Jenny Landreth
@jennylandreth.bsky.social
Everything you’ve come to expect from me
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Man calls on tree falling towards his house to land on his house
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Man calls on tree falling towards his house to land on his house
Thoughts served to me at 3.30am:
1) As a newish listener to The Archers I hope to Jesus they’ve done the menopause already so I don’t have to go through that with them
1) As a newish listener to The Archers I hope to Jesus they’ve done the menopause already so I don’t have to go through that with them
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Thoughts served to me at 3.30am:
1) As a newish listener to The Archers I hope to Jesus they’ve done the menopause already so I don’t have to go through that with them
1) As a newish listener to The Archers I hope to Jesus they’ve done the menopause already so I don’t have to go through that with them
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Come and join us at @booksellercrow.bsky.social in Crystal Palace on Thurs 11 Dec with the team from @deserterblog.bsky.social, to launch and celebrate both our new books. I will be interviewed about my #IntoTheGroove book by @clairywoowoo.bsky.social. It will be fun. Please come!
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Come and join us at @booksellercrow.bsky.social in Crystal Palace on Thurs 11 Dec with the team from @deserterblog.bsky.social, to launch and celebrate both our new books. I will be interviewed about my #IntoTheGroove book by @clairywoowoo.bsky.social. It will be fun. Please come!
Woman in the pool changing room saying how she’d done a 10mile run as a break from cleaning her house and I tried to stay neutral but hmmm not sure maybe my face betrayed me
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Woman in the pool changing room saying how she’d done a 10mile run as a break from cleaning her house and I tried to stay neutral but hmmm not sure maybe my face betrayed me
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I can't wait to see how Trump will persuade a Judge to hear a case beyond the deadline where he has to establish his reputation was severely harmed.
Harmed so badly that he didn't know the programme existed until more than a year later.
Harmed so badly that he didn't know the programme existed until more than a year later.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I can't wait to see how Trump will persuade a Judge to hear a case beyond the deadline where he has to establish his reputation was severely harmed.
Harmed so badly that he didn't know the programme existed until more than a year later.
Harmed so badly that he didn't know the programme existed until more than a year later.
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For crying out loud @zarahsultana.bsky.social
Okay, I can't let this one go. I live in Ireland, not the UK, but the use of this image by a supposedly socialist party is so stupid and offensive, I'm going to get stuck in.
Let me explain to you why any experienced illustrator/designer could have stopped you making so many miserable mistakes. 1/
Let me explain to you why any experienced illustrator/designer could have stopped you making so many miserable mistakes. 1/
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
For crying out loud @zarahsultana.bsky.social
Publish Epstein’s emails in a book and call them experimental literature
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Publish Epstein’s emails in a book and call them experimental literature
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Honestly, I'm about to waste a £60 ticket for the BRILLIANT French singer Zaho de Sagazan, from 7pm at the Palladium. Please can someone take it. I can't make it. She is amazing. I'm gutted.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Honestly, I'm about to waste a £60 ticket for the BRILLIANT French singer Zaho de Sagazan, from 7pm at the Palladium. Please can someone take it. I can't make it. She is amazing. I'm gutted.
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The worst you can accuse Panorama of doing is making a misleading edit – and I’d dispute that! – to make *a point that was true*.
The programme aired without anyone seeing any issues with the edit. It was on iPlayer for a year without complaints. Donald Trump *did* incite Jan 6th.
The programme aired without anyone seeing any issues with the edit. It was on iPlayer for a year without complaints. Donald Trump *did* incite Jan 6th.
Tory culture spox demanding the BBC "grovel" to Trump is baffling. Who is this supposed to chime with?
Just a bizarre line that no one who doesn't use X would ever think.
Just a bizarre line that no one who doesn't use X would ever think.
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
The worst you can accuse Panorama of doing is making a misleading edit – and I’d dispute that! – to make *a point that was true*.
The programme aired without anyone seeing any issues with the edit. It was on iPlayer for a year without complaints. Donald Trump *did* incite Jan 6th.
