boringpear
@boringpear.bsky.social
Mathematician by day, boring 24/7
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Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
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Leave little Saruman alone.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Leave little Saruman alone.
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truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
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I contain multitudes
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I contain multitudes
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
I've successfully socialized with coworkers outside of work and then successfully left early to go home and make myself a hot cocoa
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I've successfully socialized with coworkers outside of work and then successfully left early to go home and make myself a hot cocoa
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A dog’s paw print on a Roman clay tile 🐾 🐕 😍
About 2,000 years-ago, a dog made its mark for ‘pawsterity’ when it wandered across the wet tile laid out to dry before firing.
From Richborough Roman fort
📷 by me
#TilesonTuesday
#Archaeology
About 2,000 years-ago, a dog made its mark for ‘pawsterity’ when it wandered across the wet tile laid out to dry before firing.
From Richborough Roman fort
📷 by me
#TilesonTuesday
#Archaeology
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
A dog’s paw print on a Roman clay tile 🐾 🐕 😍
About 2,000 years-ago, a dog made its mark for ‘pawsterity’ when it wandered across the wet tile laid out to dry before firing.
From Richborough Roman fort
📷 by me
#TilesonTuesday
#Archaeology
About 2,000 years-ago, a dog made its mark for ‘pawsterity’ when it wandered across the wet tile laid out to dry before firing.
From Richborough Roman fort
📷 by me
#TilesonTuesday
#Archaeology
Omg I'm going to see Wicked 2 wearing a green sweater and a pink jacket. I swear it's an accident!
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Omg I'm going to see Wicked 2 wearing a green sweater and a pink jacket. I swear it's an accident!
A guy told me I couldn't study math. So I got a math degree.
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
A guy told me I couldn't study math. So I got a math degree.
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November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Ob die Psychologen es mittlerweile herausgefunden haben ? (Der Bund, Band 145, Nummer 137, 15. Juni 1994 ) #GameStudies @chludens.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Ob die Psychologen es mittlerweile herausgefunden haben ? (Der Bund, Band 145, Nummer 137, 15. Juni 1994 ) #GameStudies @chludens.bsky.social
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are the fae
open source
open source
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
are the fae
open source
open source
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I think medieval beekeeper outfits could be the strongest look in the entire history of fashion.
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I think medieval beekeeper outfits could be the strongest look in the entire history of fashion.
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Daily red panda paw posting
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Daily red panda paw posting
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November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
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Favorite new reaction image
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Favorite new reaction image
Why did no one tell me there is a Garak/Bashir Daddy-Long-Legs AU?
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Why did no one tell me there is a Garak/Bashir Daddy-Long-Legs AU?
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Frankenstein is visually stunning, but why wouldn't the English subtitles indicate when someone is speaking a language other than English
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Frankenstein is visually stunning, but why wouldn't the English subtitles indicate when someone is speaking a language other than English
I'm struggling with the fact that my coworkers work overtime all the time and meanwhile I'm mentally and physically exhausted after doing just 5 hours of overtime this week
November 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I'm struggling with the fact that my coworkers work overtime all the time and meanwhile I'm mentally and physically exhausted after doing just 5 hours of overtime this week
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It’s 6 November, and you know what that means, don’t you? YES, THAT’S RIGHT. It’s the 156th anniversary of the death of Dante Gabriel Rossetti’s pet wombat
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 AM
It’s 6 November, and you know what that means, don’t you? YES, THAT’S RIGHT. It’s the 156th anniversary of the death of Dante Gabriel Rossetti’s pet wombat
The thing is, if it takes me until chapter 15 to reach the point of the book which is mentioned in the summary, then it's not a summary, it's a spoiler
November 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The thing is, if it takes me until chapter 15 to reach the point of the book which is mentioned in the summary, then it's not a summary, it's a spoiler
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.