Boehme
@boehme.bsky.social
Professor, poet,
man, Supernatural fan,
unhinged optimist,
& lover of SPAM
man, Supernatural fan,
unhinged optimist,
& lover of SPAM
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bitch i have moderate to severe everything
December 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
bitch i have moderate to severe everything
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I knew Trump's post about Rob Reiner would make at least one of the late-night guys snap. I hope all of them do, but since his got out there first, I can now confirm that at least Seth did, and he did so perfectly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUW2...
Seth Remembers Rob Reiner
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers
www.youtube.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I knew Trump's post about Rob Reiner would make at least one of the late-night guys snap. I hope all of them do, but since his got out there first, I can now confirm that at least Seth did, and he did so perfectly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUW2...
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A recap of the possible options for waking me up:
AFTER you go-go
BEFORE you go-go
The choice should be obvious
AFTER you go-go
BEFORE you go-go
The choice should be obvious
December 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
A recap of the possible options for waking me up:
AFTER you go-go
BEFORE you go-go
The choice should be obvious
AFTER you go-go
BEFORE you go-go
The choice should be obvious
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
It's a Saw movie set at a playground.
Who's ready for Seesaw!!!!!!
Who's ready for Seesaw!!!!!!
December 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It's a Saw movie set at a playground.
Who's ready for Seesaw!!!!!!
Who's ready for Seesaw!!!!!!
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“Wow. A lot of dick pics today…”
- Me, reacting to Dick Van Dyke’s 100th birthday
- Me, reacting to Dick Van Dyke’s 100th birthday
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
“Wow. A lot of dick pics today…”
- Me, reacting to Dick Van Dyke’s 100th birthday
- Me, reacting to Dick Van Dyke’s 100th birthday
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TWENTY THREE: i have to get up at 6 am tomorrow, so tonight i will stay up until sunrise and drink 160 ounces of pabst blue ribbon in order to fight god
FORTY THREE: i sat on a floor too long, so now i live down here
FORTY THREE: i sat on a floor too long, so now i live down here
December 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
TWENTY THREE: i have to get up at 6 am tomorrow, so tonight i will stay up until sunrise and drink 160 ounces of pabst blue ribbon in order to fight god
FORTY THREE: i sat on a floor too long, so now i live down here
FORTY THREE: i sat on a floor too long, so now i live down here
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
"Sigmund Freud's mom must have been so fucking hot."
--Anthony Jeselnik
--Anthony Jeselnik
December 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"Sigmund Freud's mom must have been so fucking hot."
--Anthony Jeselnik
--Anthony Jeselnik
I've never tried it before, but I would not say no if someone offered me a medically induced coma.
December 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I've never tried it before, but I would not say no if someone offered me a medically induced coma.
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ChatGPT Convinced a Man to Cut Off His Dick and Balls, Then Display it as Baby Jesus in His Town’s Nativity Scene. Has AI Finally Gone Too Far?
December 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
ChatGPT Convinced a Man to Cut Off His Dick and Balls, Then Display it as Baby Jesus in His Town’s Nativity Scene. Has AI Finally Gone Too Far?
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a Spotify unwrapped but it’s just me ranking every hot dog I’ve had this year
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
a Spotify unwrapped but it’s just me ranking every hot dog I’ve had this year
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anxiety is so fucking stupid like ‘help I’m bullying myself’ girl stfu
January 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
anxiety is so fucking stupid like ‘help I’m bullying myself’ girl stfu
"I think the saddest part of getting into a war of choice in 2025 is that Dick Cheney won't be around to see it."
--Jon Stewart
--Jon Stewart
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
"I think the saddest part of getting into a war of choice in 2025 is that Dick Cheney won't be around to see it."
--Jon Stewart
--Jon Stewart
"Life is shit."
"So sing."
--from The Choral
"So sing."
--from The Choral
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
"Life is shit."
"So sing."
--from The Choral
"So sing."
--from The Choral
Headline: The Vin Diesel ‘Rock ‘Em, Sock ‘Em Robots’ Movie Has a New Writer: Vin Diesel
Sources say VD will embark on his most intensive training ever for this movie: learning how to write
(jk, he'll just use AI)
Sources say VD will embark on his most intensive training ever for this movie: learning how to write
(jk, he'll just use AI)
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Headline: The Vin Diesel ‘Rock ‘Em, Sock ‘Em Robots’ Movie Has a New Writer: Vin Diesel
Sources say VD will embark on his most intensive training ever for this movie: learning how to write
(jk, he'll just use AI)
Sources say VD will embark on his most intensive training ever for this movie: learning how to write
(jk, he'll just use AI)
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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There comes a time in everyone's life when they realize they have posted their last banger
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
There comes a time in everyone's life when they realize they have posted their last banger
We've way overdone it with the references in pop culture to The Wizard of Oz and Alice in Wonderland. We need to bring in another tired franchise and have everyone's favorite unkillable murderer visit Oz and Wonderland. Get ready for...Michael Myers in the Multiplex of Madness!
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
We've way overdone it with the references in pop culture to The Wizard of Oz and Alice in Wonderland. We need to bring in another tired franchise and have everyone's favorite unkillable murderer visit Oz and Wonderland. Get ready for...Michael Myers in the Multiplex of Madness!
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high fucktose porn syrup
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
high fucktose porn syrup
As far as I know, there are no feature-length adult film parodies anymore so, sadly, the upcoming horror sequel inspired by Chuck E. Cheese will not produce a spicy movie called Five Nights at Freddy Got Fingered.
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
As far as I know, there are no feature-length adult film parodies anymore so, sadly, the upcoming horror sequel inspired by Chuck E. Cheese will not produce a spicy movie called Five Nights at Freddy Got Fingered.
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Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot
December 1, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot
You should probably not buy any Dot's Homestyle Pretzels unless for some reason you want to develop a Dot's Homestyle Pretzels addiction.
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
You should probably not buy any Dot's Homestyle Pretzels unless for some reason you want to develop a Dot's Homestyle Pretzels addiction.
I saw a trailer for what looks like a horror movie about Jesus, lol.
Nicolas Cage plays Joseph.
The devil is a teenage girl.
Might need to have my mind altered before I sit down for this one!
Nicolas Cage plays Joseph.
The devil is a teenage girl.
Might need to have my mind altered before I sit down for this one!
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I saw a trailer for what looks like a horror movie about Jesus, lol.
Nicolas Cage plays Joseph.
The devil is a teenage girl.
Might need to have my mind altered before I sit down for this one!
Nicolas Cage plays Joseph.
The devil is a teenage girl.
Might need to have my mind altered before I sit down for this one!
Bugonia is badass. Oscar noms, please, for Jesse Plemons and Emma Stone. Anytime one of them is in the frame, the flick is riveting. I found the last Yogos Lanthimos/Emma Stone collab (Poor Things) tedious and overlong, but Bugonia crackles from start to finish. Great score, too. 4.5 out of 5 stars.
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Bugonia is badass. Oscar noms, please, for Jesse Plemons and Emma Stone. Anytime one of them is in the frame, the flick is riveting. I found the last Yogos Lanthimos/Emma Stone collab (Poor Things) tedious and overlong, but Bugonia crackles from start to finish. Great score, too. 4.5 out of 5 stars.