The programme aired without anyone seeing any issues with the edit. It was on iPlayer for a year without complaints. Donald Trump *did* incite Jan 6th.
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It is utter bullshit that the mistaken splicing of two bits of his January 6th 2021 speech on Panorama in October 2024 had any significant impact whatsoever on the reputation of Donald Trump in Britain, or globally, and the claim for $1 billion damages is bullshit and bullying by the US president
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It is utter bullshit that the mistaken splicing of two bits of his January 6th 2021 speech on Panorama in October 2024 had any significant impact whatsoever on the reputation of Donald Trump in Britain, or globally, and the claim for $1 billion damages is bullshit and bullying by the US president
Kindness
What do you like now that 16 year old you would hate you for?
November 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Kindness
Brain woke me at 5.30 to run through the women my ex asked to marry him, while he was married to me. It’s only 3 or 4 afaik, and spread over a long time, to be fair.
November 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Brain woke me at 5.30 to run through the women my ex asked to marry him, while he was married to me. It’s only 3 or 4 afaik, and spread over a long time, to be fair.
I’m pioneering a new thing and I’ll write about it in the Guardian and you’ll all be FURIOUS: slow swimming
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I’m pioneering a new thing and I’ll write about it in the Guardian and you’ll all be FURIOUS: slow swimming
Been spoilered on Instagram by Gayle Tuesday. (File under: sentences I never expected to write.)
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Been spoilered on Instagram by Gayle Tuesday. (File under: sentences I never expected to write.)
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I hope Mamdani's Aloof Wife briefly allowed the faintest of faint smiles to flicker almost imperceptibly on her otherwise immobile lips
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I hope Mamdani's Aloof Wife briefly allowed the faintest of faint smiles to flicker almost imperceptibly on her otherwise immobile lips
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Really very pleased someone is out there delivering this sort of biting journalism at 7.45pm on a Sunday night.
November 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Really very pleased someone is out there delivering this sort of biting journalism at 7.45pm on a Sunday night.
AD BREAK, yes
Ad break?
November 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
AD BREAK, yes
I’m watching that knitting thing and the cremation ad in the interval* might tell us all we need to know about the demographic they expect.
*wtf is the word I mean? The gap for ads?
*wtf is the word I mean? The gap for ads?
November 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’m watching that knitting thing and the cremation ad in the interval* might tell us all we need to know about the demographic they expect.
*wtf is the word I mean? The gap for ads?
*wtf is the word I mean? The gap for ads?
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i would like a new rule. Whenever an MP gets away with an infringement, we all get to get away with it. An amnesty should be passed for 12 months dated from the day the MP says 'sorry' and that rule doesn't have to be followed by anyone in the nation during that time
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 AM
i would like a new rule. Whenever an MP gets away with an infringement, we all get to get away with it. An amnesty should be passed for 12 months dated from the day the MP says 'sorry' and that rule doesn't have to be followed by anyone in the nation during that time
Kate Garroways ENTIRE contribution to this has been saying ‘you all think it’s me’ when no one has mentioned her at all.
(Oh also her hairline)
#CelebrityTraitors
(Oh also her hairline)
#CelebrityTraitors
October 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Kate Garroways ENTIRE contribution to this has been saying ‘you all think it’s me’ when no one has mentioned her at all.
(Oh also her hairline)
#CelebrityTraitors
(Oh also her hairline)
#CelebrityTraitors
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my... yeah, sure, it's O. Z. Y. M ... no, O for Oscar. Z for Zebra ...no worries, I'm not in a hurry.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon this one simple trick and the results will surprise you.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my email which I hope finds you well.
October 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my... yeah, sure, it's O. Z. Y. M ... no, O for Oscar. Z for Zebra ...no worries, I'm not in a hurry.
is JR the only one who is mean-spirited? It feels that way, but correct me if I’ve forgotten summat #CelebrityTraitors
October 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
is JR the only one who is mean-spirited? It feels that way, but correct me if I’ve forgotten summat #CelebrityTraitors