John FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE Keynes
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are we all ready for four years of Stupid and Evil?
whos excited?
whos excited?
um what
*SOFTBANK GROUP SAYS IT SOLD NVIDIA STAKE FOR $5.83B IN OCT.
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
um what
they fucking said WHAT
tlj is a top 3 star wars movie
i can hear an argument that its third behind empire and new hope, but anybody saying its lower is a crazy person to me
(original new hope beats it, but the present day 'special edition' shit? no)
tlj is a top 3 star wars movie
i can hear an argument that its third behind empire and new hope, but anybody saying its lower is a crazy person to me
(original new hope beats it, but the present day 'special edition' shit? no)
the tros editors' commentary track was really hard to listen to because they were just like "yeah well RIAN'S TEAM put us all in a bad spot with that last movie" like wtf you can't be blaming somebody else for this shit
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
they fucking said WHAT
tlj is a top 3 star wars movie
i can hear an argument that its third behind empire and new hope, but anybody saying its lower is a crazy person to me
(original new hope beats it, but the present day 'special edition' shit? no)
tlj is a top 3 star wars movie
i can hear an argument that its third behind empire and new hope, but anybody saying its lower is a crazy person to me
(original new hope beats it, but the present day 'special edition' shit? no)
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November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
yeah fucking duh
“If Schumer really wanted to use his considerable influence and leverage to stop this, he could have done that,” a senior Democratic Senate aide tells Zeteo. “He didn’t.”
Furious Liberals Call for Schumer to Step Aside, Senate Dems Mostly Quiet
After their shutdown surrender, liberal lawmakers are begging their base to unite behind them anyway – as Trumpland celebrates that their opposition is a bunch of 'p*ssies.'
zeteo.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
yeah fucking duh
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I'm sure it'll go better in December
UPDATE: The Senate votes 53-47 to shoot down the Baldwin amendment to extend ACA funds for 1 year. A party-line vote with every Republican rejecting it.
An important vote in this series: Tammy Baldwin’s proposal to extend ACA expiring funds for 1 year. It’s structured as a motion to table (i.e. scrap it from the amendment tree). But it’ll show the appetite (or lack thereof) in the Senate to address this issue.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I'm sure it'll go better in December
what the fuck even is some of this shit
like, 'a new atc system' ... what? how? what could possibly be new about it? does he think he invented a new kind of radar?
... hes not gonna let chatgpt route flights is he? ... is he?
like, 'a new atc system' ... what? how? what could possibly be new about it? does he think he invented a new kind of radar?
... hes not gonna let chatgpt route flights is he? ... is he?
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
what the fuck even is some of this shit
like, 'a new atc system' ... what? how? what could possibly be new about it? does he think he invented a new kind of radar?
... hes not gonna let chatgpt route flights is he? ... is he?
like, 'a new atc system' ... what? how? what could possibly be new about it? does he think he invented a new kind of radar?
... hes not gonna let chatgpt route flights is he? ... is he?
i voted for him because im long guillotines
I did not vote for Mamdani to make Judaism illegal, i voted for Mamdani to make Roman Popery illegal finally
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i voted for him because im long guillotines
so he tried ... and failed? hes admitting he cant whip votes?
SCOOP: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
Scoop: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
"We let him know what we were doing," said Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-N.H.).
www.axios.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
so he tried ... and failed? hes admitting he cant whip votes?
fusilli superiority
in this house we eat fusilli
good and bad pasta shapes
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
fusilli superiority
holy shit give these baller ass reporters your money folks
New data shows that the CCRB retroactively doctored public data for more than 10,000 misconduct allegations against NYPD officers.
hellgatenyc.com/ccrb-whitewa...
hellgatenyc.com/ccrb-whitewa...
The NYPD’s Watchdog Whitewashed More Than 10,000 Misconduct Allegations in Public Data, New Evidence Shows
Allegations of lying, sexual misconduct, bigoted statements, and racist policing were among those quietly reclassified by the Civilian Complaint Review Board.
hellgatenyc.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
holy shit give these baller ass reporters your money folks
jeanne! jeanne! shhh! hes pretending he DIDNT want this to happen! youre blowing iiiiiiittt!!
