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He takes a pet like no problem. Right? Not afraid at all.
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i’m going to try being hot instead of depressed for a while
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Can i say something
She needs to go to jail.
February 19, 2026 at 2:01 AM
February 20, 2026 at 3:18 AM
feel like shit so i’m taking my medicine
February 20, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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every time they say that women’s hockey wasn’t played at the olympics until 1998 im just speechless lol
the thing about the Olympics is that women were told we would die or become hysterical or infertile if we did anything more than light aerobics until like 60 years ago (generously). Imagine where we will be in another generation.
February 20, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Questionably Legal Eagle
This looks like it’s for a republican fundraiser or a mega church pastor
February 19, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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*too loudly* sure hope nobody gets my ass with a thingamajig
May 29, 2023 at 2:13 PM
I’m sick of the left constantly being put in the position of refuting inflammatory bullshit claims by the right and center and i demand we start generating inflammatory bullshit of our own
On today’s stream, we’re refuting the idea that leftists hate technology — we just hate being exploited (and also when the computer gets more expensive) — but leaning HARD into the idea that leftists hate prediction markets. We go live at 4 PM ET

twitch.tv/aftermathdot...
February 19, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Men would literally rather put dozens of people out of a job than make more Bloodborne
BREAKING: PlayStation is shutting down Bluepoint Games, the studio responsible for modern remakes of classic games such as Demon's Souls and Shadow of the Colossus, Bloomberg News has learned.

A shocking end for a well-respected studio.
February 19, 2026 at 6:51 PM
The Feral Child of Colchester rides again
We are THRILLED to announce that jonathancoulton.bsky.social will be arranging and performing the MST3K Theme for The RiffTrax Experiments! Help support this momentous occasion in riffing history: rifftrax.com/kickstarter
February 19, 2026 at 6:38 PM
i tried a Virtual Boy in a Toys R Us once and i remember thinking it felt like a bad idea at best and possibly intentionally malevolent.
February 19, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Taxing you is the compromise position please keep that in mind
February 19, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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February 19, 2026 at 3:10 PM
The internet: Where it’s all happening™
February 19, 2026 at 6:28 AM
The Boy Who Blocked His Own Posts
February 19, 2026 at 6:26 AM
my wife gets mad when I insist that the reddit stories which she watches the smosh cast read to each other for content are made up, but that’s just something i need to believe for my own sake
February 19, 2026 at 6:16 AM
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if you ever met a artist or musician you haven’t really followed since like high school or college would it be rude to ask them what they’ve been up to
March 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
display name Steve Losewood
February 19, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Can i say something
She needs to go to jail.
February 19, 2026 at 2:01 AM
i literally said on the day that bean dad must be so relieved that J6 was happening
We would have had Bean Dad Discourse for longer except then January 6 happened
February 18, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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This is the kind of thing white supremacists have been doing to Emmett Till’s memorial for decades.

It’s wild to see them do this to a white woman who the entire world saw extrajudicially murdered.
Someone doused Renee Good’s Minneapolis memorial and a nearby pile of wood with gasoline and started a fire at about 9 p.m. Tuesday.
Renee Good memorial site in south Minneapolis doused in gasoline
Damage was minimal but police are investigating.
bit.ly
February 18, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i tend not to see movies i even suspect i might not enjoy because it’s just such a rare treat for the stars to align to get to a theater but my answer is probably around minute 600 of Wicked part 1
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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Kid Rock should be forced at knifepoint to pick a different name
October 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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little kid bundled up in winter gear being carried by their parent is a kind of microcelebrity
December 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM