Jenny Landreth
@jennylandreth.bsky.social
Everything you’ve come to expect from me
Actual footage of me dancing
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Actual footage of me dancing
Well, consider me Absolutely Charmed. (Gordon Buchanan on Desert Island Discs, fyi.)
November 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Well, consider me Absolutely Charmed. (Gordon Buchanan on Desert Island Discs, fyi.)
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So here's a thing. I help run my local food bank, and we're doing this: 12 Days of Christmas Giving.
It's the busiest time of year for us and we have to build up our stocks right through December.
I know you're not in N4, but all food banks are in the same boat, so if you can help please do! 🙏🎄
It's the busiest time of year for us and we have to build up our stocks right through December.
I know you're not in N4, but all food banks are in the same boat, so if you can help please do! 🙏🎄
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 AM
So here's a thing. I help run my local food bank, and we're doing this: 12 Days of Christmas Giving.
It's the busiest time of year for us and we have to build up our stocks right through December.
I know you're not in N4, but all food banks are in the same boat, so if you can help please do! 🙏🎄
It's the busiest time of year for us and we have to build up our stocks right through December.
I know you're not in N4, but all food banks are in the same boat, so if you can help please do! 🙏🎄
Hey thanks neighbour I barely know, for your anecdote about two men masturbating each other in the sauna but please, may I introduce: MY F’IN BOUNDARIES
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hey thanks neighbour I barely know, for your anecdote about two men masturbating each other in the sauna but please, may I introduce: MY F’IN BOUNDARIES
Woke at 5.30 to see my elderly almost-blind dog nose to nose with himself in the mirror. #unnerving
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Woke at 5.30 to see my elderly almost-blind dog nose to nose with himself in the mirror. #unnerving
“All that money, and stirring hate is what they choose to do with it. How pathetic”. Brilliant line from @kathyburke.bsky.social’s A Mind of My Own. In the context of Murdoch/Rothmere, but perfect for ‘fill in your preferred billionaire’
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
“All that money, and stirring hate is what they choose to do with it. How pathetic”. Brilliant line from @kathyburke.bsky.social’s A Mind of My Own. In the context of Murdoch/Rothmere, but perfect for ‘fill in your preferred billionaire’
Johnny's so talented and funny, let's all Like and Subscribe
Episode 1 of ‘Being Human’ is available now on You Tube from the link in my bio.
Things start badly at work for Hugh, then carry on quite badly at home too.
Episode 2 drops Thursday 27th November.
If you enjoy Hugh’s quiet spiral, hit Subscribe so you don’t miss it.
Things start badly at work for Hugh, then carry on quite badly at home too.
Episode 2 drops Thursday 27th November.
If you enjoy Hugh’s quiet spiral, hit Subscribe so you don’t miss it.
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Johnny's so talented and funny, let's all Like and Subscribe
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My mother saved for years to go to Corfu she didn't get charitable status for it.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My mother saved for years to go to Corfu she didn't get charitable status for it.
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Man calls on tree falling towards his house to land on his house
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Man calls on tree falling towards his house to land on his house
Thoughts served to me at 3.30am:
1) As a newish listener to The Archers I hope to Jesus they’ve done the menopause already so I don’t have to go through that with them
1) As a newish listener to The Archers I hope to Jesus they’ve done the menopause already so I don’t have to go through that with them
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Thoughts served to me at 3.30am:
1) As a newish listener to The Archers I hope to Jesus they’ve done the menopause already so I don’t have to go through that with them
1) As a newish listener to The Archers I hope to Jesus they’ve done the menopause already so I don’t have to go through that with them
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Come and join us at @booksellercrow.bsky.social in Crystal Palace on Thurs 11 Dec with the team from @deserterblog.bsky.social, to launch and celebrate both our new books. I will be interviewed about my #IntoTheGroove book by @clairywoowoo.bsky.social. It will be fun. Please come!
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Come and join us at @booksellercrow.bsky.social in Crystal Palace on Thurs 11 Dec with the team from @deserterblog.bsky.social, to launch and celebrate both our new books. I will be interviewed about my #IntoTheGroove book by @clairywoowoo.bsky.social. It will be fun. Please come!
