Alec
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“Are you certain it will work? It looks like a hot tub.”
- 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, H.G. Wells, 1895
- 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, H.G. Wells, 1895
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
“Are you certain it will work? It looks like a hot tub.”
- 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, H.G. Wells, 1895
- 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, H.G. Wells, 1895
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December 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Love to open up the fridge of my mind, take one sniff and say "yup, that's some bad brain in there," and then have my brain sneer back at me.
"Everything you're doing is a waste of time!" It cackles as it drives pins into itself.
"Everything you're doing is a waste of time!" It cackles as it drives pins into itself.
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Love to open up the fridge of my mind, take one sniff and say "yup, that's some bad brain in there," and then have my brain sneer back at me.
"Everything you're doing is a waste of time!" It cackles as it drives pins into itself.
"Everything you're doing is a waste of time!" It cackles as it drives pins into itself.
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they should always let this happen
October 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
they should always let this happen
It's not a phase, I'm eternally always in unfiltered gremlin mode.
IT'S TIME FOR THE PULP GIRLS HALLOWEEN MAD LIB
It's not a phase, I'm vaguely always in medieval bimbo mode.
It's not a phase, I'm vaguely always in medieval bimbo mode.
October 31, 2025 at 7:12 AM
It's not a phase, I'm eternally always in unfiltered gremlin mode.
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This isn’t really what I meant by “Surprise T. Swift Album” but people do seem pretty surprised, so I’ll take it.
October 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This isn’t really what I meant by “Surprise T. Swift Album” but people do seem pretty surprised, so I’ll take it.
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
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Roadworks will tear us apart, again
September 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Roadworks will tear us apart, again
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The slushie machine has a color you don't recognize, swirling around through the glass, your mesmerized brain struggling to make sense of what's hitting your retinas, like the wavelength of the light itself is being bent and corkscrewed on the way to your eye. You bet it tastes like strawberries
August 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
The slushie machine has a color you don't recognize, swirling around through the glass, your mesmerized brain struggling to make sense of what's hitting your retinas, like the wavelength of the light itself is being bent and corkscrewed on the way to your eye. You bet it tastes like strawberries
@ownsongkaraoke.bsky.social hot off the press: youtu.be/Bw72CQYfHvY
Hayley Williams - Ego Death At A Bachelorette Party (Official Video)
YouTube video by HayleyWilliamsVEVO
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August 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
@ownsongkaraoke.bsky.social hot off the press: youtu.be/Bw72CQYfHvY
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it's heartbreaking to see so many people becoming homeless due to their treatment-resistant addictions to housing, groceries, and health care
July 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
it's heartbreaking to see so many people becoming homeless due to their treatment-resistant addictions to housing, groceries, and health care
I've been crying more than I piss.
July 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I've been crying more than I piss.
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I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
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all these fireworks are really making me feel like a plastic bag
July 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
all these fireworks are really making me feel like a plastic bag
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Too ugly for tinder so now I’m on
June 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Too ugly for tinder so now I’m on
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[dawn]
*reverse somersault pike into pool of despair*
*reverse somersault pike into pool of despair*
June 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
[dawn]
*reverse somersault pike into pool of despair*
*reverse somersault pike into pool of despair*
@blueprincegame.bsky.social Please patch in a run button. need to move faster than a stroll. this game is taking me a while, am dumb.
June 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
@blueprincegame.bsky.social Please patch in a run button. need to move faster than a stroll. this game is taking me a while, am dumb.
intrusive thoughts of drinking a bottle of spicy ranch
May 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
intrusive thoughts of drinking a bottle of spicy ranch
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i wish my eyes turned into cartoon spirals when i'm dissociating
May 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i wish my eyes turned into cartoon spirals when i'm dissociating
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Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results
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May 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results
theonion.com/plan-to...
theonion.com/plan-to...
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I'm not crying I just need to put my eyes in rice
May 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I'm not crying I just need to put my eyes in rice
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I only keep myself alive because i'm committed to the bit
April 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I only keep myself alive because i'm committed to the bit
Bring me the longest island iced tea in all the land.
Bring me the dunkiest donuts in all the land.
Bring me the Frenchest fries in the land
April 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Bring me the longest island iced tea in all the land.