auld langxiety
@saintchristopher.bsky.social
He takes a pet like no problem. Right? Not afraid at all.
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i’m going to try being hot instead of depressed for a while
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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Friend in Westchester NY is trying to place a very friendly cat that hangs out in their yard. The cat is good with other cats. Please spread the word. They’ll have to go to aspca if it gets much colder (yes they built a temp shelter plz read the screenshot). #adoptdontshop #Westchester #PeekskillNY
December 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Friend in Westchester NY is trying to place a very friendly cat that hangs out in their yard. The cat is good with other cats. Please spread the word. They’ll have to go to aspca if it gets much colder (yes they built a temp shelter plz read the screenshot). #adoptdontshop #Westchester #PeekskillNY
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Oh good, it had been several minutes since i was forced to look at the age-reversing billionaire
July 11, 2023 at 2:02 PM
Oh good, it had been several minutes since i was forced to look at the age-reversing billionaire
townie laureate of new england
I’m currently reading a Malazan book so whichever main character I pick, it’s not going to be something good I can tell you that much
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
townie laureate of new england
taking my wife & her sister to see wicked tomorrow; what should i watch
December 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
taking my wife & her sister to see wicked tomorrow; what should i watch
i would rather watch the worst episodes of second-season twin peaks than basically any other tv show at this point
December 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i would rather watch the worst episodes of second-season twin peaks than basically any other tv show at this point
driving every little kid in my life insane by calling the boy band from kpop demon hunters “the soda boys”
December 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
driving every little kid in my life insane by calling the boy band from kpop demon hunters “the soda boys”
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people in my life keep trying to insist there’s a guy named jelly roll alive right now and i simply must disagree
November 28, 2024 at 11:51 PM
people in my life keep trying to insist there’s a guy named jelly roll alive right now and i simply must disagree
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gonna switch out “kill yourself” with “go ahead and talk to chatgpt all you want”
December 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
gonna switch out “kill yourself” with “go ahead and talk to chatgpt all you want”
gonna switch out “kill yourself” with “go ahead and talk to chatgpt all you want”
December 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
gonna switch out “kill yourself” with “go ahead and talk to chatgpt all you want”
can you tell i saw my 4yo and 1yo nieces today
i bet neil degrasse tyson HATES twinkle twinkle little star. sitting there arms folded all sulky like “i most certainly Do Not wonder what you are,”
December 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
can you tell i saw my 4yo and 1yo nieces today
i bet neil degrasse tyson HATES twinkle twinkle little star. sitting there arms folded all sulky like “i most certainly Do Not wonder what you are,”
December 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
i bet neil degrasse tyson HATES twinkle twinkle little star. sitting there arms folded all sulky like “i most certainly Do Not wonder what you are,”
yes, and yes.
This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
December 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
yes, and yes.
when i started reading music criticism/journalism in college in the late 00’s, an article about this made it the second elliott smith song i ever listened to
December 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
when i started reading music criticism/journalism in college in the late 00’s, an article about this made it the second elliott smith song i ever listened to
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The year the iPhone came out, 90% of people either had one or wanted one. Like 5 minutes after the dot-com bubble burst, we all joined MySpace. Netflix had people cord cutting immediately.
It’s so blatant how bad they’re lying. We’ve SEEN good tech revolutions. This ain’t it! We’re not dumb!
It’s so blatant how bad they’re lying. We’ve SEEN good tech revolutions. This ain’t it! We’re not dumb!
Everybody hates it and any claims that “this happens with any disruptive tech” are obvious and pathetic cope. Shut down your AI depts and take the L large corporations. This is not it
Nobody wants AI. We want Mexican Coke and McDonald’s to bring back the dollar menu. That’s it, you fucking pigs. Easy.
December 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The year the iPhone came out, 90% of people either had one or wanted one. Like 5 minutes after the dot-com bubble burst, we all joined MySpace. Netflix had people cord cutting immediately.
It’s so blatant how bad they’re lying. We’ve SEEN good tech revolutions. This ain’t it! We’re not dumb!
It’s so blatant how bad they’re lying. We’ve SEEN good tech revolutions. This ain’t it! We’re not dumb!
the peace of mind i’ve gained from having picked up more groceries this morning before tonight’s big snowfall is legitimately surprising
December 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
the peace of mind i’ve gained from having picked up more groceries this morning before tonight’s big snowfall is legitimately surprising
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Calling out a fascist for taking a hypocritical position is easy. It's also a complete waste of time. Fascist rhetoric is aesthetics— pathos, never logos.
You'll never get anywhere pointing out a fascist's hypocrisy. Fascism is not to be debated, it's to be smashed. Get comfortable using power.
You'll never get anywhere pointing out a fascist's hypocrisy. Fascism is not to be debated, it's to be smashed. Get comfortable using power.
December 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Calling out a fascist for taking a hypocritical position is easy. It's also a complete waste of time. Fascist rhetoric is aesthetics— pathos, never logos.
You'll never get anywhere pointing out a fascist's hypocrisy. Fascism is not to be debated, it's to be smashed. Get comfortable using power.
You'll never get anywhere pointing out a fascist's hypocrisy. Fascism is not to be debated, it's to be smashed. Get comfortable using power.
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I would let Sally Hawkins put me in the brazen bull
This is how I want people to be posting on Christmas. Do not try to convince Mark Cuban's goofy ass that universal healthcare is right. I want to see pleas for character actors to cleave them in twain with a broadsword. I want people volunteering to get kicked down the Exorcist steps by Alicia Witt.
debi mazar punch me in the stomach for $15 challenge
December 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I would let Sally Hawkins put me in the brazen bull
speaking as the protagonist of myst i can say authoritatively that no, it does not. i’m basically flicking my fingernail on your forehead and ear lobe
do you think it feels good to have the protagonist of myst click on you
December 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
speaking as the protagonist of myst i can say authoritatively that no, it does not. i’m basically flicking my fingernail on your forehead and ear lobe
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Nat King Cole said FUCK 93 year-olds this simple phrase is not for you
December 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Nat King Cole said FUCK 93 year-olds this simple phrase is not for you
Obviously our needs and desires change as we age and therefore so do the gifts our loved ones give us but part of me still gets confused about why none of my presents was like an x-men action figure
December 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Obviously our needs and desires change as we age and therefore so do the gifts our loved ones give us but part of me still gets confused about why none of my presents was like an x-men action figure