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And then they all jumbed on him and did smite him with mighty blows about his head, crying, ‘we never liked you all the years we’ve known you. You were never raelly one of us, you know.’

🎺: Meskales, kicked by a hand, autumn, or does it explode, seasaw
I’m trying to find the social media I can be mad but people miss the point and think I’m attempting humor (inevitable on all platforms) but then don’t give me advice or criticize me and instead just either act mad with me or send me funny thing and want to be my friend in a not fake way. Is it this?
November 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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SpaceX is short for SpaceXplode
June 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
With piñata protest and the m545s at anodyne coffee (not the one in Wauwatosa)
May 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Everyone’s gonna be wide awake at his funeral. If only because they’ll play Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” at full volume.
April 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Tetris taught me that trying to fit in will make you disappear.
April 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
www.healthequitypolicyhub.org

@rishimanchanda.bsky.social, the keynote speaker at OCHIN Learning Forum 2025, shared this incredible resource and I hope everyone sends it to everyone they love.

#healthcare #healthequity #ochin
Health Equity Policy Hub
Track executive policies that impact health equity.
www.healthequitypolicyhub.org
April 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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April 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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thinking of one of abraham lincoln's great quotes this morning:

"As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. Whatever differs from this, to the extent of the difference, is no democracy."
March 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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i’m going to try being hot instead of depressed for a while
February 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Imagine this: On the evening of March 8, you and your spouse unlock the door to your apartment building. As you step inside, two men—not in uniform—push their way in behind you. They tell you your visa has been revoked and that they are there to deport you.
March 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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My child just asked if the x in SpaceX stands for explode. 😭
March 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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ok today i'll be normal
March 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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sorry, i can’t hear any new things until the old things stop upsetting me
March 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Anyway that’s why I am behind on work
March 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
People excited about march madness, here’s a life hack: you can be mad all year round
March 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My brain is too damn foggy someone please solve
March 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Wut
March 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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So now we know Donald Trump got onto Epstein’s plane 7 times, but we still don’t know how many times he got off on Epstein’s plane although it was probably in the teens.
February 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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You first.
February 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Are we still doing "if you see something, say something" b/c I been seeing a bunch of things
February 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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WIFE: what are you watching

ME: the sound of music

NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *crashes through my tv* you don’t watch sound you listen to it
February 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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i'd like my funeral to be at a theme park and then at the end please make my coffin go down the log ride
February 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Do I also get a midlife crisis or does this full life crisis take precedence
February 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My beautiful friend got an ultrasound
February 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM