Mick Lynch's Fan Club
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Dirty woke leftie. Idiot. Make racists afraid again. Mother of chip baguettes. Fascinate me with cheese. Praise Ra. Bipetsual. Join a Union. Please tell your pet that I love them. Listen up, tens, a 4 is speaking. AuDHD. #YoureSafeWithMe
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Hi, loves.
Just to refresh you, if you're the sort of cunt that thinks setting fire to a hotel and waving a flag around whilst you do it is cool and somehow means you're "protecting are kids", please get the fuck away from me.
Thank you. x
Just to refresh you, if you're the sort of cunt that thinks setting fire to a hotel and waving a flag around whilst you do it is cool and somehow means you're "protecting are kids", please get the fuck away from me.
Thank you. x
Happy St Pancakes Day to all who celebrate.
February 17, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Happy St Pancakes Day to all who celebrate.
2 would be ace, but imagine 5 and ensuring My Enemies never enjoy buttered toast again.
*Mwah ha ha!*
*Mwah ha ha!*
February 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
2 would be ace, but imagine 5 and ensuring My Enemies never enjoy buttered toast again.
*Mwah ha ha!*
*Mwah ha ha!*
"I'm still young and hip", I comfort myself, as I have a silent disco in the kitchen and recreate the opening dance to Adam Ant's "Prince Charming".
My body :
My body :
February 13, 2026 at 4:35 AM
"I'm still young and hip", I comfort myself, as I have a silent disco in the kitchen and recreate the opening dance to Adam Ant's "Prince Charming".
My body :
My body :
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Guess I'm going to need to crumble a l'il bit of my Citalopram into the Felix each evening, then.
Sorry, cats.
Sorry, cats.
February 10, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Guess I'm going to need to crumble a l'il bit of my Citalopram into the Felix each evening, then.
Sorry, cats.
Sorry, cats.
Seeing as Valentine's Day is coming up, I just want to say; if you have ever liked me, and think I might like you back, please keep it to yourself. I have terrible taste in men, so not only do you probably need to work on yourself, you should also consider some therapy. Thanks. 😻
February 8, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Seeing as Valentine's Day is coming up, I just want to say; if you have ever liked me, and think I might like you back, please keep it to yourself. I have terrible taste in men, so not only do you probably need to work on yourself, you should also consider some therapy. Thanks. 😻
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Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Me: I will buy a mandoline slicer. This will be a valuable edition to my kitchen. I will show my children how safe it is by slicing cheese with it.
My thumb : HOLD MY BEER.
My thumb : HOLD MY BEER.
February 6, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Me: I will buy a mandoline slicer. This will be a valuable edition to my kitchen. I will show my children how safe it is by slicing cheese with it.
My thumb : HOLD MY BEER.
My thumb : HOLD MY BEER.
Loot that drops after defeating me;
About 2 quid in small coins;
A pocket of bird seed so I can feed my beautiful pigeons on my travels;
At least six dog treats and a roll of poo bags;
28 snotty, used, tissues;
Six tramadol and probably quite a bit of piss.
About 2 quid in small coins;
A pocket of bird seed so I can feed my beautiful pigeons on my travels;
At least six dog treats and a roll of poo bags;
28 snotty, used, tissues;
Six tramadol and probably quite a bit of piss.
Loot that drops after defeating me:
Biros
1970s star wars figures
List of things to draw
Heart monitor
Depression
Biros
1970s star wars figures
List of things to draw
Heart monitor
Depression
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- dog treats
- big bunch of keys
- multitool pliers
- at least one random 28mm miniature
- those pecorino biscuits that go really well with gin
- dog treats
- big bunch of keys
- multitool pliers
- at least one random 28mm miniature
- those pecorino biscuits that go really well with gin
February 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me;
About 2 quid in small coins;
A pocket of bird seed so I can feed my beautiful pigeons on my travels;
At least six dog treats and a roll of poo bags;
28 snotty, used, tissues;
Six tramadol and probably quite a bit of piss.
