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He takes a pet like no problem. Right? Not afraid at all.
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i’m going to try being hot instead of depressed for a while
if you start rehabilitating MTG i swear to christ i’ll start whipping batteries at you
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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i do not like what anyone is talking about
March 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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BREAKING: Gamers Dismayed to Find Themselves Represented in Video Game
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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let Fang Island score the next DOOM you cowards
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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you better believe i’m not pushing play on a clip of elon musk talking. that’s a gah-ron-tee
November 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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The main thing about fallout in general that pisses me off is that everything is still filthy. Like it’s Two Hundred years later; that’s time enough for entire nations to rise and fall and you’re telling me nobody’s even picked up a broom
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
let Fang Island score the next DOOM you cowards
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
BREAKING: Gamers Dismayed to Find Themselves Represented in Video Game
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
the second your religion goes from the moral and spiritual philosophy that helps you make it through the day to the social framework you desire to force the rest of the world to fit into, you need to be executed.
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
10 years in i must admit fallout 4 has me in an “i’ll keep drinking that garbage” type situation
fallout 4 was a game that dared to ask the question, “what are you even doing here?”
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
wild that the origin story of every rich person is “a different rich person gave them some riches”
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
thomas chatterer williams. is that anything
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
more than a little satisfied to realize that none of this comes even close to a spoiler and is in fact borderline incomprehensible
pluribus episode 1 spoiler
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
ok ok just a quick 3 bowls of honey comb and then it’s off to bed
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Bobcat Goldthwait should make another GOD BLESS AMERICA but they just go full The Punisher-mode on the epstein email names
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Something Cool needs to happen yesterday
March 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
having said that i am working out and i’m working out to this today music.apple.com/us/album/pur...
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Courtney Love AND Marilyn Manson? This does not bode well for Beck or Hanson.
A whole lotta liberals who were willing to take Epstein’s money turning off their phones tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
i don’t want to work out i want a milkshake
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
this makes more sense now
When you've heard from like 3 separate coworkers that you could probably be a writer because your emails are coherent
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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listened to a thing about bots and people who go online and write divisive things to get engagement for money. I’m now resolved to never go on threads or Twitter again
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
“make yourself at home,” my host says. immediately i rip my shirt off and lie face down on the kitchen floor
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM