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Jenny Landreth
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Obvs it won’t have a standard chapter structure but might open with this:
A very odd and rambling email of numbered points like ‘skin as part of brain?’
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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FLOELLA for DG
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Where’s your forkin poppy
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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My google searches are a clear sign when I'm working on Duggee-related stuff. (Yes, they can, lucky for me.)
A google search asking 'can badgers eat pasta'
October 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Black PE pumps. Used to be like three quid from Woollies. Now reduced from £99 to a mere £65, from Toast. #bringbackWoollies
A pair of black PE pumps, I’d give you a fiver for them as I’m feeling generous
September 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Please, for my birthday, a pair of superstitious chimney kittens
Auction item. A pair of superstitious chimney kittens. Illustration shows I’m not sure what but the estimate is £200 - £300 and you get what you pay for
July 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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I know I sometimes give up on books too quickly but three sentences in, can I get beyond ‘artfully streaked with sun-kissed highlights’? No. #judgey
Horrible bit of text: ‘Her hair, once artfully streaked with sun-kissed highlights’
June 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Reminder to self: don’t open Instagram without your glasses on
An eyeshadow stick that looks, well, penis-y.
June 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Piss off you … diabetic? Daffodil? Dadaists?
Newspaper clipping: ‘As he was escorted from the gallery he shouted ‘p*** off you d*******’ and then threw what appeared to be a whistle into the council chamber to the confusion of seated councillors’
June 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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I am SO tempted to sign this address up to every possible website I can find
Showing the email of the sender: Stephen@mickletrafford.plus.
May 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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I got this email so I checked the email address …
Email telling me it’s time to renew my tv licence
May 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Like this: ?
A bright red salvia bush
April 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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I’m back*, bitches!**

*I feel the need to announce that I had a quick dip
** You’re not bitches, apols for saying so
Tooting Lido, my true love (pool category)
April 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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I think the Trump administration is run by corrupt, malicious and stupid people, please give me a Nobel prize.
A newspaper extract with the sentence ‘I think the Trump administration is floundering’ said Simon Johnson, a Nobel prize-winning economist and professor at MIT’s school of management’ highlighted.
April 12, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Just saw this on Insta which *slightly* disagrees with you
Is Freshwater Bay on the Isle of Wight becoming one of the coolest little towns to live in the UK? If it isn't already it might be soon... me and Josie are lucky enough to live a few minutes bike ride from Freshwater and each year it gets a bit more hip.
April 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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I relate to this, from Bridget Christie, about 150%. It is A LOT.
‘Being our age, kids leaving home, getting divorced, being single, coping with changes to your body. It’s quite a lot’
March 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Sorry for my terrible photo but this bus used to have the words ‘safest school bus in town’ on the side. Not sure that would fill me w confidence …
Yellow school bus in a car park Same bus closer in, you can just see where the words ‘bus in town’ have been taken off…
March 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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No cheating. Post the last photo of your pet.
My dog Ralph, an elderly black cockapoo
March 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Oh come on, we all tried it
Screenshot of today’s Wordle with the word ‘bollock’ tried. (And other words blacked out so no spoilers)
March 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Me: I’m drawn to this top, not my normal colour combo

Also me: oh. It’s Duggee colours. I’m going out dressed as Duggee.
Me in a yellow and brown striped top
March 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Yeah, I read to the end this time, and this does feel pretty odd and disconnected...

(Soz, can't make my screenshot small and readable. 😄)
Of course, in theory, we all have plenty to talk about - but one major topic is now off the table: how we feel about how we look. And when that major plank goes, the whole friendship starts to wobble.
March 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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But soft, what light through yonder window?

Brakes.
A car’s brake lights seen through my front door.
March 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Here's Tom painting Alan on the window of Waterstones Newton Abbot. Which is nice. (He had permission, it's not the kind of thing you can just *do*, sadly.)
Tom McLaughlin painting Alan on the windows of a bookshop.
February 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Happy publication day to @tommclaughlin.bsky.social! ALAN HAS LANDED. I love Alan. You'll love Alan. A graphic novel for kids 7+ which is ALL OF US.
Front cover of Alan, King of the Universe, a graphic novel by Tom McLaughlin featuring Alan the cat big orange cat who seeks world domination (no comparison with current events intended) and his sidekick Fido, the dog with fleas (as above).
February 13, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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It’s got some amazing blurbs but this one from a working comedian was good inside intel, I think:
‘One of the most accurate depictions I have ever read of the true monsters in stand up; it’s not the swaggery lads you need to keep an eye on; it’s the good guys’ by Gráinne Maguire
February 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM