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CrBleak
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Here to smile politely and laugh at some jokes
Pro tip: keep a few tampons in your pockets at all times to flush down the toilets of any government building you may be in
January 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Weirdly accurate in 2025
January 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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January 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Batman’s cool and all but…forever?
January 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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[my glass shatters loudly against the wall of the biker bar] I said SKIM MILK
January 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Accidentally hunkered up instead of down and am now floating through an endless void 😭
January 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hey grandma, can you come pick me up from the sex party early?
You were right, I talked too much about The Garfield movie (2024) and no one wants to do it with me now. 😢
January 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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good morning
January 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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PEOPLE THINK IM NICE BUT THEY DONT KNOW I CHOOSE TO BE.
January 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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January 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Waitress says, "Say when," when grating parmesan
cheese. I never say when. The room fills with parmesan.
There are no survivors. 😏
January 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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DENTIST: I'll see you in 6 months.

ME: *under my breath* I'll see you in hell.
January 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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[lying in bed after sex] Sorry for all the screaming, I'm afraid of the dark
January 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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[50yrs in the future]

Grandson: Grandpa, what was 2024 like?

Me: [motioning to america] This used to be aaallll assholes, as faaaar as the eye could see
January 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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A John Wick movie where he assassinates everyone shooting off fireworks in a residential area because they upset his dog.
December 31, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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Word of the Day is one I keep posting at the end of the year, hoping its time will come.

‘Respair’, from the 16th century, is fresh hope, and a recovery from despair.

Here’s to a few drops of respair in 2025.
December 31, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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Ominous
December 19, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Praying that Biden will pardon my French before leaving office 🤞🤞
December 2, 2024 at 5:20 AM
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I haven't said it here yet, so just FYI, I love you and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.
November 26, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
November 6, 2024 at 11:00 AM
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this is the thing, they could pass a law saying the Earth is fucking flat (and if there were a way to make a buck on it, i'm sure they would.) but whatever happens in that court of the damned or thereafter, remember this-
our joy is fucking real. their laws arent.
and they will never take our joy!
November 12, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Really makes you think..
lol
April 25, 2024 at 5:35 PM