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bnr-keynes.bsky.social
John FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE Keynes
@bnr-keynes.bsky.social
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Your 9th favorite poster's 136th favorite poster. Lawyer, Jewish anti-zionist, policy analyst, activist, twin dad, lefty. "We should improve society somewhat." - Matt Bors
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everybody knows that bribery is illegal, but what my book presupposes is, what if it isnt?
owen wilson as eli cash from the royal tenenbaums; a blond man in a tan paisley shirt, a tan tassoed jacket, and a tan cowboy hat walks through a scrum of people as somebody snaps a picture of him; its the scene from the movie where he says 'everybody knows custer died at little bighorn, what my book presupposes is what if he didnt'
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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a bear in front of a school picture day laser backdrop
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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dont ask me why
the text of hamlets 'to be or not to be' soliloquy in the style of the zohran logo
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
bnr-keynes.bsky.social
if your see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it
the cover of middle cyclone by neko case: a young woman with red hair wearing a black dress kneels on the hood of a classic red car brandishing a sword
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
bnr-keynes.bsky.social
post something random or youll have an awful november
allie brosh webcomic panel from hyperbole and a half - a scribble art toddler is wide eyed and covered in scratches as she attempts to stuff a cat into a drawer - the scribbled caption reads 'keep going kid ... itll be worth it when you figure out how to access the value!'
October 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
bnr-keynes.bsky.social
post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year
cover of the tom petty album full moon fever
October 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
bnr-keynes.bsky.social
the time magazine cover of trump following the announcement of the recent gaza ceasefire with the caption 'his triumph, the leader israel needed, how gaza heals' the folds of his aged wrinkled neck fat are particularly prominent above his red tie
October 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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german filmmaker werner herzog - an aging balding german man in a black jacket he is contemplating the horrors
October 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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like the fucking drip on this guy ayfkm
black and white photo of a young david bowie standing in front of a train in japan; hes wearing a flowing overcoat and a long scarf
October 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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if you see this, quote skeet with a sword ⚔️
the party from the anime frieren: four adventurers, two men, an small elf woman, and a dwarf with a long beard; himmel, the human leader, holds his sword up in front of the group, explaining that it isnt actually a famous sword, but is instead a replica
October 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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two pictures of hayao miyazaki, an elderly japanese man in sunglasses and an apron; he is sitting in a deck chair smoking a cigarette, looking at a white cat; he says to somebody just off camera, 'look how carefree she looks' as the cat looks up at him; he says to the cat, 'you have no schedule'; the cat falls asleep
October 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
bnr-keynes.bsky.social
mfw i am jeffrey combs
a young white man in a fedora and a white collar purses his lips, furrows his brow, and looks towards the camera; the caption reads 'jeffrey combs'
October 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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a cartoon of a disheveled looking man standing ominously looking in through the window - hes wearing a tshirt that reads 'sickos', saying 'yes ha ha ha yes!'
October 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
bnr-keynes.bsky.social
connor oberst probably gotta be in the mix
text from the lyrics to the bright eyes song four winds: Your class, your caste, your country, sect, your name or your tribe There's people always dying trying to keep them alive There's bodies decomposing in containers tonight In an abandoned building where The squatters made a mural of a Mexican girl With 15 cans of spray paint in a chemical swirl She's standing in the ashes at the end of the world Four winds blowing through her hair But when great Satan's gone The Whore of Babylon She just can't sustain The pressure where it's placed She caves
October 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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the best part? they are afraid

they ARE afraid of cartoons
neil patrick harris as jenkins from starship troopers standing next to a large animated bug monster - he lays his hand on the bug monsters forhead and says 'it's afraid'
October 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
bnr-keynes.bsky.social
sick and tired of these lying communists cropping the trash fires and communist flags out of these pictures of portland, which everybody knows is a Hell Hole
picture of nathan fielder - a young white man in a white shirt and black necktie forces a smile as if laughing with somebody just out of frame
September 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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reupping this, now that its fall

cuomos not dropping out? even tho hes still down 20 points? quelle fucking surprise
text: "After his announcement, the ex-gov is going to ask all of the candidates - except for Democratic nominee Mamdani — to vow to drop out of the race come mid-September if they are not in the lead, himself included, a source close to the candidate told NewsNation."
September 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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ahem
the 'monkey selfie' - a macaques smiles into the camera
September 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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patrick stewart in an apple orchard - meme caption shows stewart labeled 'me' smiling while picking an apple labeled 'this meme' and putting it into a basket labeled 'my meme collection'
September 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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mock wikipedia page for 'bad syndrome' reads 'instead of brain there is dark orb'; the photo is an abstract photo of a head with a black splotch in the center and the caption 'like this'
September 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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tag urself im
detail of the photo in original post - black and white photo of a hand holding up a figure of a man in flowing robes - the figure is pointing upwards
September 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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text of a threads post by gianmarco soresi: 'its pretty astounding that r f k has even less brains than his uncle'
September 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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huge missed opportunity for @hellgatenyc.com here - could have accurately transcribed adams mispronounciation of mamdanis name and hit him with the good ol (sic)
text reads: eric adams vows to continue doomed mayoral campaign: 'andrew cuomo is a snake and a liar' 'i am in this race' adams said 'and im the only one that can beat mamdani'
September 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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i mean
john hurt as kane from alien - a young man thrashes in agony on a table as blood erupts from the center of his chest
August 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
bnr-keynes.bsky.social
post a meme made by you
August 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM