Bob A
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people will say life is a roller coaster, but i don't think that's true. it's more like one of those kids rides where they give you a steering wheel to turn, but no matter how you turn the wheel, you keep slowly going in circles until everything stops
August 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
people will say life is a roller coaster, but i don't think that's true. it's more like one of those kids rides where they give you a steering wheel to turn, but no matter how you turn the wheel, you keep slowly going in circles until everything stops
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smugly posting to cow LinkedIn that I got accepted into one of the Temple Grandin slaughterhouses with the curved chute and high walls
July 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
smugly posting to cow LinkedIn that I got accepted into one of the Temple Grandin slaughterhouses with the curved chute and high walls
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Himplications: The Implications for Him™
June 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Himplications: The Implications for Him™
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(jeff bezos emerging from a cocoon of goo fully nude with rippling muscles bursting from every inch of his taut, smooth skin) i always looked like this by the way. you're fired.
June 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
(jeff bezos emerging from a cocoon of goo fully nude with rippling muscles bursting from every inch of his taut, smooth skin) i always looked like this by the way. you're fired.
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a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends
June 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends
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I need to be more like the sassy canister
June 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I need to be more like the sassy canister
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napoleon was the original Island Boy
June 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
napoleon was the original Island Boy
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The battlefield is a classic place to encounter and destroy one's foes
June 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The battlefield is a classic place to encounter and destroy one's foes
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doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
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ok i understand vetoing Gross Greg or The Jakkster or any of the gross ones but you really don't want me to do ANY of my characters at our wedding??? your parents love my characters babe
November 1, 2023 at 10:41 PM
ok i understand vetoing Gross Greg or The Jakkster or any of the gross ones but you really don't want me to do ANY of my characters at our wedding??? your parents love my characters babe
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it's very important to have a friend that reminds you you're not special
had a friend point out that my crush on Jenny Lewis during college was not in fact unique and borderline cliche.
it was a peg i needed to be knocked down
had a friend point out that my crush on Jenny Lewis during college was not in fact unique and borderline cliche.
it was a peg i needed to be knocked down
March 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
it's very important to have a friend that reminds you you're not special
had a friend point out that my crush on Jenny Lewis during college was not in fact unique and borderline cliche.
it was a peg i needed to be knocked down
had a friend point out that my crush on Jenny Lewis during college was not in fact unique and borderline cliche.
it was a peg i needed to be knocked down
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“Uptown Girl” goes pretty hard. You can just say stuff on here
March 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“Uptown Girl” goes pretty hard. You can just say stuff on here
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SUPPORT THE ART'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
February 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
SUPPORT THE ART'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once
February 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once
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Time Magazine Horse of the Year
February 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Time Magazine Horse of the Year
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Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes today because I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership
July 18, 2023 at 11:16 PM
Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes today because I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership
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to make peace with a world in eternal chaos requires you remove yourself from it as much as possible. no noise, no light, no smells, no taste, maybe 1 soft food item for when you get hungry. if you're hungry it's too distracting to find inner peace. and when pizza's on a bagel you can have pizza an
February 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
to make peace with a world in eternal chaos requires you remove yourself from it as much as possible. no noise, no light, no smells, no taste, maybe 1 soft food item for when you get hungry. if you're hungry it's too distracting to find inner peace. and when pizza's on a bagel you can have pizza an
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Gary on my Squidward son
February 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Gary on my Squidward son
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[heart “barracuda” voice] smooth… Abe Vigoda
February 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
[heart “barracuda” voice] smooth… Abe Vigoda
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on my deathbed: a website you could go to that played a bad song. cute hamsters danced around.
KIDS: Alright you can disconnect him now
KIDS: Alright you can disconnect him now
February 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
on my deathbed: a website you could go to that played a bad song. cute hamsters danced around.
KIDS: Alright you can disconnect him now
KIDS: Alright you can disconnect him now
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guy on my guided meditation tapes: Your body is relaxed and floating. Your mind is awake and neutral. This is the activation phrase for Drew. Coordinates Quebec Lima Victor Four Sierra Niner. Activate Drew now. Begin mission.
me 20 minutes later: damn i feel refreshed... nice... i should kill the p
me 20 minutes later: damn i feel refreshed... nice... i should kill the p
February 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
guy on my guided meditation tapes: Your body is relaxed and floating. Your mind is awake and neutral. This is the activation phrase for Drew. Coordinates Quebec Lima Victor Four Sierra Niner. Activate Drew now. Begin mission.
me 20 minutes later: damn i feel refreshed... nice... i should kill the p
me 20 minutes later: damn i feel refreshed... nice... i should kill the p