the south wall]
𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓮
𝓕𝓮𝓮𝓭
𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴
November 20, 2024 at 12:05 PM
[caveman enters his dimly lit cave after a long day hunting]
HIM: Oh, I see you redecorated.
HER: Yep! Moved rock over there, carcasses on that side, and put up some new art! [points to her finger-painting on the south wall]
𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓮
𝓕𝓮𝓮𝓭
𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴
HIM: Oh, I see you redecorated.
HER: Yep! Moved rock over there, carcasses on that side, and put up some new art! [points to her finger-painting on the south wall]
𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓮
𝓕𝓮𝓮𝓭
𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴
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- Housebroken
- Great with kids and adults
- Thrice-divorced
- Masters in English Literature
- Marxist
- Loves to cuddle
- Great with kids and adults
- Thrice-divorced
- Masters in English Literature
- Marxist
- Loves to cuddle
November 18, 2024 at 2:28 PM
- Housebroken
- Great with kids and adults
- Thrice-divorced
- Masters in English Literature
- Marxist
- Loves to cuddle
- Great with kids and adults
- Thrice-divorced
- Masters in English Literature
- Marxist
- Loves to cuddle
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Of all the depressing aspects of this photo, to me, the most depressing part is that Don Jr is holding up the fries like he got a special big boy treat.
Parents will say we’re gonna start eating healthier around here and then do this after you go to bed.
November 17, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Of all the depressing aspects of this photo, to me, the most depressing part is that Don Jr is holding up the fries like he got a special big boy treat.
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But Muuuuuuuum, I don't want to learn to Joust!
November 16, 2024 at 8:16 AM
But Muuuuuuuum, I don't want to learn to Joust!
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Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.
November 14, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.
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my self-driving car ran three people over before I remembered it was just my regular car
November 13, 2024 at 7:45 PM
my self-driving car ran three people over before I remembered it was just my regular car
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A good way to leave a conversation is to suddenly crouch down and scuttle away sideways like a crab
November 12, 2024 at 1:04 PM
A good way to leave a conversation is to suddenly crouch down and scuttle away sideways like a crab