“We kept @schumer.senate.gov informed throughout”
Translation: Schumer quarterbacked it and made sure only Dems not up for re-election voted to cave
Translation: Schumer quarterbacked it and made sure only Dems not up for re-election voted to cave
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
jeanne! jeanne! shhh! hes pretending he DIDNT want this to happen! youre blowing iiiiiiittt!!
do you hate STAINS and love SPENDING TIME ALONE WITH SPOUSE??
then try DONT HAVE TWO YEAR OLD TWINS!!
then try DONT HAVE TWO YEAR OLD TWINS!!
do you love SLEEP and hate HAVING COLDS ALL THE TIME
then BEING PARENT OF PRESCHOOLER may not be for you
then BEING PARENT OF PRESCHOOLER may not be for you
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
do you hate STAINS and love SPENDING TIME ALONE WITH SPOUSE??
then try DONT HAVE TWO YEAR OLD TWINS!!
then try DONT HAVE TWO YEAR OLD TWINS!!
an anthropologist somewhere needs to do an ethnography of maga
i read karen ho's liquidated once upon a time and now i want the same thing but of the 2010s-2020s era establishment american right
its a fascinatingly toxic culture
i read karen ho's liquidated once upon a time and now i want the same thing but of the 2010s-2020s era establishment american right
its a fascinatingly toxic culture
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
an anthropologist somewhere needs to do an ethnography of maga
i read karen ho's liquidated once upon a time and now i want the same thing but of the 2010s-2020s era establishment american right
its a fascinatingly toxic culture
i read karen ho's liquidated once upon a time and now i want the same thing but of the 2010s-2020s era establishment american right
its a fascinatingly toxic culture
also nate THE SHUTDOWN DIDNT FUCKING END JESUS CHRIST
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
also nate THE SHUTDOWN DIDNT FUCKING END JESUS CHRIST
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US HOUSE SPEAKER JOHNSON SAID HE WON'T COMMIT TO A VOTE ON ACA SUBSIDIES, I'M TOLD – SEMOFAR REPORTER ON X
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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EPSTEIN FIIIIILLLLESSSS
BREAKING via Punchbowl
“Speaker Mike Johnson plans to swear in Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva (D-Ariz.) before the House votes on a government funding package, according to sources familiar with the planning.“
“Speaker Mike Johnson plans to swear in Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva (D-Ariz.) before the House votes on a government funding package, according to sources familiar with the planning.“
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
EPSTEIN FIIIIILLLLESSSS
holy shit guys this is utterly disqualifying
this person cannot be permitted to make decisions about health care policy until he can demonstrate a basic understanding of *what insurance is*
this person cannot be permitted to make decisions about health care policy until he can demonstrate a basic understanding of *what insurance is*
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
holy shit guys this is utterly disqualifying
this person cannot be permitted to make decisions about health care policy until he can demonstrate a basic understanding of *what insurance is*
this person cannot be permitted to make decisions about health care policy until he can demonstrate a basic understanding of *what insurance is*
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It’s wild that conventional wisdom is now that we are in an AI bubble, and the crazy take is that AI company valuations and infrastructure spending makes any sense.
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
It’s wild that conventional wisdom is now that we are in an AI bubble, and the crazy take is that AI company valuations and infrastructure spending makes any sense.
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Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
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It will stun u to hear what WH sources are telling us rn about how the Dems ended the shutdown!
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It will stun u to hear what WH sources are telling us rn about how the Dems ended the shutdown!
are they gonna finally have to swear grijalva in? was this all a galaxy brain play by angus king to release the epstein files?? /631
US House Speaker Johnson tells House members to begin returning to Washington.
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
are they gonna finally have to swear grijalva in? was this all a galaxy brain play by angus king to release the epstein files?? /631
didnt they also give him a major superhero franchise that bombed? and a huge legacy childrens ip that also bombed? like maybe thats why he was 'greylisted' is hes bad at his job?
i mean, pratt still works and hes toxic as all fuck
i mean, pratt still works and hes toxic as all fuck
Whoa they invented a word for when you’re a weird loser nobody wants to work with?
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
didnt they also give him a major superhero franchise that bombed? and a huge legacy childrens ip that also bombed? like maybe thats why he was 'greylisted' is hes bad at his job?
i mean, pratt still works and hes toxic as all fuck
i mean, pratt still works and hes toxic as all fuck
im actually agog that somebody would say this out loud and still profess to gove a shit about ... well anything really
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
im actually agog that somebody would say this out loud and still profess to gove a shit about ... well anything really
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Imagine possessing both the arrogance and incompetence of Dick Durbin.
We understand how the Senate works, dude. That's the fucking problem.
We understand how the Senate works, dude. That's the fucking problem.
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Imagine possessing both the arrogance and incompetence of Dick Durbin.
We understand how the Senate works, dude. That's the fucking problem.
We understand how the Senate works, dude. That's the fucking problem.
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We are being led by absolute cowards
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
We are being led by absolute cowards