Mick Lynch's Fan Club
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Dirty woke leftie. Idiot. Make racists afraid again. Mother of chip baguettes. Fascinate me with cheese. Praise Ra. Bipetsual. Join a Union. Please tell your pet that I love them. Listen up, tens, a 4 is speaking. AuDHD. #YoureSafeWithMe
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Hi, loves.
Just to refresh you, if you're the sort of cunt that thinks setting fire to a hotel and waving a flag around whilst you do it is cool and somehow means you're "protecting are kids", please get the fuck away from me.
Thank you. x
Just to refresh you, if you're the sort of cunt that thinks setting fire to a hotel and waving a flag around whilst you do it is cool and somehow means you're "protecting are kids", please get the fuck away from me.
Thank you. x
How me and James Brown are the same :
Both of us are "Bewildered" (him because he's lost in a dream of you, me because it's Sunday);
Both of us are 5 ft 6 and a Rizla;
We both want you to "Get Up, Get On Up", him so you can be like a sex machine, me so I can hoover the stairs).
Both of us are "Bewildered" (him because he's lost in a dream of you, me because it's Sunday);
Both of us are 5 ft 6 and a Rizla;
We both want you to "Get Up, Get On Up", him so you can be like a sex machine, me so I can hoover the stairs).
December 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
How me and James Brown are the same :
Both of us are "Bewildered" (him because he's lost in a dream of you, me because it's Sunday);
Both of us are 5 ft 6 and a Rizla;
We both want you to "Get Up, Get On Up", him so you can be like a sex machine, me so I can hoover the stairs).
Both of us are "Bewildered" (him because he's lost in a dream of you, me because it's Sunday);
Both of us are 5 ft 6 and a Rizla;
We both want you to "Get Up, Get On Up", him so you can be like a sex machine, me so I can hoover the stairs).
Here come the girls!
December 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Here come the girls!
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And this is the purpose of technology. To make difficult tasks easier.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
And this is the purpose of technology. To make difficult tasks easier.
Me asking the Thermostat Commandant to put on the radiators;
December 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Me asking the Thermostat Commandant to put on the radiators;
Christmas recovery position.
December 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Christmas recovery position.
If you're a fan of a Christmas Eve ghost story, I'd highly recommend #JonBriggsChristmasGhostStories.
One a year (Christmas Eve) since 2015. Great stuff.
One a year (Christmas Eve) since 2015. Great stuff.
December 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
If you're a fan of a Christmas Eve ghost story, I'd highly recommend #JonBriggsChristmasGhostStories.
One a year (Christmas Eve) since 2015. Great stuff.
One a year (Christmas Eve) since 2015. Great stuff.
"Are you ready for Christmas?"
*Arranges selection of elasticated and stretchy clothes on bed*
Yes. Yes I am.
*Arranges selection of elasticated and stretchy clothes on bed*
Yes. Yes I am.
December 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
"Are you ready for Christmas?"
*Arranges selection of elasticated and stretchy clothes on bed*
Yes. Yes I am.
*Arranges selection of elasticated and stretchy clothes on bed*
Yes. Yes I am.
Always sisterhood, never cis-terhood
December 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Always sisterhood, never cis-terhood
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December 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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I hope no one here needs this information but if you think you may need some support here are some useful helplines open over Christmas. Take care of yourselves and each other.
December 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I hope no one here needs this information but if you think you may need some support here are some useful helplines open over Christmas. Take care of yourselves and each other.
Zoom in on this bloody poser. 🙄
December 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Zoom in on this bloody poser. 🙄
Imagine a world where people remember women are someone, not someone's.
December 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Imagine a world where people remember women are someone, not someone's.
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I’m in favor of right wing influencers challenging real boxers to beat them senseless. Never been a boxing fan but if this becomes a trend it might change my mind.
December 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m in favor of right wing influencers challenging real boxers to beat them senseless. Never been a boxing fan but if this becomes a trend it might change my mind.
Unfortunate juxtaposition
December 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Unfortunate juxtaposition
This, but unfortunately I have plenty of childhood memories I would like to not remember.
December 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This, but unfortunately I have plenty of childhood memories I would like to not remember.
I guess we'll never know where Sky went. 🤷🏼♀️
December 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I guess we'll never know where Sky went. 🤷🏼♀️
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This is Deejay. He wanted to offer you a big nose and tiny tongue during this trying time. 14/10 (IG: deejayelgolden)
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This is Deejay. He wanted to offer you a big nose and tiny tongue during this trying time. 14/10 (IG: deejayelgolden)
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Morning Grinch Paws
December 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Morning Grinch Paws
See, multiple tabs being open at the same time has always been available!
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
See, multiple tabs being open at the same time has always been available!
Good afternoon only to me, who has always wanted a fresh wreath for their front door but never bought one. Except for this year, when I accidentally sent it to my old address. 🫠
December 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Good afternoon only to me, who has always wanted a fresh wreath for their front door but never bought one. Except for this year, when I accidentally sent it to my old address. 🫠
When you're at the find out part of the fuckery you've inflicted on others.
Remember, loves; we can have a difference of opinion on whether or not we like sweeties, but never about a group of people's right to, you know, exist.
And don't get it twisted.
Remember, loves; we can have a difference of opinion on whether or not we like sweeties, but never about a group of people's right to, you know, exist.
And don't get it twisted.
Graham Linehan has such little self-awareness he *really* doesn’t understand how totally unhinged he seems in his ‘woe is me’ batshit crazy ranting! 😬
He’s the ‘cautionary tale’ of what obsessive ‘gender critical’ transphobia leads to: no friends, no life, and spaghetti carbonara for one!
He’s the ‘cautionary tale’ of what obsessive ‘gender critical’ transphobia leads to: no friends, no life, and spaghetti carbonara for one!
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
When you're at the find out part of the fuckery you've inflicted on others.
Remember, loves; we can have a difference of opinion on whether or not we like sweeties, but never about a group of people's right to, you know, exist.
And don't get it twisted.
Remember, loves; we can have a difference of opinion on whether or not we like sweeties, but never about a group of people's right to, you know, exist.
And don't get it twisted.