About 2 quid in small coins;
A pocket of bird seed so I can feed my beautiful pigeons on my travels;
At least six dog treats and a roll of poo bags;
28 snotty, used, tissues;
Six tramadol and probably quite a bit of piss.
When your fluffiest cat has started to wait for, then herd you, to your bedroom for cuddles.
February 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
When your fluffiest cat has started to wait for, then herd you, to your bedroom for cuddles.
When you thought you'd had your last ever period in October last year, but that raggedy bitch turns up all a la Columbo 5 days into February, so you have to start the countdown to menopause all over again.
an elderly woman in a red shirt says enough already
ALT: an elderly woman in a red shirt says enough already
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
When you thought you'd had your last ever period in October last year, but that raggedy bitch turns up all a la Columbo 5 days into February, so you have to start the countdown to menopause all over again.
Sean Bean realising that RSPB stands for the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds, and not the Royal Society for the Prevention of BASTARDS.
#GetBirding #GetBirdingWithSeanBean
#GetBirding #GetBirdingWithSeanBean
a man in a green military uniform stands in front of tents
ALT: a man in a green military uniform stands in front of tents
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Sean Bean realising that RSPB stands for the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds, and not the Royal Society for the Prevention of BASTARDS.
#GetBirding #GetBirdingWithSeanBean
#GetBirding #GetBirdingWithSeanBean
It was lovely, but FFS, find someone else to do Kermit's voice. It's been almost 10 years and it's still very wrong (bring back Steve Whitmire!)
I'm now a Sabrina Carpenter fan; she was the perfect guest.
#TheMuppetShow
I'm now a Sabrina Carpenter fan; she was the perfect guest.
#TheMuppetShow
Ok, here we go #TheMuppetShow
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
It was lovely, but FFS, find someone else to do Kermit's voice. It's been almost 10 years and it's still very wrong (bring back Steve Whitmire!)
I'm now a Sabrina Carpenter fan; she was the perfect guest.
#TheMuppetShow
I'm now a Sabrina Carpenter fan; she was the perfect guest.
#TheMuppetShow
Oh, this is me.
February 3, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Oh, this is me.
*Bring Dogbert for walk;
*Clean and dry Dogbert's muddy paws;
*Clean floor where Dogbert's muddy paws went;
*Dogbert goes straight into the garden and re-muds up her paws.
*Clean and dry Dogbert's muddy paws;
*Clean floor where Dogbert's muddy paws went;
*Dogbert goes straight into the garden and re-muds up her paws.
February 2, 2026 at 6:39 AM
*Bring Dogbert for walk;
*Clean and dry Dogbert's muddy paws;
*Clean floor where Dogbert's muddy paws went;
*Dogbert goes straight into the garden and re-muds up her paws.
*Clean and dry Dogbert's muddy paws;
*Clean floor where Dogbert's muddy paws went;
*Dogbert goes straight into the garden and re-muds up her paws.
I've just done a quiz to find my ideal man, and it transpires that my ideal bloke is 12 rescue dogs in a raincoat, with 16 rescue cats in a backpack.
February 2, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I've just done a quiz to find my ideal man, and it transpires that my ideal bloke is 12 rescue dogs in a raincoat, with 16 rescue cats in a backpack.
I feel like Terry will stab me if I vote for Pickle
February 2, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I feel like Terry will stab me if I vote for Pickle
Tag yourself; I'm "whump".
January 31, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Tag yourself; I'm "whump".
Me and my to do list :
January 31, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Me and my to do list :
How I ask for your hand in marriage.*
*Just the hand. Not interested in the rest.
*Just the hand. Not interested in the rest.
January 31, 2026 at 4:00 AM
How I ask for your hand in marriage.*
*Just the hand. Not interested in the rest.
*Just the hand. Not interested in the rest.
Not shown; the jackdaw that was sitting next to the parakeet and in between the (squints) sparrow on the right of the picture, who took off as I was taking the picture.
January 31, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Not shown; the jackdaw that was sitting next to the parakeet and in between the (squints) sparrow on the right of the picture, who took off as I was taking the picture.