Woman in the pool changing room saying how she’d done a 10mile run as a break from cleaning her house and I tried to stay neutral but hmmm not sure maybe my face betrayed me
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Woman in the pool changing room saying how she’d done a 10mile run as a break from cleaning her house and I tried to stay neutral but hmmm not sure maybe my face betrayed me
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I can't wait to see how Trump will persuade a Judge to hear a case beyond the deadline where he has to establish his reputation was severely harmed.
Harmed so badly that he didn't know the programme existed until more than a year later.
Harmed so badly that he didn't know the programme existed until more than a year later.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I can't wait to see how Trump will persuade a Judge to hear a case beyond the deadline where he has to establish his reputation was severely harmed.
Harmed so badly that he didn't know the programme existed until more than a year later.
Harmed so badly that he didn't know the programme existed until more than a year later.
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For crying out loud @zarahsultana.bsky.social
Okay, I can't let this one go. I live in Ireland, not the UK, but the use of this image by a supposedly socialist party is so stupid and offensive, I'm going to get stuck in.
Let me explain to you why any experienced illustrator/designer could have stopped you making so many miserable mistakes. 1/
Let me explain to you why any experienced illustrator/designer could have stopped you making so many miserable mistakes. 1/
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
For crying out loud @zarahsultana.bsky.social
Publish Epstein’s emails in a book and call them experimental literature
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Publish Epstein’s emails in a book and call them experimental literature
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Honestly, I'm about to waste a £60 ticket for the BRILLIANT French singer Zaho de Sagazan, from 7pm at the Palladium. Please can someone take it. I can't make it. She is amazing. I'm gutted.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Honestly, I'm about to waste a £60 ticket for the BRILLIANT French singer Zaho de Sagazan, from 7pm at the Palladium. Please can someone take it. I can't make it. She is amazing. I'm gutted.
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The worst you can accuse Panorama of doing is making a misleading edit – and I’d dispute that! – to make *a point that was true*.
The programme aired without anyone seeing any issues with the edit. It was on iPlayer for a year without complaints. Donald Trump *did* incite Jan 6th.
The programme aired without anyone seeing any issues with the edit. It was on iPlayer for a year without complaints. Donald Trump *did* incite Jan 6th.
Tory culture spox demanding the BBC "grovel" to Trump is baffling. Who is this supposed to chime with?
Just a bizarre line that no one who doesn't use X would ever think.
Just a bizarre line that no one who doesn't use X would ever think.
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
The worst you can accuse Panorama of doing is making a misleading edit – and I’d dispute that! – to make *a point that was true*.
The programme aired without anyone seeing any issues with the edit. It was on iPlayer for a year without complaints. Donald Trump *did* incite Jan 6th.
The programme aired without anyone seeing any issues with the edit. It was on iPlayer for a year without complaints. Donald Trump *did* incite Jan 6th.
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It is utter bullshit that the mistaken splicing of two bits of his January 6th 2021 speech on Panorama in October 2024 had any significant impact whatsoever on the reputation of Donald Trump in Britain, or globally, and the claim for $1 billion damages is bullshit and bullying by the US president
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It is utter bullshit that the mistaken splicing of two bits of his January 6th 2021 speech on Panorama in October 2024 had any significant impact whatsoever on the reputation of Donald Trump in Britain, or globally, and the claim for $1 billion damages is bullshit and bullying by the US president
Kindness
What do you like now that 16 year old you would hate you for?
November 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Kindness
Brain woke me at 5.30 to run through the women my ex asked to marry him, while he was married to me. It’s only 3 or 4 afaik, and spread over a long time, to be fair.
November 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Brain woke me at 5.30 to run through the women my ex asked to marry him, while he was married to me. It’s only 3 or 4 afaik, and spread over a long time, to be fair.
I’m pioneering a new thing and I’ll write about it in the Guardian and you’ll all be FURIOUS: slow swimming
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I’m pioneering a new thing and I’ll write about it in the Guardian and you’ll all be FURIOUS: slow swimming
Been spoilered on Instagram by Gayle Tuesday. (File under: sentences I never expected to write.)
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Been spoilered on Instagram by Gayle Tuesday. (File under: sentences I never expected to write.)
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I hope Mamdani's Aloof Wife briefly allowed the faintest of faint smiles to flicker almost imperceptibly on her otherwise immobile lips
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I hope Mamdani's Aloof Wife briefly allowed the faintest of faint smiles to flicker almost imperceptibly on her otherwise immobile lips